Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

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Its my B day!

I don't trust robots

Hey happy birthday dude!

No.

Congrats!

you never should anyways...

yes. I'm alive
Happy birthday
why not? Robot can be made to do anything?

...

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Happy B day have some kek

>Snek claim(Miia)

Please?

Dude! Where have you been!?

[shinoa]
Nothing seems to be going right or wrong. How are you?
Happy birthday.

Well Ran has to do anything Yukari says

Hi there, Tomato

What follows those sort of shots never ends well.

Happy birthday!

Hello, Ran.

Hello to you as well, Mai.

i dunno really. After i quit my job i guess i lost interest in posting here.
She's nothing but a robot herself then.

Thanks for the wishes everyone! Survived another year. Could not have done it without you all!

still here

sup jenny>

I found out Warframe got some new nightmare mods, one extends the combo counter and is really good with Blood Rush

Well she has freewill, but Yukari disciplines her for ignoring orders
And she is stronger when she obeys her master

There's a lot of new art of Tomoko floating on You might want to check it out.

Oh really? I just recently got Blood Rush, but I haven't played in a while.
How are you tonight, by the way?

Such a sexy grill

thank you

Decent right now. Watching some rabbit with some friends, nothing. Kinda bored but oh well

Found a new job dude? Glad to have you back

Glad to hear we made a difference in your life dude! You're welcome

>rick ross
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I would tag team Ran with Yukari if you know what I mean~

カラミチーマス

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Fairly tired now, but well

Did you actually get more pictures?

You're welcome. Literally a slave
nah. I've been thinking about moving to a nearby city so jobs are much easier to find. And thanks, it's nice to be back here.

Fine, I just wanted an excuse to post that last picture.
>Using rabb.it.
What'cha watching?

It never does.
>GIF related.

Duh,

That's good to hear.
What are you guys watching?

mem

I understand that. It's roughly 1120 here and I'm about to go to sleep. Not yet but soon.

Will Ran lift her tail for Mama Yukari?

Well yes, but eventually Ran will likely become more powerful than Yukari

Well you did say you were too lazy to get pictures

It's 12:20 here, just got off Warframe, i realized how stupidly powerful Ash is

Good luck in the work search, scraping by between jobs can be a real slog.

While I haven't been around long, welcome back.

Yeah, no kidding.

I kinda learned that a while ago. Usually when I pub sorties there is an Ash just teleporting everywhere killing everything.

He supposedly got nerfed, one of his skills was an area attack, but now you must mark enemies in your LOS or something.

>Hold 4
>Spin2Win
Really his Teleport and Shuriken are best, stripping armor or finishers with 3x damage means he can kill everything instantly

And until then she's a robot
Thanks. It's nice to be back. Yeah, looking for jobs is a bit of a pain.

Aw yeah dude. Im guessing youve mostly live in the rural then? Was missing the bot of the thread haha

Yay

Something about the new metal gears interview

See right above

(^:

*teleports behind you*
Psssh... nothin personnel, kid...

At least she's not made of metal

*Unsheathes Nikana*

Yeah. I'm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.
And what's wrong with metal?

>Ran has to do anything Yukari says
Yukari says lift up that tail~

I see. I have never played any metal gears but it seems like a fun franchise.

No offense, but you should work on getting your thumbnails replaced.

>Nikana
>Not Dragon Nikana
>or Nikana Prime

Shamfur dispray.

Is there a particular line of work you're trying to look into, or is it one of those things where just anything will do? Any particular skills/certs/degrees?

Metal is cold and hard, unlike warm fluffy tails

Again, she doesn't have to, but she gets beaten if she doesn't

Don't judge my filesize

If it makes you feel better, my Ash is red and black

That just makes it sexier :^)

May I ask what country?

Same here and cute gurren neko.I'm digging the cqc and the stealth gameplay tbh

>
Everytime

>smol smug. Really smol

Oh I'm judging.

Let me guess, you are also Red Veil?

... You should listen to Yukari.

I don't have any degrees or anything. I'm just looking for anything that can get me by without much experience.
>not wanting to hold XJ9's cold hard body
>not wanting to shudder when holding her
>not wanting to warm her cold metal with your body heat
Maybe you're just going faggot.
Australia. Central NSW is a pretty cozy place.

Ran isn't the only thing thats gonna get beaten tonight

Oh dear

That is a smoll smug

don't hate on the underground BDSM club

>Not wanting to cuddle a busty blonde
>not wanting to be wrapped in fluffy tails

Oh...oh no

ino yamanaka

Thanks. I think I could also enjoy it.

