You say shotato i say if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours consult a medical expert

you say shotato i say if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours consult a medical expert

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hey user how are you

fine and dandy
pleasant morning

morning? what country?

Poland

hey that's neat. poland would be nice to visit.

For a visit? Sure.
But to live there? Nah.

it's cheap as fuck to live in poland though, isn't it?

No?
If you earned like in Germany or Norway and spent money in Poland, then sure.

huh, well i've heard poland was cheap to live in before. maybe i'm mistaken.

Like I said, no if you earn money here. If you bring dem dollars however, you could live a comfy life.

tl;dr
It's cheap for rich countries, it's meh for us

Forgot pic

move to britain, they love polish immigrants and culture!

delete this

Why tho? It's not easy, sure, but our lives aren't miserable by any means...
Anyway, I already have other plans.

so what exactly do you have planned for your uni break?

i'm meming you, they hate polish immigrants. that was like half the reason brexit happened.

That's a huge generalization, but ok

Fuckin pedo ass faggot kill yourself. Yall whitebois jacking off to shota while yo women fucking our superior black alpha male. How does this make you feel whiteboi. All you fuckin homos needs to die

Hey all ^ω^

generalising is what i'm good at

hey user, whats up?

Sincerely, Schlomo J. Goldstein, esq.

Your dick, for sure xD. But I'm good :3

work

it's actually not tho

and that's good. whatcha been up to?

doing what?

idk

just gonna work at a cafe or some shit?

Fuck no bahahahah

I'm not doing nothing at the moment, but...I don't know why, but my cock is hard ;)

easy job to get tho. can just walk in and be working the next day

why u gotta make it lewd, user?

Because I'm a naughty boy ;)

that's gay

Nothing to do with being a naughty boy

i mean it kind of is

Potato

shotato

B-But I can be naughty with girls too

I'll MAKE you a girl, faggot.

Noo

shotato

Nah, you can't

wanna bet?

Yeah, if you want to lose. I like to fuck, not to get fucked

Stop

clearly you've never felt the bliss of getting fucked

faggot.

shotato

But it seems like you've felt it.
And that makes you a faggot as well.

no i haven't actually :(

>with girls too.
Would you let me eat you out?

Then why are you so rude with me? I was trying to be nice

so when are we gonna fuck

Are you a girl?

That's why I replied.

STOPP
youtu.be/EaYE0XTnqOw

and you want to eat that user's butt out? kinky.

I don't know. Probably never.
And if what you said was a way to tell me to fuck, I have to tell you that it's not the best way

I would let you suck my cock, but not my ass

rude

Yup.
I love boy ass.

well seeing as the other user said no you can always do it to me ;)

Hey, you were rude with me before >.

Could I finger you while I sucked you off?

Yay!

so where u from, user?

Um...I don't think I'd like it. It would probably hurt

Middle if no where USA

I would make sure it didn't hurt, it would feel really good I swear.
I could probably get you to come with just your ass honestly.

oh yeah i remember you, you were posting in a shota thread like a few days ago. you're the one that said "love" which threw me off, right?

Pedophiles and faggots needs to die all you shota loving homos kill yourself

My ass hurt even when I had to put a suppository once

Good boobs

Might be someone else.
That doesn't really ring a bell.

Aww that's just because you need someone who knows what they're doing to help you.

so you're another shota loving girl user from the middle of nowhere, america? sounds like u two need to get together.

If I could, I'd fuck your pussy, your ass and mouth. If I was going out with you, maybe I could let you finger me

Yeah haha
I guess I could use a comrade.

We'd have to date for me to finger you?
Then you'd have to call me nee chan for me to let you fuck me.

i mean, are you sure you're not the person i'm thinking of? because i've only seen one other girl shota poster and they were intersex so that doesn't really count.

Okaaaaay. No need to date. But, after fucking I think we'd fall in love with each other ;)

I don't know what intersex means.
I've been looking for shota threads and just now realized they were on Sup Forums.

intersex is when you're not biologically a male or female.

and yeah, shota threads are only allowed on Sup Forums. you've never posted in one before?

fuck its hot

nigga i'm fucking freezing. got 2 shirts on and drinking hot chocolate. what's the temperature like in queensland?

So you won't call me nee chan?

Weird.
Not much. I did (last?) night a little bit.

24

I will call that to you if that makes you happy :3

when did you first post in a shota thread?

only 13 here apparently, i cbf finding a thermometer so i'll just trust google.

FUCKING JEW

>calling an antisemitic country jewish
u wot, m8

Perfect.

Last night or the night before I believe.
I was having a hard time posting.

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ah, well welcome to the worst threads you'll ever post in.

Have you got kik, cutie?

>worst
Presence of shotas automatically makes it best thread.
Thank-you for the welcome.

Sorry I don't, do you frequent these threads?
>calling me cute
N-no you.

shota threads are only as good as the posters in them. and we're all pretty fucking terrible.

I frequent these threads sometimes

>frequent
>sometimes
what did he mean by this?

I don't always post on these threads, but sometimes I do.

so you don't frequent them

I'm >phone posting but when I'm on my PC I'll contribute more lewd pictures and some oc since I'm a drawfag as well.

Do you have a nickname or handle you go by? Just so I can identify you again?
(some name I can think of when I fap)

Let's say that you're right

ooh you draw stuff? that's cool. you gotta get on a computer so we can see that shit.

Nope, I don't have a nickname. I just have kik, snapchat or chatango