What would you do?

What would you do?

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Shoot that nigger right in the fucking face.

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Stomp the wrist.

Show him a job application

Grab nightstand .45 , pull him inside, boom. Call cops, and rest easy.

Use my foot to crush the hand against the wall.

Tell him that he left his key on the kitchen table and proceed to laugh because he looks like an idiot

Open fire.

Break his arm, drag him inside and beat him to death.

this

throw a few chicken wings out the window and call the cops

This is why you can't live around niggers.

>Live in Oregon. Used to be nice quiet WHITE neighborhood.
>King Nigger Obama decides to bring in some muslim niggers from Somalia and dump them in my neighborhood.
>My home went from a value of $145,000 to about $35,000 almost overnight. It is sinking like a rock as nobody will buy this now with so many niggers in this area.
>Used to have very nice patio furniture and outdoor BBQ.
>Got home from work all of it was gone.
>Windows were broken around the house as someone was trying to get in.
>Niggers were attaching extension cords to my electricity in the back yard.
>I was wondering why my electricity shot up over 400%
>Apparently these faggots were growing pot and using my electricity to power it.
>Other neighbor found out these niggers were tapping into their cable and water line. He had a $4000 cable bill with all the pay per view porn and fights.
>Bought house in another place now half an hour from work but (for now) there are no niggers.
>Rent old house (only way I could get money was section 8 - nobody else would rent it). I know my house is turning to shit and there is nothing I can do about it.

FUCK MY LIFE

I dont own a gun so I would probably the fuck outta that arm.

>Jump up
>Strip naked
>Run to the door with my chair
>Stand on chair
>Use beta powers of instant arousal and premature ejaculation
>Jizz in his face as he enters
>As he grabs at his face covered in jizz pull his pants down
>Pull him inside by his pants twisted around his ankles
>All his homies flee in terror
>>Wrestle his arms behind his back while he's trying to pull his pants up and can't see because of jizz eyes
>Tie them up with my belt
>Shit on his chest
>Place money on shit
>Take photo of him covered in jizz and shit and being paid for it
>Send photo to all contacts

>pay per view porn
>mfw i'm a rational black person living in a nice quiet white area in the UK.

Find out one way or the other if I'm really as tough as I think I am

I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500, Alex.

*watch*
*wait*
*wait*
*....waaaaaaaaaait*
.........HOLYSHIT TYRONE ISSAT YOU!? GET IN HERE DAWG IM FINNA WATCH DAT STAR TREK WRATH OF KHAN! U BRING DAT PURPL DRANK?? HEY! WHERE U GOIIN?! ..im lonely.

In my state castle clause only applies once he has forcibly entered the home. Attempted entry doesn't justify lethal force.

Get gun ready, wait for him to walk in, THEN shoot in the face

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Not to sound super edgy, but I'd just grab the shotgun I keep by the bed....

You know, here in the UK if someone legitimately breaks into your house and attempts to harm you, you CAN'T fight back. If you somehow end up killing that person, you're going to jail buddy.

God you people suck

Well on the bright side, It's rare as fuck to have someone break into your house here and even if they do, they run away once hearing a sound inside.

Strangely enough, I live in one of the richest and whitest places in the whole UK and our street is being robbed like daylight.

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lever action 20ga short barrel loaded with galvanized steel disks (coin shot) point at top of ball cap and problem solved.

downside id have to re paint......again....

fucking niggers.

fuck all this shooting bullshit. if i caught someone doing that i'd fucking run up and drag his ass into my house through the window by wrapping my arms around his neck in a reverse "sleeper" hold.

i'd kill the fuck with my hands.

fuck thieves.

So full of shit.

You can steal cable but pay per view requires the cable box.

Obama has not ordered a single person to be allowed to immigrate.

Call president Trump to save me

" hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, leather clubs two blocks down"

All that work and you could've just shot him.

Give nigger some weed

is it just me or is there a on/off switch on his forehead?

>thinks pay per view requires the cable box.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Obama is Johnny Jihadseed. He has brought in over a million muslims since he was president.

In Oregon we are flooded with Somalis. These are the same pirates that rob ships and the movie "Black Hawk Down".

Shoot The hell Out Of That Nigger

Batter up.

