"come on user start the movie already, we've been waiting all week"

>"come on user start the movie already, we've been waiting all week"
>Alright lemme just open this spiderman-movie-real.avi file

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/-96X_WGE_1c
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>not spiderman-movie-real.avi.exe

this thread sucks

>download fast and the furious 1 and get really happy its only 50mb
>its child porn or one of those faces of death videos

>be 6 or 7 years old
>open up Kazaa and download the Towelie episode of South Park
>finishes downloading and I hit play
>instant moaning and jizz flying over a woman's ass
>learn a very valuable lesson

>tfw 13 years old at the height of the limewire days

Lotta weird boners lads. Looooooooooooot of weird boners.

But that would never be a video file. the joke is that behind an avi file theres a possible other "movie"

if only yifi existed back then

same, pretty surprised i didn't get v&

As with most things still, in the heyday of the internet they were too busy hunting the rings producing and passing the shit around to try and v& a bunch of kids getting their rocks off.

Some of that shit you could turn up in the wild west days though...

I always told myself it was OK because they were all close to my age anyway.

underage b&

The first time I accidentally got CP on Limewire I didn't touch my computer for a solid week, convinced I was going to be arrested and I kept rehearsing the story I'd tell my parents.

>American mathematics

this, you fucked up

Ahh Limewire, I'm pretty sure everyone got this at least once

youtu.be/-96X_WGE_1c

The only numbers I need to know are U, S and A.

...

kek

I'm probably the only person of my generation that didn't use limewire

Oh shit. Kazaa and Limewire.
YIFY can go suck a fuck. Shit compression too.

No, you're not. I used Kazaa and eMule.

lol same
>then i masturbated to it

>Slipknot, KoRn, Limpbizkit, StaticX, MuDvAyNe, Cyprus Hill, Linken Park, Eminem, Disturbed.mp3
>oh shit I need to download whatever song this is
>audio of Bill Clinton telling you to go to freebees.com or whatever

Is there a list somewhere of all files ever uploaded to limewire? There was a song that I downloaded off of Limewire some 10 years that I fear will never be able to find again

>mfw I had a Zune music pass and had spotify 10 years before all the iplebs and didn't need to steal my music and get fucking viruses and malware

I fucking hate ishits so fucking much

I had 320kbps music when they had 96

Fucking conformist pieces of fucking shit

Gas all iplebs

Was it Cream ft Led Zeppelin ft Pink Floyd ft Rolling Stones ft Kid Rock ft Metallica - House of the Rising Sun

>I accidentally CP

>being proud of having Spotify
Sure, Apple is shit, but Spotify legitimately fucks over the artists. They earn nothing by putting their music there. And you don't even own the music. You cancel the subscription, you're out of music.

Fucker beat me to it

>my fellow americans

Also, remember how the first result for any search would be 'hot_blonde_gets_fucked.avi.mp3.exe'

I used Kazaa, Audiogalaxy, Napster and Limewire. Kazaa being the best.

Ah, the days of dial-up.

Why would I buy music I don't even like very much. I have made that mistake before. I have like ten albums that suck ass because they're a one or two good tracks an album band.

No, fuck that.

>Used to download from fucking Ares
>Tried to get some porn movie because I was a horny teenager
>Turns out to be bestiality
I also got like a bazillon virus from using that

kek

No, as I recall it was a rendition of Rodrigo's Aranjuez misattributed to Paco De Lucia but it sounded nothing like his version.

>I'm a pleb

If every track on the album isn't good or at least passable then it isn't worth buying.

I once downloaded a pokemon episode

it was porn

Now I have a Death Cab album that sucks with a crow on it, a manchester orchestra one with a poloroid of a chick on it that sucks, etc

may as well throw them in the trash

I once downloaded porn

it was a pokemon episode

...

Remember to throw yourself as well.

the lesson is you always bring a towel

Lmao, what you like wasting money on piece of shit albums? Bands that can't put out entirely good albums should just give up.

>W-W-W-DOT-E-F-R-E-E-C-L-U-B-DOT-C-O-M
What did the President meant by this?

>searching for mature porn hot mom
>found it,download,complete
>play,2 gay black guy sucking cock

thanks limewire

Like vicky_salty_milk.avi?

>Elvis (fuck dad)

what's the backstory here?

I don't expect every track to be a smash hit and sometimes the tracks make more sense in the broader sense of things, as the artist envisioned. For that experience it's worth tolerating a few weaker tracks.

People don't listen to full albums anymore. It's a fucking tragedy, really.

>Barbie Girl
>Britney
>Sandler

>download song
>its a recording of some fucking Bill Clinton soundalike shilling for a website
FUCK

> BILLCOSBY...

...

>tfw find heather deepthroat and captain stabbin videos
>jerking it 8 times a day
>previously only jerked it to catalog lingere sections
>go hang out with my friends
>"dude if you type BIKINI in google sometimes they're naked!"
>mfw

>mike_valley_vs_4_ocks.wmv

pretty cool shit tho

I'M A NASTY NIGGA

>12-year-old-spiderman-movie-has-shaking-orgasm.mp3
>it's that bill clinton audio copyright spoof clip

An .exe could still contain a video file embedded in it and do other shit as well. I still take your point. Jus sayin.

