Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

threads aren't dying on my watch, ohayousoro

Threads are dying Bc of shit posters and spammers :(

I almost killed myself, thought the shit posters had won

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>Capture4.png

Shush you.

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QOTT: do you like my digits

zzz

Erotic

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I like it

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カラミチーマス

Shiro claimed.

>mfw

Dood, doooood

Wo

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Apple stealing kyoubot alert.

Good morning.

(You) (You)
Guten Morgen

Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. Afte I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student would it post here because it had been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.

(Ser)(Vus)
>Morgen
Wohl gerade erst aufgestanden?

>wohl gerade erst aufgestanden?
du scheinst schon länger wach... aber nicht freiwillig vermute ich mal

>nur gute anons im thread
was ist denn da los?

Hai, Nihon Gaigun Yamato-class battleship claimed

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I just had the weirdest dream

Claim

I think I may be a neutrino because I'm constantly penetrating you mum.

what happened?
Hard drive still broken?

I don't get it

Yes

What is 9 plus 11?

Lies.

hug me TomoyoKanzaki

>nicht freiwillig vermute ich mal
Ach geht eigentlich, hab 9 Stunden geschlafen, sollte reichen.

>was ist denn da los?
Mit der gesunden Mischung aus Shitposting und Servern, die immer den ganzen Vormittag lang rumeiern, die man hier zur Zeit ertragen muss, nehme ich mal an, dass nur die traurigsten Geister armselig genug sind, um tatsächlich hier zu bleiben.

Was it full of 3d grills?

Just when I figured out which one of you was which, I got it all mixed up again and got no idea anymore.

*Hugs*

Ok

FUCK I HAD IT ALMOST ALL TYPED UP AND I HIT THE HOME BUTTON ON GOOGLE CHROME
So I went to wal mart, some black girl and white guy started talking to me, apparently I did something to her sister (I didn't) and he tries to hit me, I draw my knife (not my gun for some reason) and stab him, somebody calls the police, I set the knife down on the ground and wait, an unarmed security officer shows up and everybody takes the guys side immediately, including security. I wait there for an hour or so, I see a lady stealing a bunch of money from the cash register, no security around. I go to stop her, she pulls a metal bar ofnaome kind out of her car and attacks me, I stab her as well. I call the police, the lady who answers is being a huge bitch to me and I get arrested. After all this I eventually get freed and go home, get ready for school (what?) and I'm back in my high school. The police come in and confiscate my pants and I'm just sitting there with a rock hard boner in my old English class while the teacher hasnt aged at all.
That's only the first one, and the less weird one. Number two incoming

thanks

Whet?

you should get that fixed son
is it really that hard?
tsunyun Dutch guy
youknow texas guy
we talk so different as well
do i ever say nigga?
kek i know that feeling
wew that is a pretty weird dream, but can't say I am surprised you had that
Your mind had to proces what happened yesterday kek

Your welcome

I will later

But then who was the belarus guy!? And who was phone??
>do i ever say nigga?
You did now.

Top kek

Yes
Number two
It was like I was watching a movie for this one BTW
Nick Cage and his family are on an RV trip on some highways that are miles high (this is 2030 ish) when there is an accident and he impales a family on his RV which had spikes on the front for some reason. So he becomes a criminal, hiding from the law on these international highways where cops can't go because reasons. He trains his kids to help him track down Donald Trump and spends years doing this. Finally he has found Trumps palace and goes there, secretly and suddenly the flower fairies from the Spiderwick Chronicle movie come out and start to attack but he offers Jell O and they leave. He enters a secret door in Trumps palace, steps inside and the floor breaks, sending him into a fall through nothingness.
I'm really confused as to what either of these could mean.

Haha. Is that fucking pete? Or the real CC?

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>Rem

Old one. Pete is now one of the touhou's

So the weird part about it is that you actually left the house?

Probably pete. OGCC ain't no traitor.

Literally kills yourself.

u fukkin want sum? fukken cats

>kills
I'll just fuck off.

perhaps OG yuno? when was the last time you saw him
>You did now
fuck, caught red handed
alright
alright this second one is weird as fuck I got nothing
but the first one is probably your mind coping with being caught stealing the other day
Look at the tripcode, it is the old CC

Yeah.

flandre

elitism
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Find me namesync for the fortune app and I'll gladly install it.

CC, Pete claims Flan now
Rem?
Oh shit, where's my aloe vera
I had other dreams about me stealing as well, but rose aren't entertaining, they just woke me up a bunch last night

Must have been quite some months to be honest.
I think there's been some more people claiming her as well. Guess she's just the first you would think of if you want yourself some yandere.

