Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>heresy is a crime
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Eat dicks :o

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doot

Nice try

Sage

I couldn't agree more image.jpg-kun

Remember to drink lots of water.

Yo sachi can you make me some instant noodles I'm fucking hungry.

Took you a while.

Waifu is finally dying

No, not really.

So why do we need another one?

Y'all are in such a state of paranoia you just abandoned a thread I didn't even make and came to one that I did make lmfao
It's cool at 20 posters you'll be going back to the other one and I'm just gonna spam it to hell

Activity comes and goes, business as usual.

Hey Chen.

Being so fucking retarded that you congregate in a thread I made with my own edit as the thumbnail

In a bout 10 more posters I'm gonna delete it and send you back to the other thread

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Yo I'm in a state of delusion where I think I'm having a huge effect on these threads. I'm fooling myself into believing that people actually give a fuck. Hahaha I have a girlfriend and a job that I made up in my schizophrenic head and you all are sitting here claiming imaginary girls! Hillary 2020!!

Huh? Oh no. I'm not Chen nice to meet you though

If that's your plan, why didn't you just spam the previous thread? Would've been less effort. Though I will say, you really put some planning into this.

Too bad I'm making a new thread as we speak.

Later

So glad these cancerous threads are withering away

You could be helping it die by, you know, bumping it

it would be more credible that you made this if any of your filenames weren't image.jpg

>implying it won't be business as usual at the very moment you stop

shitposter-kun is a part of our community, it wouldn't be the same without him.

Brought my gf laptop to work for this occasion. When I post on my phone it's to cause more confusion, which is working

Yo can someone reply to this I used up all my creativity for today on it I need attention.

Man y'all are done for I don't get off till 6

cool, recently that's when the threads have been picking up

you must be very lonely and ugly if you can't believe someone is in an actual relationship, I wish I had more pics of me and my girl but I mostly put them on snapchat where they get deleted. I find it really sad that you're such a virgin you find t so hard to believe people live actual lives instead of claiming a cartoon as their wife

>which is working

Nah dude you're deluded fam.

It's fine if you're happy that way, it just makes everyone sympathise is all.

Imaginary job. Just got done with some paper work in my office.

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>deluded
Yeah cause that's not me next to my girlfriend or anything
I think the one who is deluded here is the fat hideous man baby who knows he can't get a girl so he settles for a cartoon and is in disbelief at an actual human relationship
What a fucking faggot

Poor deluded son of a gun.

What a shame.

You have the same dumbass expression on all of your pics.

I'd never let anyone bring my laptop to his work.

Intense damage control. Let's see a pic of your face so we can see how much of a fat virgin you are lol, go ahead and supply a bunch of reasons as to why not and continue with your intense damage control in an effort to defend these pitiful autism threads

Fucking leekspin.

>allowing me to derail the thread
It's not even Waifu claim anymore it's damage control this guy who has a more enjoyable life than us

This is me, no be rude :((((

Not even if he blowed you before?

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAIFU

THE FIRST WAIFU

WAIFU BEFORE ALL OTHERS

Hell no.

8 more posters and I'm deleting this piece of shit

not even if it was klonata?

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Hell no, he is a spic with a wooden computer, I would be afraid of him stealing it on top of the constant fear of getting my private files found or him somehow blowing up the laptop.

8 more posters and I'm getting fucked by my daddy.

FUCKING LEEKSPIN

What if it was me?

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You would sell it to pay denbts.

>blowing up the laptop
teehee

>private files
You mean pictures that some sweaty neckbeard drew of your cartoon wife naked with his virgin interpretation of what a vagina would look like? Kek

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You could trust me with it. It has FL right?

Waifu is dead

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Waifu is.....dead

FL, Massive, Nexus, Vocaloid 4, Adobe Audition in case you need that too.
Didn't download a single sample yet tho.

youtu.be/dChl9aNsOIs

Get chimaera. The kicks and perc are amazing.

No on my watch

what is in these "private files"? :o

Don't worry I'm going to Delete the thread after you man babies are done getting your adult diapers changed and send you into other threads which are either made by me or threads I will soak into a shit hole, this is the way it's gonna be until yo faggots go to

Or

What do you think you are a mod or something? Get lost newfag

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You better do it quickly, posts that are too old can't be deleted by the original poster

How much time?

nice b& b8 faggot

Never had to delete any of my posts that were made more than 20 minutes

Hex Maniac claim

3 threads is a good meme

You autists keep falling for it.

how do we make /waifu/ great again?

When was it great?

Make your own thread. I'm the OP of both threads up right now. Make your own thread, I'm giving you serious advice

these threads are cancer.

HEY HEY! HO HO! SHITPOSTING HAS GOT TO GO!

back when you rped with kagami
this is my own thread faggot
shouldn't you be go collecting potatoes?

I'm set on potatoes for a while, found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow and it was in a meadow of four-leafed clovers, so things are looking up :^)

ship some of that gold to me along with a leprechaun

Gladly.... for a price

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Nice try

how much you want?
is one leek enough

I've been chasing after a leek my whole life, so that should suffice. Enjoy your gold, clovers, and dapper midgets :^)

Can we agree on what Waifu to use for the next thread so we know it's the real one?

your waifu is a sexy leek

the epitome of sexy
would smash / 10

wew

s l e e k l e e k

s e x y

I need my safe space

this is your safe space

I am never safe...

never safe from P O K E M O N G O

Y'all know this is the fake thread right?

ya, I post in both, bruh
M U L T I T A S K I N G

post nazi leek