ITT: Actors and actresses who don't use their real names
ITT: Actors and actresses who don't use their real names
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Real name Michael Douglas.
Inb4 Herschlag
And his dad
Olivia Cockburn
So close!
Real name Paul Brown.
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Maurice Micklewhite
Her full name is Ellen Grace Philpotts-Page
David McDonald
Leo Jacoby.
Zachary Levi Pugh
Mлaдeн Ђopђe Ceкyлoвић
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>tfw you are distantly related to him
Aidan Murphy
>Ed Hardy
Chloe Hosterman
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I want to corrupt her.
What the fuck? That's an awesome name!
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He changed it to a unisex name to help his bookings when he was a stand-up.
Nigger
Patricia Rooney Mara
>Patricia-Rooney
Maaaaaaan, I wanna be Eric Bishop now!
Laura Witherspoon
Katherine Rooney Mara
Eric Bishop:
>Sounds like a bad ass comic book character
>Respectable, tough sounding
>You picture someone who looks like Blade
Jamie Foxx:
>Sounds like the fake name a guy gives when he directs 1970's blacksploitation porn
>You picture a guy with greased back hair and a gap tooth, or a stripper
Eric Bishop is the GOAT alias.
Michael A. Fox
>Eric Bishop is the GOAT alias.
I'm using that from now on, Foxx ya big dummy...
Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi.
John Nicholson
Jamie Foxx is such a stripper name
Eric Bishop P.I
Carlos Norris
Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland
Ronald Walken
>Eric Bishop will return in 'The Corruption of Atlantis'
Idrissa Akuna Elba
John Adedayo Adegboyega
TUNA AKUNA
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Jamie Foxx: Blackalicious Pimp
>Idrissa Akuna Elba
>Akuna
>Idrissa Akuna Matata Elba
Albert Einstein
So he uses his name?
too late sempai, she has leaked nudes.
>John Adedayo Adegboyega
Sounds like something Porky Pig would say
Kek'd and check'd.
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O RLY
Lisa Munn
fucking ooga booga nig nogs
jesus christ that hairline
what is every jew in hollywood
>mfw this is real
fucking mudslimes
>mfw that guy from Taxi Driver was in Drive
>mfw i have no face
tom cruise
natalie portman
jason alexander
louis ck
nicholas cage
andrew lincoln
Seriously? Who would ever willingly change their name to Booterbottom Clementine
Caryn Johnson
I like Ron Walken better than Christopher.
He's memorable as fuck anyway, didn't need to change anything.
Walter Willis
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mfw he's one of the most well regarded stand up comedians that ever lived and you're a fucking idiot
Allen Grammer
Cornelius Crane Chase
Either Eric Bishop or John Miller
Annie Hall
meta as fuck desu
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>Rearrange the letters in Vin Diesl and you spell "I End Lives"
Pretty good choice in name there Mark.
>Sup Forums is the living breathing reason why Jews need to change their names
>Sup Forums thinks they're savvy or they've won some sort of victory by finding out that a Jew changed their name
>changing your middle initial to a letter that sounds just slightly different
Wasn't he the villain in On The Waterfront?
what.
Yes, also the detective in The Exorcist.
You need help
they don't have surnames
el means "son of"
I think I'd actually like him if he went by that name
What does "Religion of Peace" mean in their language
Did she change her name to a Jewish name to fool Hollywood producers? I think they might see through that one.
Its way better than Jamie Foxx, I dont get it
holy shit user, that's what i was going to post
Why didn't he come back after season 1?
oh wait I forgot i posted it
I think its safe to stop at grandfather, you dont need to go seven generations back
Jack is a diminutive of John, that barely counts.
you dickhead
That's fucking funny. I do it too
JESSE WE NEED TO COOK