I've got a big dick. Dubs decides what I do with it.
I've got a big dick. Dubs decides what I do with it
Stick a battery under your foreskin.
Draw a face on it
Slam a door on it
cut it off, put it in a decent box, gift wrap it, and then donate to salvation army.
Fuck a watermelon
Slice it with a knife
a quarter is less than an inch long. i see 5 quarters. ill be generous and give you 6. i mean it's above average at best...
put it in your pocket and lock it
Suck it
Stick it in a moving fan
switch it with a little dick
Circumsize that shit op
Stick it in the CoinStar machine, just like that.
take a piss and never come here again.
Stick a pencil through your foreskin
Slice the top of it and slide a quarter underneath the skin
Slide it into your own ass
Stick it up your ass
Get worst looking std riddled hooker possible and have unprotected sex
Slice open your nuts
Eat cum
Rolling for this.
Take your pick OP
Stop putting quarters on it so I don't have to wash my hands every time I buy a soda?
reroll
Shave your pubes
Deliver op
cut it off
Squash it with a brick until it doesn't work.
Take a bottle of sriracha, open the green dispenser tip, insert tip into urethra, squeeze bottle as hard as you can
Reroll
He has no foreskin you dumb cunt
Reroll
Winrar
cut frenulum
Draw swastikas all over it
cut it off
Either use it to urinate, or use it for sexual gratification. Not much else can be done with it beyond that.
stick a hot needle through it
Don't wash it for two weeks, then wipe it on a cop
OP did not deliver it
Shit.
Rolling for record a video with you fapping close up
reroll
I never wash mine.
Stick a sewing needle into your urethra
hold over a naked flame for 30 seconds
why did you put coins on your dick you fucking weirdo
Sorry
Show it to a child.
This is hilarious. I think I can beat your score, brb...
roll
Beat your meat.
put in you daddies anus
rollan
Flip all those coins
put it next to a beer can or red bull
chop your dick off
show it to a policeman
Fucking winrar
winrar
i live in SF so that might actually be doable
pic related
Eat your own cum
Come fuck me
measure it with a ruler
have sex with big baby dram
wave it around
Stick screwdriver up the peehole
meatspin.
fry in deepfryer
sweet baby jesus christ
put it right over your a flame on your stove with the highest setting
check em
ataberk veral
Winrar! Don't be a faggot, OP!!!!
OP is already a faggot.
Rape a homeless man and make hin swallow your cum
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Last reroll
Pretty sure he does you dumb cunt. I don't see a scar and I do see a ridged band here
put it in a toaster and turn the toaster on
fuck my ass
OP here. Confirmed: I am uncut
Spend it all in one place
>Not large at all by that pic
cut it off and shove it up your ass