>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your bedroom
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turn 360 and walk away
>Look an elephant
>Run the fuck away
Be confused, be very confused.
Ask her how the fuck did she get in
you know you'd walk right back into taylor??
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newfag
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also let her know I like her new boob job. But, as soon as she is feeling too good about herself, still remind her that shes overrated
AHH NORRIE SINGER!
Unless she tryna suck my dick she needs to gtfo
Tell her to gtfo.
Finish masturbating.
Ask her how she got in. Probably hang out with her. Get to really know her. And if all goes well, fuck her mother
I will try to convince her to letting me impregnate her, so she can have mix mexican-american babies.
turn 140644582560 degrees and walk away
it's a meme you idiot
You sound fucking retarded
You're still going to be facing Taylor.
impregnate
shut up >:^(
I know it's a meme, that's why I called them a newfag.
Undress, sit on the edge of my bed facing her and start to slowly masturbate while looking at her face. Her move.
Impregnate her for tresspassing on my property
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You are a lost cause, user.
murder her
Also, TayTay thread.
i stop, make her sit down on the bed, and i thoroughly explain to her why her music fucking sucks and why she should stop making it
>that's over 390 million complete circles.
>still facing same direction.
>no one's there because it took years for you to turn that many times.
>missed opportunity
pic related. it's you after you're done spinning around like an autistic child for ten years with no nourishment.
Fucking kek
I don't know, probably just say hi or something I guess
Grab her by the pussy
What's a narcissistic celebrity doing in my bedroom?
>"I feel like I should know you but I don't."
Tie her up in my closet, and force feed her until she makes Kelly Clarkson look skinny by comparison. Then sell her ass to the nigger's in my neighborhood who love fat white bitches at $50 a nut.
feed the anorexic bitch
Does she have that stupid condescending look on her face?
I would punch her and tell her to leave.
You guys know that the picture of her ass getting grabbed was released today right?
Oh that's right you're a bunch of greasy neckbeards who shit all over celebrity gossip and yet think anime and video games aren't a complete waste of time.
Run away because I am afraid of snakes.
Threaten her dad.
Tell her to gtfo of my property pointing my .45 to her
>360 degrees
>full circle
You'd be walking right into her you idiot. Pay attention in math class next time
her groping pic has just been leaked, someone post it please!
>newfag
>puking shit
Pay attention in memes next time
ok, i found it, it fucking sucks
Probably why TMZ didn't see a problem with it.
If they aren't careful though, TS will be suing them, saying it traumatizes her every time she sees it.
>tell her to get the fuck out, she is cutting into my fap time
>call police and press charges
good fucking riddance.
I actually think it's hot. The expression on her face. Knowing that she has no choice but to stand there and take it. Knowing that she has to smile to keep up appearances. Knowing she feels sexually violated in that moment but can't do anything about it. I love that shit.
>her groping pic has just been leaked,
i'm german, sorry if that's not grammatically correct
you can't really tell where his hands actually are tbh
Have my way with her until I am certain I knock her up. Sue for joint custody and child support. Live the good life.
I tell her
Tits or gtfo
Fucking nothing, maybe I'd stutter and give her a bowl of eggs or something.
wont recognize her
"Wer sind sie und wie kommen sie hier rein?"
>not grammatically correct
no it was fine. I meant that she will be upset that the picture got out since her lawyers asked for it not to be.
I mean you cant see her butt but you can tell that his hand is on it. Unless he's hoverhanding it but then, what would be the point of doing that? Also, on this matter, I'll take her word over his. His side of the story contradicts the photo.
ask my wife why the fuck this useless bitch is in our room?
>mfw i saw that "groping" pic and taytay's comments on it
Take off her shoes and start sucking her toes & kissing her soles
i mean how fucking stupid can someone be? one does not simply grope taytay on a red carpet in front of photographers. balls i say!
>I'm just gonna rape rape rape rape rape
Can somebody post the groping pic?
Have sex with her.
Learn to google. Anyway its just her standing there
Take off her shoes and suck on her toes while I furiously jerk myself to the greatest orgasm of my life.
here you go
Thanks Sup Forumsro, and what a let down
yeah that's what I thought and then she goes on and says how we will get off to it
i keep imagine that he finger blasts her fart box
ask her if the rumours are true that she is a Sup Forumstard
eat that pussy
TRIGGERED.
its what keeps me up at night
I try
>360 degrees
>full circle
>walk away
Damn so this is what happens when you slack off during math class
Not sure if bait or just stupid
I think you meant 180 because 360 would make you face the same direction. Just trying to help.
The left shows what the right is doing.
sauce
Welcome to Sup Forums, newfriend.
I've never even seen this gif and I recognize Sasha Grey's ass.
>I'll take her word over his.
It looks like she is trying to move away but the other girl is blocking her.
I can't tell if this is bait and everybody took it, or people caught the bait and are responding with even more bait
show her my bubble ass and watch her collapse in tears
kill myself
what do you people see in her? her videos have shit camerawork and there are also tones of hotter pornstars
Ask her why she's in my home.
Dafuq, yo?
>pornstars
hillary voter detected!
Shoot that fucking disgusting liberal whore
what?
>hillary voter detected!
Fucking A right. Everyone knows Trump is going to get rid of internet porn.
Stupid Hitlary shill better get their fapping done now!
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I'll just say i don't have autotune, and she will probably scramble.
>fuck her brains out
>ditch her
>she writes new album about breakups and one night stands or whatever
>i claim royalties, holds up in court because I have a team of jewish lawyers
>rich parents money is a wonderful thing
>live off record sales for a little while
>an hero when she tracks me down and demands child support for user jr.
No regrets
fucking newfags
>Push her out the way and search frantically for Tom Hiddleston
>Fuck him instead
I'd probably scream or something, especially if the lights were off and someone was just standing there when I turned them on.
Politely but firmly tell her to leave.
First, check the restraints.