>the doc will see you any minute, take a seat in the waiting room
The doc will see you any minute, take a seat in the waiting room
*sniff*
Did someone fart?
Can I play with anyone's children?
*Nervous cough*
*shits pants*
*blows up the place in the name of allah*
"check em"
*look around nervously*
Hey man. Can you pass me that magazine?
*pretend to text on my phone for 20 minutes*
*browses Sup Forums on phone*
starts jacking off in waiting room
Oh um s-sure...
*our hands brush each others*
Well played
I wonder who has cancer here
number 1, the doctor will see you now.
RIP OFF MY CLOTHING TO REVEAL A 75FOOT LONG ERECT PHALLUS
Sit's on table next to girl, let on that I have money and condoms
YOU SAID 1 MINUTE ITS 47 MINUTES NOW
*blasts into room* screams check em
memes
*rerolls stealthy*
"no thanks, I don't get with creeps who use unnecessary apostrophes"
does it again
not even close faggot
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
*staring intensly at tits*
*releases built up gases from colostomy bag*
Whew! Who cut one?
*comes into room and screams tits or gtfo*
But you arent even close yourself faggit
*start to blush as I can feel a sudden rush of blood flow to my penis
*walks in and asks who wants to be my onii-chan i will sit on onii chans lap*
"andele burritos tacos 2 dolares"
>gets deported
*tris to take a creep picture of the girl in the waiting room.*
"*ahem!* Where's the manager?"
*coughs violently* *sniff* So, you come here often?
>take a seat
Nice try, Hansen
I see you're not impressed by apostrophes: what do you think of my Colon?
Oh no not this lady...There is always one...
*open up my spycam app and stealthily record the interaction to post on WorldStar*
*any patients covered under obamacare, its been repealed, gtfo*
Fall to the floor
Do the great lizard
'i'll have you know that i am LATE for my meeting, i guess this is how you treat pregnant mothers?'
*unzips dick*
*all patients eat the cookies and explain what the beer is for*
*couple arguing*
...
Why the fuck hasn't anyone checked this poor man?
slowly *green gas starts filling room from floor vents*
*does it sound like the doctor is banging the nurse right now?*
Ay yo man help an aspirin' brutha out man, this that fire that, that real shit you don't hear no more. I've been putting these out for 20 a pop but I like you, I'mma let you have it for 10. Come on bruh, 10 bucks for ground-floor, raw original shit man. Watchu' say?
I'm an addict and I'm more important than all of you. I need my script and I'm going to shout and cry til I get it.
I NEED IT!
how do I sit
Ask a friend to strike you across the backs of your legs with a walking stick.
It'll come naturally
Uh, thanks man. Can you do it? I have no friends
*shit nigga dats some fire rite dare, **checks wallet behind leg** 8$? i knew i shouldna bought that 50 cap*
*tries to release ballfold w/o grabbing it*
Pshhh Abortions amirite?
*cough*
"Excuse me, why are you helping all these white people before the African Americans here?"
*the whole room looks at him, but doesn't say anything
"they were here earlier."
*toddler starts playing on floor: toddler rolls ball a little closer to your legs: you pretend to cough to move legs further away: wretched toddler inches closer*
*checks out the teen girl in the corner*
*roundhouse kick todler out of atmosphere*
Is this so,e sort of sick joke ?
WHERE IS MY HEMORRHOID CREAM
Is this some sort of sick joke ?
WHERE IS MY HEMORRHOID CREAM
*comes in*
*takes a seat*
...Hiya.
"The doctor will be in shortly sir and before you ask again, no, we will not apply the cream for you."
FUCKING NIGGERS RAPED ME I NEED A BBC
*reading magazine* ....
The proctologist is in!
nope he said any minute not one minute, you autistic piece of shit
*o fuck, he's talking to me* *grunt*
WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*realises* *decides to stay mute*
finally *by now, prostate is on the outside*
*mumbles under his breath* For fucks sake...
The "I'm-a-retarded-nigger-and-screenshot-pics-instead-of-just-downloading-them"-starterpack
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holy fuck a van
*anewways, i hope i'm next*
*whispers* god dammit I thought this only happened on planes
wasn't me
Underrated
Also check em
I can't. I have explosive diarrhea
What do you mean I have to wait!? I just have a slight cough! These people can wait an extra minute or two while the doctor writes me a prescription!