I've got a big dick. Dubs decides what I do with it

I've got a big dick. Dubs decides what I do with it.

Stick a battery under your foreskin.

Draw a face on it

Slam a door on it

cut it off, put it in a decent box, gift wrap it, and then donate to salvation army.

Fuck a watermelon

Slice it with a knife

a quarter is less than an inch long. i see 5 quarters. ill be generous and give you 6. i mean it's above average at best...

put it in your pocket and lock it

Suck it

Stick it in a moving fan

switch it with a little dick

Circumsize that shit op

Stick it in the CoinStar machine, just like that.

take a piss and never come here again.

Stick a pencil through your foreskin

Slice the top of it and slide a quarter underneath the skin

Slide it into your own ass

Stick it up your ass

Get worst looking std riddled hooker possible and have unprotected sex

Slice open your nuts

Eat cum

Rolling for this.

Take your pick OP

Stop putting quarters on it so I don't have to wash my hands every time I buy a soda?

reroll

Shave your pubes

Deliver op

cut it off

Squash it with a brick until it doesn't work.

Take a bottle of sriracha, open the green dispenser tip, insert tip into urethra, squeeze bottle as hard as you can

Reroll

He has no foreskin you dumb cunt

Reroll

Winrar

cut frenulum

Draw swastikas all over it

cut it off

Either use it to urinate, or use it for sexual gratification. Not much else can be done with it beyond that.

stick a hot needle through it

Don't wash it for two weeks, then wipe it on a cop

OP did not deliver it
Shit.
Rolling for record a video with you fapping close up

reroll

I never wash mine.

Stick a sewing needle into your urethra

hold over a naked flame for 30 seconds

why did you put coins on your dick you fucking weirdo

Sorry

Show it to a child.

This is hilarious. I think I can beat your score, brb...

roll

Beat your meat.

put in you daddies anus

rollan

Flip all those coins

put it next to a beer can or red bull

chop your dick off

show it to a policeman

Fucking winrar

winrar

i live in SF so that might actually be doable

pic related

Eat your own cum

Come fuck me

measure it with a ruler

have sex with big baby dram

wave it around

Stick screwdriver up the peehole

meatspin.

fry in deepfryer

sweet baby jesus christ

put it right over your a flame on your stove with the highest setting

check em

ataberk veral

Winrar! Don't be a faggot, OP!!!!

OP is already a faggot.

Rape a homeless man and make hin swallow your cum

Reroll 1/2

Reroll 2/2

Last reroll

Pretty sure he does you dumb cunt. I don't see a scar and I do see a ridged band here

put it in a toaster and turn the toaster on

fuck my ass

OP here. Confirmed: I am uncut

Spend it all in one place
>Not large at all by that pic

cut it off and shove it up your ass