Come back from work

>come back from work
>open door
>see this

what do?

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get charged with double homicide

You're in the wrong house

Mom?

Kek

who is that lady my wife doesn't have blonde hair

"Holy shit this is not my home"

Why are you in my house you fucking weirdos.

Pull down my pants. Beat off just until I get hard. I don't want to finish. Run in with my penis lance. Fuck the bitch in the booty hole. Then when I'm about to cum I pull out and spray it all over the nigger. Then I tell him "now that you're white do you still believe in #blacklivesmatter

call police because there are two people I don't know in my house

you can get away with it under crime of passion

kill the bitch

Ask my black boy friend why another white girl is sucking his cock.

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I CANNOT BELIEVE MY GAY BLACK BOYFRIEND IS GETTING HEAD FROM SOME WHITE BITCH!

Ask that lady why she's sniffin that nigger's belly button. She has to already know how bad they smell.

i apologize for the slavery that his ancestors went through and hand over my wallet & car keys

Wonder why my flatmate always gets the bitches

The only right answer

Knock on front door, wait til blacky hides in closet or something, enter bedroom begin to smash woman's head in with mallet, smash front window then get phone to call police telling them you thin there has been a break in. The police arrive, frightened negro gets framed for breaking and entering, homicide, and rape.

I show him my #BlackLivesMatter tattoo.

He locks eyes with mine.

He nods in respect and leaves.

THREESOME BITCHES!!!!
I have dibs on that TIGHT ass

This isn´t even my house

No you can't. You can possibly have your sentence reduced under mitigating circumstances.

Kick the bitch out for copulating with my farm equipment

question how BLACKED came up on my VR headset

Why is a nigger blowing a blonde in my house?

> call cops

i drop my pants in excitement and yell: I WANT TO PLAY TOO!!!!

Lynch him. KKK Boys

Try to figure out how ogondo keeps getting out of his cage

call the cops and say the nigger has a gun.

/threading your own post
shiggy diggy doo

Kick the blonde in the chin.

>This is not my beautiful house.
>This is not my beautiful wife.
>How did I get here?

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This

Finish my life in jail.

Ask her to hurry up because I want to suck the big cock next. A nice butt pounding would be appreciated too.

Ask that fucking filthy whore why she's sucking my boyfriends cock in our house

i get naked and we compare penises

as per the rules: the one with the smallest penis gets murdered

Why is my lesbian friend from work sucking off my cousin in the living room. Motherfucker my weed is that room. Damn nigga have some fucking courtesy

Take a picture of those people and upload it on Sup Forums while asking what people would have done.

You know I walked in on this once. I manage to kill her but the fucking nigger got away with his nigger speed. Ruined my damn life.

M-mom?

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that, her head is in front of his stomach not his dick.

call the cops scared tell them theres a black guy raping your wife in your house and just let them do the rest

Frame nigger for raping and shooting the girl and shooting me in the foot before commiting suicide and shouting "allahuh akbar"

"Who the fuck are you people? Why has the interior of my house been remodeled? I better be getting paid for this."

>shoot her in the head
>shoot him in the dick
>only use 1 boolit

AS THE DAYS GO BY

Wonder what this mudshark and her nigger were doing in my house.

what do you do? start sucking his cock also. What do I do? keep getting the blowjob and then blow a load in her pussy while you lick it out after I'm done.

this image is shopped guys!!!!!!!

lol

this
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and then BANG BANG

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>honey im home
>shyyeiit cracka *smacks lips* imma nut in yo bitch cracka den u aint gon do shyeeet mayn
>did you just call me a "mayn" without asking what my preferred pronoun is? you cis gendered black scum. i understand and sympathize with your races past and current injustices, but this is unnacceptable.
>nigga the fuck shiyiiet yo girl suckin mah dyuck *Smacks lips* dayumm bitch ima nnut yo
>*time to smash the patriarchy*
>i am going to sit here and watch you nut in my mouth so you know what a terrible thing it is you are doing then im going to politely ask you to leave as this behavior is unnaceptable

Wait until the hoe leaves and have a long conversation with my boyfriend about what the fuck this shit is.

Oh wew *sighs*, what a relief. I was planning to give her AIDS today myself. Now I don't have to, yessssss.

Get used

Be confused on whether I wandered into a strangers house, or why strangers are fucking in my house.

I remind that nigger that Shrek is Drek.

FUCK YOU!

SHRECK IS NOT DREK!

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toss all her stuff
say they were trespassing
like some wired break in and have sex fetish

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TYRONE WHOS THAT WHITE ASS LIL BITCH HUH?! YO CHEATER LIL SHIT IM GO'N BEAT UR ASS BOI U DONT CHEAT ON ME TYRONE!
U DONT CHEAT ON ME BOI!

Wonder why the fuck 2 strangers are naked in my house.

Wonder what a white chick's doing in your house.

make myself 2 new pets

Lol. White boy with tiny dick detected.

Underrated post.

sauce

Laugh and tell my roommate Andre to close his door and tell whoever the girl is she's got a nice butt. Then go on with my day like usual.

Tell kid to join

Ask why there are two naked people whom i have never seen before in my house.

Then ask if they want to play some overwatch.

>jerk off
>jizz on girls face
>360 away and find my house

>realise i just walked into the wrong home
>release the gas I've been building in my ass all day on those poor unsuspecting lovers
>waft it lovingly into the room
>wait for their reactions then turn 360 degress and walk away

Wonder how these people got in my house.

wonder why his dick is on his belly button

Gotta be the wrong apartment. My girl hates niggers.

Lost

911

Oh God

Jesus Christ

Please help

Help me, please

Help, my wife

She was raped

I came home and found a man raping her, he had a gun to her head

Oh god, all the blood

Please help

I tried to stop him, he shot her, all that blood, her shot her head

Please send someone to help her

I fought with him, took the gun, he took it back, I kept trying

I was so afraid, my daughter is in her crib, I thought I was going to die

Where are they, please, please help

In the struggle the gun went off, he has a hole in his chest, he's not moving, please help

The gun, I think it's my wife's, she keeps one in case, in case, in case, he used her gun

Oh God, Oh God, No, No

Please help, I'm covered in blood, I think I was shot too

Where are they, all this blood, the gun was so loud, my daughters crying

Come outside, yes, OK, tell them I am carrying my wife, no, no the gun is on the floor

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

ayo whiteboi

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Can't get much more cucked than this. Women are degenerate perverted sluts. They will fuck animals if nothing else is around to cuck you with. All they think about is cucking men. Constantly. It's all that's on their mind. If you believe differently you're a feminist.

This is the power of black cock

Proof the white race is doomed.

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