need ways to fuck with someone without them finding out it was me
Need ways to fuck with someone without them finding out it was me
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Do they own a house or car?
slash 3 tires and leave a not that says "user was here" that way they won't know who the HECK did it
this.
kek
shoot them in the fucking head
find where they live and hide in the bushes and get a load of hot cum ready. then run up to the window with a mask on and tap on it. wait till they come to the window, blow your load and run. they won't be able to tell it's you because of the mask.
forgot to say blow it on the window.
Do they have a locker? office? give us something to go on
they have a shity car
what is dna
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nice filename faggot
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throw a rock at them, and when they turn around, look the other way like you werent the one that did it
piss disc
samefag
Ruin it obviously.
Slash some tires break some windows.
Take a dump in the backseat
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OP here
i dont want to do anything that would cost me money if i get caught, i just wanna fuck with them from afar and watch them freak the fuck out.
not sure if this is annoying enough but I saw something like this that you can attach to a cars axle:
create a wifi hotspot next to their house named "[their name] sucks dick 9-7"
haven't watched this yet but could have some good stuff
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Poop into plastic bags for 3 days. Ninja over and smear shit all over their door and car.
exhaust whistle.
Start leaving cones
Go there at night and leave a traffic cone on their front lawn. Repeat 2-3 times every 3-5 days. Begin throwing cones over their fence. Leave cones on their car. Go to where they work and leave a cone by the front door. Mail them a very small cone through UPS. Buy a ladder, leave cones on their house while they're gone. Throw a cone through their window while they're sleeping. Cone.
This.
Cones are free if you know where to look.
Send them to the cone zone
>Exhaust Whistle
>License plate Frame Change
>putting rocks in the hub cap
>hidden noisemakers
>Unclip The Battery
>Fake Traffic Ticket
>for sale sign
pretty good shit. I wouldn't wire up the horn to the brake lines unless you know what you're doing, if the brakes stop working and it crashes you're fucked
used condoms work just as well
you will also need a confederate to do some pranks while you're with the dude so he doesn't suspect you
Find out addy/phone number.
Post free goat on craigslist
Next week, free scrap metal
etc.
lastly, orgy.
dont forget to take pics and post
Start slipping it into your every day coversations
>Hey user what's up
>Not much, been thinking about trying to cone this chick
>Trying to what?
>bone this chick, here's a pic. come on, don't you think she's cute? I get a coner every time I see her
You better fucking do it fag
>free dragon dildo
>free hillary 2016 buttons, shirts, etc
>cp
i did this to a friend of mine once, but with garden gnomes
lasted like 3 months. when he found out he actually kicked my ass, apparently his gf was freaking out about the fuckin gnomes, wanted to get the cops involved. 100% worth it
probably the best thing I did was nab his keys when he was drunk one night, drove his car down the block, filled it with like 6 gnomes all buckled in.
don't know if it says there, but order mag subscriptions to his place. of course gay mags, mens health, etc. to senor big dick or something
lost.
or, even better, send to his neighbors with his actual name on it
Do what dale gribble did to rusty shackleford
God dammit Jim, I said "coner", not "cone-her"
break fluid on the hood of their car
or anywhere
best done the night before a rainstorm
>bonus: draw a dick
>double bonus draw cone
*brake
OP pls
OP again
ill try this, will post results in a few months
Favourite one if you have an email address just sign them up for gay dating sites. The dozens of activation emails
Godspeed user, godspeed.
If you have phone number I think you can set up automated texts threw the internet. Every day at 6:00 send reminder
What does brake fluid do to the paint?
Give out there info on here.
Or dunk their toothbrushes in the toilet
I need to fuck someone without them finding out it was me.
U sound like a coward
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