She said yes!!
Jealous virgin faggs?
She said yes!!
shoulda shopped at jihads faggot
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that's some spooky shit right there
didnt know inanimate yoga balls spoke english
what the fuck is wrong with her hand? or is she just a hideous fat cunt...
Might have to have that ring cut off.
is that a pig's hand?
Have fun fucking the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
So precious
holy shit wtf man, is there another human in that hand
thats one lucky pig
said yes to what? Seconds, thirds, and fourths?
Jesus, the jealously in here is apparent
Congra now go kill him in bed when you roll he beg for this. Also check
BASED KEK
You know you're fat when your knuckles are inverted.
I am sure he will make a beautiful husband
How the fuck that ring got there? Her finguer looks to fat for that ring to fit its shoped that whale will die alone
Lost
Nice! Just add a hashtag and post to twitter and Facebook u betacuck faggot.
>Virgin faggs
>implying fucking a fold counts...
Ancient copypasta.
'that whale' IS MY FUCKING WIFE YOU FUCKFACE
Bruh she's so fat and hungry her hand is trying to eat the ring
I know they say there is plenty of fish in the sea, but that doesn't mean you should literally marry a whale.
I thought jubba died in the return of the jedi
Nigger's bride for sure.
Are you trying to cut the middle man out and get her finger amputated before the diabetes does?
a whale is not a fish.
"This little piggy went to the market..."
Looks like she said yes to the all you can eat buffet several times.
Jealousy leads to insecurity. Insecurity leads to desperation. Desperation leads to marrying someone you don't love. That leads to regret. Regret leads to sadness. Sadness leads to hate. That is the path of the dark side.
bro, if you want to eat her pussy you need an entire nigga squad
o shid waddup
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Nn..no...
SHHH THE DON'T KNOW COMRADE
Sure, it's not everyday someone takes the Loch Ness Monster's hand in marriage!
Congratulations, thanks for taking this fatass off the market. Please keep her from cockblocking the rest of us when we're trying to fuck her thinner, hotter friends.
Also, don't take anything from her plate if you like your fingers attached. If you do succeed in nabbing a scrap from her trough, you might as well move out because when she finds out, she'll kill you in your sleep.
that never gets old, lol
someone actually married that thing hahaha. how miserable must they be?
>she
I'd let her dig in my ass for a treat if you know what I mean
No
newfag
ID RATHER BE A VIRGIN
Congratulations buddy, but you may wanna take him to a hospital it looks like he been stung by a wasp
she's a fucking whale
i truly believe you're as fat and ugly as her kek
i truly believe it's a troll. that balloon hand creeped the shit out of me, don't even wanna see her tits
I think it's cruel making a hippo wear human jewellery...
Eeeuuughhhhuck
Y'all niggas postin in a troll thread
Imagine that i have handjob fetish, but still the anatomy and nails of this hand made me wanna puke...
this is bait guys I've seen this before
Sorry OP livestock can't consent even if it is legal in whatever shithole you are from.
kek no
Is that a pork chop?
She gotta be fucking huge for her hands to be THAT fat.
thats some mutan shit right there
Underrated
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Gear 3rd grizzly magnum
Thanks for ruining the joke
10/10 I loled
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