Pirate Island!

Pirate Island!

Two warring community's.

A once peaceful island, inhabited by the the harmonious Caribbean villagers.
With hunting and labouring part of their daily life. They have thrived on this small tropical island.

Until now!
Arr, the pirates be here.
There vessel be land locked.
Food resources are running low and they are down to their last bottle of rum...
Oooo Argh!

This Island isn't big enough for the both of them.
Pick a side and get to rolling, me hartys.
Be dubs that decide.

Pirates have population boom.

A group of pirates find out one of the pirates is a jew and proceed to kill him.

Pirates figure out that some of them are part Jew and part Nigger.

Those get eaten alive. Two pirates fuck and 5 babies are born.

Re-Roll

Kek, reroll.

10 carribean villagers all die in a horrible pirate unrelated cannon related accident.

reroll

>Suddenly, the GRIFFIN appears
>It shall be worshipped by all who come in contact with it
>If you can appease it with the sacrifice of 10 Fatasses for it to squish, it will aid you

Pirates figure out there's a female on the island.

They all rape her to death.

Now pirates can't reproduce.

ew no.
re-reroll

Get ta rolling ya land lubers!
No. 9 decides next move!

A random gay pirate has aids and spreads it to 3 other gay pirates.

Niggers decide to perform an ancient ritual. Sacrifice most of their civilians.

Pirates invade the aboriginal niggers and rape them all. Light niggers are born and used as sex toys and currency.

Trips overrules the No.9 rule, OP.

This post is also dubs, OP!!!

The pirates get sexually frustrated and a pirate orgy ensues.
3 of the pirate crew are forsaken with the dreaded willy scurvy and are kill.

Nice dubs, and nice gay pirates.

"Willy scurvy". Kek.

No. 9 or dubs to cont!

The gay pirate with aids gets really frisky and needs sex but they all know he has aids, so the gay pirate goes and has sex with a nigger. Of course, this is against the pirates. Dubs+ he gets caught, 9 he gets away with it.

Re-roll.

The niggers decide to get educated. This fails horribly and they all die, as their brain can't process basic science, math, and language.

The pirates get genital herpes from a female they all raped, and now spend 60% of their day scratching their genitals.

...

Question, is there a limit to re-rolls?

No!
Get fucking rolling.

reroll

The gay Siamese pirates sexual desires once again get the better of him/them and they go in search of fresh meat to penetrate.
They smash a locals back doors in passing on the dreaded willy scurvy to yet another victim.
On his rounds the remaining member of the original pirate crew hears a commotion in the distance.
-1 villager
The last pirate goes to investigate.

The Last Pierot uses stealth and takes out the vilages oldest and wiseist citizen.
His blood stains the sand.

"Halt! Who goes there?"

"Oh hey, It's just us ya silly goose."

Are any faggots gonna roll then?
FFS, this is why I couldn't be arsed to do it in the 1st place.
Faggots would rather roll to find out which of 9 birds they will never shag is rolled.
Or some other shit.
You put half your ass of work into something and user just leaves it to 404.
Even the fags that convinced me to post it aren't even rolling?

dd

They retreat back to their side of the island.