You're sitting on your couch, you're watching TV, and your life is passing you by. Keep procrastinating, over and over...

You're sitting on your couch, you're watching TV, and your life is passing you by. Keep procrastinating, over and over. Well, maybe I'll go to school next year. Maybe next semester. No, do it right now.

You spend all the day on the phone anyhow. Why don't you make a phone call that's going to help you in your future? All you gotta do is pick up the phone and make the call.

Why are you making it complicated? It's easy.

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great ad

MONEY WASN'T TIGHT BUT IT WASN'T RIGHT KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

>You spend all the day on the phone anyhow.
This was before smartphones. What did he mean by this?

>for profit colleges
fuck these things should be banned.

subtle bait.

I think we can all identify with this sentiment

People used to talk on phones.

Black people are on the phone nonstop

I don't think youve been around black folk. They can talk up a fucking storm

Muhfugen bix nood.

youtu.be/TJP0IjJzN_Q

Sup Nigga.

Anyone got a picture of the cute spic girl?

GET CONNECTED FOR FREE

Everest guy in 2016.

Somebody's been watching Maury

look mom
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Not posting the real commercial:

youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc

I used to hate this fucking commercial. Like, fuck you, nigga, you don't know my life.

I was working for an hourly wage...

went to high school diddnt do great~

I hate how judgmental and bossy this nig was.

What's it like knowing the negro in the commercial is making a six figure salary with his MBA while you NEETs still rely on mommy's internet to try to prove your superiority to other autists on 4chinz in order to compensate for dropping out of film school/failing to earn a BA in engineering? You faggots would've had it all if you had gotten off your lazy asses and dialed the number right at the moment the commercial was airing.

too bad they cant pay their phone bill