You wake up as the opposite gender

>You wake up as the opposite gender
>You find out that you will go back to normal in 24 hours
>what do?

masturbate for a few hours, get fucked for the rest of em

Call in sick, masturbate, take pics all damn day.

Use my newfound privilege to my every advantage

Masturbate the go to the local gym and hang out in the locker room and find a hot lesbian to fuck at the gay bar. Good times.

Scam a bunch of desperate fuckwits into giving me money and then spend it once I go back to normal.

I would literally rub my clit raw then vibe it for a couple more hours having multiple orgasms .

Fap. Literally just fap all day.

Meet a bunch of dudes on craigslist to gangbang me, and have it recorded into a porno, so I can jerk off later to a female version of myself getting super fucked.

Go to work and receive 70% of my regular wage.

lesbian sex
threesome mmf and mff
masturbation
too muc sex
sex.

kek

ayyy lmao

and a pervy stare from the not so sure if legal custodian.

cry because it's only temporary

I'd be disappointed I woke up alive another day regardless of the sex change

Which one?

masturbate until my clit falls off

>masturbate
>document my magical transformation back into a man
>overthrow known science
>go on talkshows
>become rich & famous
>science figures out how to transform people
>x-change pills become a reality

I would suck dick for 500per hour

Fap all day!

Enjoy my female privilege.

Call all my hot lesbo friends.

going to kitchen cooking some cookies, then clean all rooms

I would video the whole magical transforming thing and post it on youtube everybody would think its photoshop and whont believe it

it needs the element symboles from avatar

this

>just go around
>receive free shit from strangers
>every male in sight are nice to you
>get a new job way beyong your qualifications
>beware of jealous women though

I would remove my boobs when i transform back iam no longer fat

I would start a thread like this to get ideas

Learn pole dancing. And make cash as a stripper. Then seduce a billionaire to sign over their fortune before killing them and getting away with murder cuz I won't exist when i change back.

rub my dick on everything

Marry an extremely rich man under an alias, drain his bank account, switch back.

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feel/fondle my tits, ass and everything
rub my pussy and my clit and make myself cum many times
take many pictures and videos
fuck my pussy and ass with dildoes
try to hook up with another girl and have hot lesbian sex
hmmmm

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I would video myself from say hello and wave to rub me clit and come. I would use video to make money on the internet

I'd be female.

I take it I would be unrecognizable? Because in that case I'd do all the things that I can't do as a male because of "u fag labeling"

That's a spoopy skeleton.

>opposite gender
>opposite
>gender

You wot mate?

There are only two genders.
If you're male, you wake up as a female.
If you're female, you wake up as a male.
If you're something else, you wake up as a colossal faggot, like always.

the only colossal faggot here is you fuccboi

oh, you mad, bro?

1. Panic
2. Visit a psychiatrist

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What if you then get pregnant and are somehow pregnant as a man?

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>Start vid whoring biddness
>huge fucking objects tearing my puss and ass
>anything goes
>G on G action
>write a book about my feelings as a whore
Last hours see how drunk i can gett for free.
>collect $$$$

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grab myself by the pussy

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question: am i as plump as my current self?
if so pic related is how i'd probably turn out.

Gonto the kitchen where i would belong

This would turn into a cunt dude like Buck Angel..

Find an attorney and claim 75% of all my male-self's possessions and money.

Whine a lot.

Sell my soul to stay that way.

>Dress up and cosplay
>Take pics
>Masturbate
>Find a way to make it last longer than 24 hours

Now I'm hard. Post more

forgot a few
>either look good without makeup or be able to competently do your makeup (most girls are absolute shit at doing makeup)
>don't have abhorrently shaped face

there's a few others that are my personal taste (no ratty hair, no piercings, etc.) but the ones i put have the most impact, you don't really want a girl with a man shaped face, yeah?

Push on boobs. Try to pee standing up.

I bet boobs would feel really fat.