Head to my gun safe. Grab key from desk drawer. Retrieve handgun from hardcase. Walk over to bookshelf. Get loaded a mag from behind books. Load the firearm. Go back into the living room and yell FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER.

Make really loud "PAP" noises twards him with with my Mini Draco. :D!

grab my 9mm and shoot that nigger dead

>mfw i live in the south and im 100% justified

>rational
>black
>person

none of those apply to you, nigger

>mfw blacks think theyre people

Obama has diversified many a white neighborhood, user.

nypost.com/2016/05/08/obamas-last-act-is-to-force-suburbs-to-be-less-white-and-less-wealthy/

I wouldn't do anything. My Great Dane would fuck that nigger up. And then I would make a nice steak for my dog for being such a good boy.

>great danes are faggot ass pussies
>your dogs a fucking pint sized giraffe with autism

Take a machete to his hand, keep his severed hand as a trophy.

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Ew you would touch a nigger.

Whatever you say. I've been around Danes for years. And when they are in right mode there isn't much you can do to stop them.

I laughed some goods on that one.

>your dogs a fucking pint sized giraffe with autism
kek

No amount of steak would get the taste out of your poor dog's mouth, you monster

*Fight mode

"You ain't gonna catch no crack head"

It'll make him feel like he's in his ancestral home! Because that's what they do to thieves over there.

Takes one to know one, amirite?

>baby talk the dog into confusion
>trick friendship with dog
>rob you, while you sit there.
>"G'night, nigga"

tell him that he doesn't have to tell me whats going on, but he does have to eat this bowl of eggs.

Dogs can't rob, they don't have thumbs.

go out raping women and rob people?

"pootch, hold this"

>home lost 75% of its value
Yeah....no.

quickly text my friend down stairs to go outside his door and and pull the ladder out from under this fool , while he is hanging there I give him a good "This is Sparta!!" kick to the face and then when he falls and get the wind knocked out of him give my friend and I enough time to detain him until the cops get there

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xD

i'd do a barrel roll

I would hold him close to my boos um and pick the lice from his hair to calm him like his mom did when he was a lil chittlin

then explain why you can buy a 2 story masonry home in the middle of the ghetto for $40k. The same home in a pure white area is 10x that easily.

Latino areas and aisan areas are also cheap.

NBA draft with long ass arms like that.

Sheltered millennial detected.

Grab a heavy object or knife, whatever's closer, get behind the door and wait for him to come in. Then beat him as hard as possible over the neck or stab him between the ribs. Then separate cervical vertebrae. Possibly keep him locked up somewhere for a week or so or until he dies; if he's still alive, turn him out in the middle of my area's forest area where there is a healthy population of coyotes. Fucker.

kek

Underrated

Grab two knives and pounce, followed by repeatedly stabbing it while screaming like a madman.

merica...

God damn the UK sucks balls.

we can fight back with reasonable force, law was changed several years ago

Snap kick my size 11 steel toed Dr Marten into his face. Watch for response. Repeat as necessary.

Reading comprehension is clearly not your strong suit

it's not so bad. some would even say sensible

cps.gov.uk/publications/prosecution/householders.html

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Sense of humor is not yours.

I would inform him this area is whites only
(Pic Related)

Get singles.

Didnt-happen overkill story, much?

I think that only applies when you're taking it in the ass from them.
I've never in my life seen one with a sense of guarding.

kahoot raid at 163407

Sexy.

And then?!

spartan kick to there joint.

i know he wont be able to get it full handled medically and i will always have left my print on him. its like a brand.

then get your dyke gf to smother him with her flannel

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>touching a nigger when you could just shoot him from your couch

LMAO...you're a fucking liar. Every house in Oregon is selling for $20K above the asking price. Now go suck some muzzy nigger cock you lying queer.

And insults are not yours

Well, if he doesn't move out of that window fast enough he'll never use that hand again. I would hit it with the nearest metal object which happens to be a hammer.

idk what id do niggers blend so well into the dark

Nothing. Niggers aren't smart enough to open a door.

turn 360 degrees and walk straight out the door

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shit man! I live on the 3rd floor, that'd be some Fuan no Tane shit .