My best friend said that now he is gay and loves me, and he will commit suicide if I don't marry him, what should I do?

My best friend said that now he is gay and loves me, and he will commit suicide if I don't marry him, what should I do?

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Ask a ton of money for it. Get it together Shlomo.

Reject him, he's not gonna do anything...

Tell him That he needs to take hormones so that he can become a qt3.14 trap if he is masculine he will have to get a ton of plastic surgery

film it and post it here

Tell him to stop holding himself hostage, as that's not much of an act of love. If he does that he'd never know if you'd marry him out of that situation of for genuine reasons.

You're saying this like its a bad thing, marry the poor bastard and gain marriage benefits ya dip

ask him if you can have all of his possessions before he kills himself.

Tell his faggot ass to livestream it

Vc é o Nando Moura?

try this
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marry him then murder him and make it look like suicide

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Lead him on like you'll be sucking his dick right quick, but make him shave his eyebrows first. Then drop him off at a gay club on a Friday night.

give him a chance

dafuck are you doing here Nando?
>mfw im a mophobic

Marry him, you homophobe.

You're so bigoted that you wouldn't humor your best friend to save his life?

If you value him as a friend, just swallow your pride, and wash it down with his semen

This is the rare occasion where "op is faggot" would be a good thing.

fuck him after he dies just to smite him.

l raffed I raffed pt.2