Giants vs cowboys GAMETHREAD#2

Based dak is based

This one was 5 seconds faster.

First for D/a/k.

2nd for gnats

cool

Skins

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first for /DantheMan/

4th for Cpt. Kirk Cousins

Gints confirmed worst tragedy to hit New York

tell me about Austin, TX

What is it like there?

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Dak's mom died of AIDS from being a literal drug addicted prostitute

E A G L E S EAGLES

third for Dak is a fluke

Dak reminds me of a poor man wentz

Not impressed

56 yarder, wew!!

Kys

I love you Dan Bailey

DAN BAILEY IS GOAT


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>56 yrd FG

Should we be concerned about Elliott yet?

Dan to Real Madrid confirmed

Thanks for the extra fantasy point tbqh

Why is Zeke such a timid little bitch

All day and massive holes you say?

Sounds like you're mother

Literally best kicker

Guys...but hes black...

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Giants are going to win the superb owl you faggots

Full of faggot liberal Californians ruining everything.

So if your mom is a huge fat fucking slut, does that mean you are too? Sasuga a/sp/ie

Dan Bailey will carry the Cowboys again? #CowboysNation

Nice stops.

Now if we could only get a fucking first down we'd be going somewhere.

..anime?

Multiple 1st downs against 100 Million dollar defense

Defense shutting down G Men

This I'm a scout from the Eastern Pennsylvania region and I want to like this Dak kid but I just don't think he's got "it"

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dome bby

literally the only elite player on your shit team weeb faggot

I read it was Hepatitis from dirty needles and they covered it up by saying cancer

>tfw dan bailey dropping 56 yarders

is he literally the GOAT kicker ever?

No one cares faggot

Is that relavent from to Dak's performance as a player or personality as a human being? Probably not

Austin is the new SF in terms of housing, shit is getting ridiculously high. Also, smelly hipsters.

GIVE HIM BACK

>Hits 56 yarder like nothing

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BIG GUY

Nah the run game is like a virgin. You just gotta keep pounding until you break through.

Yes, he runs like a girl with a midriff shirt.

STOP ACCEPTING MEDIOCRITY, NON OF THIS IS GOOD.

>All that dominance
>Still only a 1 score game

Just pray retarded Eli doesn't show up today.

So we'll be seeing "Tony on a Sunday morning" commercials next year, right?

zeke is a rookie you faggots just wait

by the end of this season he'll be elite

This desu
The only good thing to come from Austin are tacos

>Picking RBs in the first round

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It's literally San Francisco without culture or tech companies

Why is he so clutch? Does his extreme autism make him invulnerable to pressure?

>gnuts

still mad about that waste of 100 million dollars friend?

Watch now Eli the autist is gonna throw two 40 yard passes in 30 seconds and take the lead like he always does

stfu already. grab a beer. get offline

>next year

sooner than that my friend

looking like its gonna be Dallas' day

OP here, anime is permitted and encouraged

¿¿¿What """""""""it""""""""""????

>San Francisco
>culture
buttfucking isn't cultural, regardless of what your dad says

>MUH BEND DON'T BREAK DEFENSE

I DON'T WANT A BEND DON'T FUCKING BREAK DEFENSE I WANT A DEFENSE THAT WILL BREAK THE QUARTERBACK.,

Why do I have to drink 12-15 beers to get drunk now?

Before I'd feel good after like 5

Stay mad

Most likely. Him and Justin Tucker probably play D&D in the offseason or some shit.

Eli's mom isn't dead from AIDS

Peyton is at the game

An elite faggot maybe, he's got fresh rubber but is sitting on first fucking gear.

apple, microsoft and facebook have offices here

I'm good with a 6pk per game.

>$1.5 billion stadium
>for practice
Where do the Cowboys even get this money from?

alcoholism

Cowboys gotta capitalize on these drives man or we're in trouble. #CowboysNation

and I want you to stop typing in all caps but there you go again

t. flyover cuck

>beer

Ew. Drink water or La Croix

Drink on an empty stomach

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ACTIVATE IT

>Son of Zorn ad

the fuck is this shit?

GODFOOT

Then tell them to spend more money on it
Surely it will work eventually

>Deep Water Horizon

Why.

>mfw Eli's autism hasn't kicked in yet

Ready your butts, Cowshits.

Yea but his brother Cooper has polio and cant walk lol

Gross

>Eli is my fantasy QB
>I currently have a 10 pt lead
RIP

>Austin
>Good tacos

Shut up guero.

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>being both a cowboys fangay and a weeb
how is it possible to fuck up that badly in life

HAHAHAHAH PROJECTDD TO WIN 0 GAMES OF FANTASY OMG I KNOW THAT FEEL WOW FOX THST GUY IS JUST LIKE ME MAYBE ILL CHECK OUT THAT SHOW WOW

No point in asking questions just drink

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