O fuck i'm happy i wasn't the only one who got that fucking audio track all the damn time.

Can't believe i'm nostalgic about something like that.

>r@ygold

>30 years old
>Was lucky/unlucky enough to have been around 12 when the internet started becoming popular
>Tfw horny 13 year old kid who discovered what r@ygold was

Funnily enough I have no attraction to that shit anymore and actually consider it sickening, but boy was 13 year old me into that shit.

>Tfw if I did that shit nowadays my parents probably would go to prison on my behalf

You forgot imesh

totally_not_a_virus.exe

I listen to good entire albums. But those two are garbage. I can't believe people even like Manchester Orchestra or Death cab.

The new mewithoutyou album is a good one to listen all the way through. Don't lose your cool by albert collins, same thing. Lonesome onry and mean by waylon jennings, same thing. Me against the world by 2pac, same thing. worship and tribute by glassjaw, same thing. Dynomite by Jamiroquai, same thing. Texas flood by srv, same thing. Shit, even my chems and taking back sundays second albums are good the whole way through. Making an entirely good album is what sets the good bands apart from the shit ones.

Translate?

>wow they made stuff for people my age!
>school has a talk about pedos since theres one that moved back into his moms place after getting out of jail near the shcool
>go home and start crying thinking i'm going to jail
>""accidentally"" reformat computer

CONFLICTED, I WAS 13 AND CONFLICTED OK

I wonder how that guy is doing now

Oh the nostalgia.
It hurts friends, it hurts.

thank god I found that shit 13 years ago when I was like 12. how fucked would kids be if they found it now

>Funnily enough I have no attraction to that shit anymore and actually consider it sickening
Who are you trying to sell this to, user? Because no one here is buying it.

>Your computer was blocked for watching, copying and distributing video containing elements of pedophilia, child porn, gay porn.

>heather deepthroat

those vids were the fucking best. i wonder how many gallons of teen cum i shot to those.

>that friend who introduced you to the sickest hentai you can imagine, dickgirls, tentacles, you name it, under the pretense of "haha, this is so funny".

>implying kids these days aren't literal whores
M8, these cunts are brought up on Nicki Minaj videos. If you think they aren't already filming themselves fucking themselves and each other for their school friends you're kidding yourself.

>download song
>"MY FELLOW AMERICANS"

Never got around to that one.

no I mean arm of the law fucked

yes, kids these days aren't fucked at all...

Ohhhh I got you. Agreed.

>Reformats the computer
>Parents beat the shit out of me.
>i actually saved their lives.

Pedo dads probably steal the naked pics off childrens phones withouth them knowing.

fucking triggered

>My fellow Americans

>weird al - grandma git fucked over by a reindeer

>He thinks Sup Forums isn't heavily monitored by local and international police

Certain subjects you have to clarify on. Remember that dumb fuck in Canada who went to prison for threats on Sup Forums, or the Amerifat who had his internet suspended for intent to distribute CP? Yeah, I'm not going to give anybody some vague idea that I'm still into that shit.

>inb4 muh boogeyman

>needing to convince yourself of this
>thinking the constant stream of sexualized media and LGBBQ bullshit hasnt corrupted kids completely

i think if people realized how bad shit is nowadays they would go insane.

>tfw you download System of a Down - Legend of Zelda Limp Bizkit Slipknot Best Fuckvideo.exe and your computer melts through the Earth

Best wire incoming

Yes, yes it was a very wild and different time back then, very different. I understand these feels my fellow niggas

HOWEVER

>I don't even want this Limewire anymore

>previously only jerked it to catalog lingere sections
Top kek, was this normal for boys our age?

>tfw used Limewire but somehow didn't get hidden porn

>When you have heard a very disturbing rumor and have to confiscate a 10-year old's smartphone
>When you confirm it and have to call her parents in
>When she explains to her mom 'I didn't mean anything! I was just trying to copy that old video 2 girls 1 cup!'
Absolutely no wonder the number of teachers is dwindling. Modern children + modern technology is scary shit.

>download American Pie
>it's filmed in a movie theater
>hear slurping and chewing sounds
>halfway through people are standing up to go the toilet
That's when I first realized I was doing something illegal

I wish I could find that shit now

>mfw trying to download Snatch
Goddamn I had to sift through so much porn

I doubt it's available anywhere, maybe except on the hard drive of our old family computer. If it still exists somewhere, that is

Pretty sure that was normal for everyone pre-internet.

Find someone that sells bootleg movies, they still exist.

>be in Asia for deployment
>buy bootleg DVD of Super 8
>watching it in my rack, camera man constantly chewing popcorn and making the squeeking sound with the straw in his cup of soda while rattling the ice
>everyone time someone stands up the camera man gets spooked and zips up his camera in a bag

Of course theater bootlegs are still common. I believe that user mean he wishes he could find those really old bootlegs now. I too would like to watch them again.

ransomware, pay money to get code to unlock machine

To be fair, the US is infested with the Negroes

>download Chasey Lain porno video
>turns out to be the full meatspin video