/nzg/ New Zealand Thread

/nzg/ New Zealand Thread

*** EMERGENCY ALERT - TSUNAMI WARNING ISSUED EDITION ***

A wave has been generated and detected near Kaikoura following the 5.6M earthquake 20km south-east of Seddon. People near the eastern coast of the south island should immediately move to high ground or inland as far as possible. Take your getaway kit with you if possible. Do not travel into the areas at risk to get your kit or belongings. Take your pets with you if you can do so safely. Move immediately to the nearest higher ground, or as far inland as you can. If evacuation maps are present, follow the routes shown. Walk or bike if possible and drive only if essential. If driving, keep going once you are well outside the evacuation zone to allow room for others behind you. If you cannot escape the tsunami, go to an upper storey of a sturdy building or climb onto a roof or up a tree, or grab a floating object and hang on until help arrives. Boats are usually safer in water deeper than 20 metres than if they are on the shore. Move boats out to sea only if there is time and it is safe to do so. Never go to the shore to watch for a tsunami. Stay away from at-risk areas until the official all-clear is given. Listen to your local radio stations as emergency management officials will be broadcasting the most appropriate advice for your community and situation.

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Why are IDs even gone?

They're not even blasting sirens.

inb4 the migration from last thread.

time to go to the gym which is pretty much sea level 200m from the sea in wellington.

Do it faggot

Where muh Siren at fam?!

who's from kaikora here?

WE NEED PICS OF TSUNAMI

Why are sirens even broken?

the important thing is this tsunami will in no way hurt any super qt traps

It was fun before but im over it now, If I get drunk enough i should be able to sleep.

Why are earthquakes even back?

Tsunami drowned them and their families

this, please. reports of a collapsed building with people inside, need source.

Kek

You can barely even see a tsunami. It's just a swell.

DO IT MUSCLEBRO.

Ex kaikoura resident here
Hope my family and 1 friend is gonna be ok

ITS OVER TSUNAMI

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

Christchurch user here,
seems pretty quite outside and there's not much any cars moving.Pretty weird though

Nice vic deals repost

Dont worry about the tsunami lifter-user. It's just water-weight.

Don't forget faggots.

Same here, in Brighton and nothing really happening...

bit late for that innit

That cunt in the first pic is going to knock himself the fuck out on that table if he keeps that same trajectory.

twitter.com/NZcivildefence/status/797781091432026112

Kia Kaha Kaikourans

I heard that someone else is hearing sirens.

I took the photo but sent to it a few people, someone post it ?

>drop
>cover
>think about everything awful and beautiful youve ever done whilst you brace for dear life

i swear every time i almost die i feel i have such a fresh perspective afterwords

ITS HAPPENING

> A tsunami has been generated, the first wave has arrived in the North Eastern Coast of the South Island. #eqnz

Can you see the ocean from your house?

Oh nu

youtube.com/watch?v=LsHOPUO5Ne8

Can someone drive out to hoon hay to pick me up? I want to head up the hills to be safe.

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Wtown evac zones

looks underwhelming

> 3 minutes ago
MCDEM ‏@NZcivildefence
Waves are expected to arrive at the Chatham islands immediately - anyone in the Chathams should move to high ground urgently #eqnz

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Strange how it hit right at midnight

finally remembering the chathams exist

Chchfag here, really wasn't that bad compared to our ones. That said, the USGS shakemap indicates that we dodged this one to some extent compared to other areas.

I'm good cuz.

I'm gonna use this as my excuse for losing my essay...

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amerifag here

stay safe, kiwibros

Bump for natural disaster

that's hundy cuz

just saw it on german tv

DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO!

[spoiler]thanks bro[/spoiler]

>>sky glowing
yeah, that's called the moon

USGS says 7.8

If you're about to be killed be sure to post your last words here, they'll last about a day before the thread 404's.

At least I saw Trump elected

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Based on the tsunami and location, it appears to be based on the Hope Fault. The Hope fault connects to the Hikurangi Trench and continues up the east coast, just as the earthquakes following have done.

Luckily it happen at 12 am and no one is shopping

It's been fun posting with you all. Tell IDbro I love him if I don't make it.

no it was legit like lightning.
watch it dick.

Why the fuck is there an air raid siren blasting nonstop?

radionz can't reach anyone in kaikoura, if you call them they'll put you on the radio


MFW Sup Forums has better alert system than facebook

cya Q

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It's earthquake lights, watch the video. Fucking cool

It was actually the moon fuck

idbro is dead you fool.

youtube.com/watch?v=-xDTzavNdyk

It's a tsunami warning.
Get to high ground.

>>Captcha asks me to complete like 5 different fucking things
THANKS FOR FUCKING ME AROUND DURING A TSUNAMI WARNING GOOGLE, YOU FUCK.

fucking nigels man

this nigga legit.

fucking twitter though cuz?
I ain't got that shit.
I would never have heard about any of this information.

> Update

LOW LAYING AREAS IN CHRISTCHURCH ARE BEINH EVACUATED.

Plenty of sirens going off in my area right now.

I'm nowhere near the area though, way up by the Coro peninsula

PERISCOPE IT SOMEONE I KEEP FUCKING ASKING GET US IN ON THE ACTION

Where are you at bruh?

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Protip: You don't need an account to view the contents of public posts on both Facebook or Twitter.

how far inland we have to be?

NO ONE IN NEW ZEALAND USES PERISCOPE.
WE HAVE SHIT INTERNET CUNT.

Made me fucking kek no idea why

Amerifag here, I hope you lot turn out alright down there.

wtf is periscope

I don't have a car and these sirens are getting annoying.

I don't fucking have twitter how would I see it?
I ain't going to fucking search on twitter if I never use it.

It's basically Twitch broadcasting, but for mobile...and not all gay from gamers.

OMG where are they in NZ?

Still got pre decent aftershocks here in Welly

Not Wellington

HOW FAR INLAND DO I NEED TO BE

Mostly in Auckland and Wellington.

>the aftershocks just dont stop its been going on for over 2 hours now

Just Google what you want to find and add the word "twitter" at the end.

at least you got a quadruple double.

How come there's siren in Coro?

I'm wondering this also. I'm in a low laying area but in the western side of the city away from the ocean

livestream

youtube.com/watch?v=RiAA519e6lA

share the link ay

wellington waterfront.

Not quite coro, down by Thames a bit more but that's what I'm trying to figure out. I hear a shitload of cars so I'm guessing people are just taking precautions.

It was fun before now it's actually fucking annoying, I just want my old life bad, I didn't think this was forever.