Ama UK train driver

Ama UK train driver.

>I drive the GN route
>387 traction exam tomorrow
>been driving for just over 3 years

do you have favorite clients?

ever met the fat controller?

Why are trains so overpriced and shit?

Any tips on getting a kob driving trains? This comes from a Wales based trackman

What's the money?

Any tips on becoming a driver? Genuinely interested.

how do you deal with people going in without paying?
Also, any stories that derailed?

No but there's a toy figurine of him in the inspectors office.

Privatisation.

Get onto a tocs website and search for trainee train driver vacancies.

£51k will go up soon. Most of us clear £60k+ with ot.

How2become helped me with the tests.

I don't, the revenue inspectors deal with fare evaders.

Thanks I'll check it out.

Good luck buddy. Download the group Bourdon tool 2.0

See chav on line... pedal to metal.
You know it makes sense...

Do you miss the old slam door emus?

Yes. Customers who know where they're going and behave themselves.

Way before my time.

More like slam the brake on because I can't be fucked going to the coroners court.

One less. Save the country some money and police future time you'll pay for in tax?
Think of it as a public service...

Do you at least have memories of riding on them?

how fast do you drive?

Only trains I remember as a child is the Dublin DART.

how often do you see white women with paki's or nigs?

does it bother you these women are dating these darkies?

Maximum 100mph.

See it all the time and I don't care. None of my business. Can't say I'd go near those birds though.

Soiled

How many people have you run over?

0

What are your thoughts on Deltics?
Why doesnt the UK know where its trains are in (the current year)?
Do you like Stephen Byers?

asshole you do not drive a train, you operate a train. Retired LIRR Engineer

Haha ok grandad. Well listen you're probably right but long after you're pushing up daisies I'll still be on the footplate picking my fat train drivers wages.

Thanks for paving the way for the likes of me who now benefit from woping big fucking salaries :)

Swedish train operator here!

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Dont't count on me pushing daises up before you my brother. Retired at age 50 no stress nonbills ,no drama, no wondering if that csr at the crossing is going to stop, no worying if those kids on platform will take a dive in front of me. No worrying about getting a rock or a bullet through my windshield. No putting up with with shithead boses, weather conditions, and shit equiptment. No worry or stress at all. Good Luck

Wtf do you have to know for your traction exam

It's cool. Enjoy your retirement. I get it all the time. Boil in the bag, operator, driver of trains etc it really doesn't bother me one bit, as long as I get those train driver wages.

No fucks given.

Everything.

What did that faggot in Croydon do wrong? Apart from being from Croydon.