>Not wanting to cuddle a waifu who doesn't question anything
>not wanting to cuddle a robot who can become anything

Dunno how robust local government jobs are down there since I'm American, but around here, it's easy to find a job working with one without any specialized training or experience. Beats retail or foodservice for sure, although some of those positions are typically labor or customer service oriented. Gets your foot in the door if you decide you want to move up/around though.

:o

Just teasing. I'm thinking of branching into Red Veil for Warframe augments and Rakta Cernos.

Steel Meridian is nice and all, but being max rank in two syndicates is better than just one.

>not wanting to cuddle a DFC
>not wanting to be her source of comfort and arousal

>hint: my meat
Listen to your mama, Ran~
I think Ran is superior. She's warm and soft unlike the cold steel robo tiddies Jenny has

But can she be a decent waifu?

Only two?
I'm in three, but you have to pick right or left when it comes to three

>DFC is shit

Jenny is flat, she doesn't even have robotiddies

I just barely maxed out SM. I'm still in that stage where I am touching on late game stuff, but still pretty poor and ill equipped to get too deep into it.

DFC is not shit.
DFC is love.
DFC is life.

>this is a bit lewd
MotherxDaughter is some weird incest.

Good girl.
Now the only thing thats gonna get beaten is my meat.

Finding a job without experience needed is pretty easy here too. But finding one that can cover travel expenses and won't have me getting up at 4 is a problem. Hence why i'm moving.
But i can just warm them up!
Then what is she hiding under that blue chest plate?

>MotherxDaughter
I caught my old girlfriend making out with her mom. They were both drunk

Well they aren't actually related

and DFC is a meme

That's not for the robot to know

Oh shit. How's the night sky?

Oi let's not start with the short jokes again

Anything about the game that catches your attention?

Oh

>

Wew. Is this trailer trash bro? Happy early birthday by the way.

>they aren't actually related
Not by blood, sure, but that is still kinda mean to say.

>DFC is a meme
Well THAT'S bullshit.

Pic fucking related, Ran.

DFC is love.
DFC is life.

You can get burned by them though.
Guys, its okay, DFC and JTTF are both great. But a DFC and a JTTF girl together is just hot.

Does she count? if so claimed

>DCF
You dungoofed

Why, is someone short tempered?

Well Yukari treats Ran as more of a possession than a daughter

dcf more like meme

Please take your cancer threads some place else besides Sup Forums please, these waifu/cancer threads really get on my nerves, probably most of Sup Forums too.

Smug is always smol

It's lovely. Can easily see the milky way here.
>only 5pm here
>still got plenty of daylight to waste
That's only for me to know
I'd love anything she does to me. Both intentional or not.
Of course.
It's like you don't want to be a degenerate.

The story line mostly. And playing all tactical and stealthy is a plus.

Amen brother

Oh

SHUT UP

Your a Meme

NO SHUT IT

Aww im so jealous of you!

Oooh. Forgot about being taciticool
>shinoa

gonna sleep

>Yukari treats Ran as more of a possession than a daughter

That's a little depressing. From what you say, Ran is basically a personal servant to Yukari, and Yukari treats her bad?

Is Ran actually Cinderella of sorts?

Night flat maid

>shinoa

Unfortunately the moon is bright as shit around summer. enough to actually shine in my eyes. Where are you from again?
'night

Looks like you have a SHORT fuse!
Its a different kind of possession. The lewd kind

well good luck finding out then

Don't you think you're getting a little angry?

Yukari doesn't treat her badly, she just makes sure she listens
Ran doesn't mind how she's treated
Chen and Ran have a more mother/daughter relationship

Cause Ran is kinky and is bad on purpose

Slutty grandma.

Hmmm... Well I truly don't know and I may be imaging the extreme.

goodnight
I'm gonna go grab a bite. Maybe I'll see you later if you're still on.

Now, now, child
Gran just loves her children. A LOT

>Going to sleep

Shikigamis are complex, but they are essentially computers

oh i will. And i will enjoy finding out

I know :^(

If you say so. Yukari just seems to rub me the wrong way.

Night, fam. Ehhhh I still don't think it is appropriate.

I think I'm gonna follow suit and sign off. Good night /waifu/

night

DR.SHINO Here claiming west side. We gonna shoot up you bitch ass nigga's thread. betta check yo self! Niggas with Waifus Reporting in

Wew! I live in texas. Urban parts of it

HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP

I might dude. Have a good eat

Night

It's k, man

I really hope you didn't wait for me to leave before posting again.

Good night qt.