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Thanks.
Also
>about a month ago
Literally was here 2 weeks ago, making weed edits and the waifu flag.
Is there any end to the autism?

I don't think there is one
Yea that confirms my claims I guess
Yea then it is probably that guy and that is probably also why you sometimes recognise me but not really
For some reason I think I should be insulted but maybe I am overthinking it, she is the best yandere after all

make me dutch lunch bb

Hi.

>4 off
if you got that I would have boarded a plane immedeatly
also what is Dutch lunch? we just eat bread

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Don't be such a memester.
And you don't even play LoL.

Agreed.

Failed at linking

Seriously though, why the hate for our glorious emperor Donald J. Trump?

Don't be! It just means that everyone agrees who is best.
Also there is a severe yandere deficit. There's a thousand tsun-hoes around for every one of them.

Kanade claimed

I dont think the anime was that good but she has been my waifu since 2011~

i don't know i thought you just ate dicks :o

Stop hurting my feelings then

Thanks, finally someone that agrees
Yan is best dere
Anyways, how are you doing shiro?
sick burn sacho
you played yourself though, you wanted to eat Dutch lunch knowing it was dick

In the meantime someone claimed her and literally died of cancer within months.

At least your ovens are kinda funny.

I blame Shiki.
I always do.

Maybe you should do so as well.

PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST MY NIGGAS
>rose
Those
Hi. Why did that guy get concerned about you and reply to me?
Trump won and he had fairies in his garden, so he couldn't have been the bad guy. Nick Cage however was a wanted criminal who ran from the law after committing manslaughter and forced his kids to work for him.
Hello
I suppose. Also I'm 90% sure the black lady at wal mart was the lady who caught me.

Good, serves him right

yes, that is what i was trying to imply
nothing wrong with eating some nice feminine dicks

what is wrong with our ovens?
Are you bullying me?
>pizza for breakfast
that doesn't seem healthy
Oh that is very likely since you dream about people you have seen in real life
not falling for the bait

edgy

I didnt mean it like that

Hello

Yeah,
ceiling

Yeah, but that's like, fucking mean

Why are you tsunyun then?
Shouldn't it be yanyun?
>how
Doing relatively good, thanks to meds, liquor and the fact it's sunday. How are you?

Oh snap, boi!

Ah, so you are concerned about his well-being in the light of recent death threads and riots fueled by the media represented by Nick Cage.
I can see why you would be outraged about this, but fear not: second in command Mike 'suck cock - get shock' Pence, will carry on Trumps legacy even if something were to happen.

Yea, it was a filthy low tier claim.

You are needed elsewhere

Did someone say feminine penis?
Nothing wrong with some good old cold pizza for breakfast
I don't know who your waifu is tbh
MAGA

But you don't play LoL at all.

The dreams you were having.
>in China it means some bad shit with your health

I don't play with other people

>posts actual loli trash

Thats ok

then how did you mean it
I laughed but I can not interpret it any other way
>711556393
nice try
oh it just a filename, according to Sachi I am discount tsundere chan
so I named my files to tsunyun because it sounded catchy and to avoid confusion with youknow
It has nothing to do with yuno
Glad to hear, meds for what though?
Any plans for the sunday?
I'm doing good but I am procrastinating big time
I mean it is really nice but I can't imagine it being good for you
Not that anything is good for you anymore
what topping?

you're no fun yuno
im on my way
yes i did

not claiming a waifu, but dubs.

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At least you could do it if you tried.
There's tons of posters from EU.

Latin America, on the other hand..

Oh
I don't know if I care about that stuff or not really, I'm sure I'll be fine.
Supreme but I took off all the olives
Feminine penis is nice
Hey

Hey there FoxGun.

I just know how you are bb
You aren't fooling me no more
hey there
>supreme
>no olives
You are a man to my heart Galil

USA! USA! USA!
France and Netherlands are next. There are no brakes on this train!

That's kind of sad.

Rude! Tell me which of them konatas you are, so I can insult you accordingly!

>tsunyun
Sachi sure can be mean. 'distsunyun' would have been even more fitting, though maybe a bit less catchy.
>for what
Just some painkillers, nothing too serious.
>plans
I'll probably lay around a lot, claim my waifu and sink some ships.
>procrastinating
Got anything important you should be doing?

Also, here's some loli trash just for you.