The doc will see you any minute, take a seat in the waiting room

>the doc will see you any minute, take a seat in the waiting room

*sniff*

Did someone fart?

Can I play with anyone's children?

*Nervous cough*

*shits pants*

*blows up the place in the name of allah*

"check em"

*look around nervously*

Hey man. Can you pass me that magazine?

*pretend to text on my phone for 20 minutes*

*browses Sup Forums on phone*

starts jacking off in waiting room

Oh um s-sure...
*our hands brush each others*

Well played

I wonder who has cancer here

number 1, the doctor will see you now.

RIP OFF MY CLOTHING TO REVEAL A 75FOOT LONG ERECT PHALLUS

Sit's on table next to girl, let on that I have money and condoms

YOU SAID 1 MINUTE ITS 47 MINUTES NOW

*blasts into room* screams check em
memes

*rerolls stealthy*

"no thanks, I don't get with creeps who use unnecessary apostrophes"

does it again

not even close faggot

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

*staring intensly at tits*

*releases built up gases from colostomy bag*
Whew! Who cut one?

*comes into room and screams tits or gtfo*

But you arent even close yourself faggit

*start to blush as I can feel a sudden rush of blood flow to my penis

*walks in and asks who wants to be my onii-chan i will sit on onii chans lap*

"andele burritos tacos 2 dolares"
>gets deported

*tris to take a creep picture of the girl in the waiting room.*

"*ahem!* Where's the manager?"

*coughs violently* *sniff* So, you come here often?

>take a seat

Nice try, Hansen

I see you're not impressed by apostrophes: what do you think of my Colon?

Oh no not this lady...There is always one...

*open up my spycam app and stealthily record the interaction to post on WorldStar*

*any patients covered under obamacare, its been repealed, gtfo*

Fall to the floor
Do the great lizard

'i'll have you know that i am LATE for my meeting, i guess this is how you treat pregnant mothers?'

*unzips dick*

*all patients eat the cookies and explain what the beer is for*

*couple arguing*

...

Why the fuck hasn't anyone checked this poor man?

slowly *green gas starts filling room from floor vents*

*does it sound like the doctor is banging the nurse right now?*

Ay yo man help an aspirin' brutha out man, this that fire that, that real shit you don't hear no more. I've been putting these out for 20 a pop but I like you, I'mma let you have it for 10. Come on bruh, 10 bucks for ground-floor, raw original shit man. Watchu' say?

I'm an addict and I'm more important than all of you. I need my script and I'm going to shout and cry til I get it.

I NEED IT!

how do I sit

Ask a friend to strike you across the backs of your legs with a walking stick.

It'll come naturally

Uh, thanks man. Can you do it? I have no friends

*shit nigga dats some fire rite dare, **checks wallet behind leg** 8$? i knew i shouldna bought that 50 cap*

*tries to release ballfold w/o grabbing it*

Pshhh Abortions amirite?

*cough*

"Excuse me, why are you helping all these white people before the African Americans here?"

*the whole room looks at him, but doesn't say anything

"they were here earlier."

*toddler starts playing on floor: toddler rolls ball a little closer to your legs: you pretend to cough to move legs further away: wretched toddler inches closer*

*checks out the teen girl in the corner*

*roundhouse kick todler out of atmosphere*

Is this so,e sort of sick joke ?
WHERE IS MY HEMORRHOID CREAM

Is this some sort of sick joke ?
WHERE IS MY HEMORRHOID CREAM

*comes in*

*takes a seat*

...Hiya.

"The doctor will be in shortly sir and before you ask again, no, we will not apply the cream for you."

FUCKING NIGGERS RAPED ME I NEED A BBC

*reading magazine* ....

The proctologist is in!

nope he said any minute not one minute, you autistic piece of shit

*o fuck, he's talking to me* *grunt*

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*realises* *decides to stay mute*

finally *by now, prostate is on the outside*

*mumbles under his breath* For fucks sake...

The "I'm-a-retarded-nigger-and-screenshot-pics-instead-of-just-downloading-them"-starterpack

>

holy fuck a van

*anewways, i hope i'm next*

*whispers* god dammit I thought this only happened on planes

wasn't me

Underrated
Also check em

I can't. I have explosive diarrhea

What do you mean I have to wait!? I just have a slight cough! These people can wait an extra minute or two while the doctor writes me a prescription!