What do you think he's doing right now?

What do you think he's doing right now?

farting in a girls face maybe

Watching TV without Eli

ELI TUESDAYS

Sucking dick

Rubbing his balls on some nurse's face

ITS PEYTON

Having marital relations with a Chicken Parm.

Slamming down some hot and greasy Papa John's Pizza, with Papa John while watching NFL Sunday Ticket, only on DirecTV.

>numale Pat fans are STILL this obsessed
Don't you guys have an actual rival?

Don't you have an AFC game to choke in, Tom?

>what do I do with this leftover hgh?

Wearing an Alex Smith jersey

Eating the chicken parm dinner at his favorite diner, just like every day.

giving it to his wife in the missionary position while papa john tag teams

Doing what most of us are doing, watching the Giants-Cowboys game.

what do you think she's doing right now?

Filming his next advert probably

probably fucking Brady's wife

While washing it down with some refreshing Anheuser–Busch Budweiser Beer - "The King Of Beers"®

I'm a Vikings fan and you're illiterate

living through eli