/heem/: khabib edition

Upcoming events:

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News:

>Faber blinded Rivera in one eye with an eye poke
mmafighting.com/2016/9/11/12877676/jimmie-rivera-has-crack-behind-retina-after-being-poked-in-the-eye

>Donald Cerrone is dead inside
mmafighting.com/2016/9/11/12875890/donald-cerrone-a-piece-of-me-died-when-robbie-lawler-withdrew-from

>Some guy on potential future matches for UFC 203 winners and losers
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/joe-silvas-shoes-whats-next-for-stipe-miocic-and-ufc-203s-other-winning-fighters

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/eTkpGa5gpbY?t=7m34s
youtu.be/LvobMFZlLQY
youtube.com/watch?v=LGBygI1PJY8
youtube.com/watch?v=Yacwz6W0hYM
youtube.com/watch?v=xW4Zrt_bKXo
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Schaub bless this thread

Cyborg fight in 2 weeks lads.

/heem/
yuo must choose
will you use the cuck thread or the decent thread

this is the real thread

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id rather look at hope solo's abyss than that gorilla face

Gordon Ryan getting that sweet revenge victory by RNC in overtime

St. Gooby bless this thread.

Death to cuck posters.

is Stipe elite?

i want to see her fight a low level male featherweight if the UFC refuses to make a women's featherweight weight class

>UFC Fight Night 119: Cyborg vs Lobov

Haha thanks for the news and info man

Does he only fight left handers? Why is one ear in perfect condition?

lads i miss edgestonia

no problem
it's just what i do my man

reminder that khabib sucks

That would be worse than Gall/Punk.

Although probably still not as bad as Aldo/McGregor lel.

11 posters now la

Schaub bless you bro

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the cuck can't accept that people don't want to use his thread

DC is my fav fighter because he looks like a friendly dad and not a man who picks up the most dangerous men on earth and drops them on their head, and also because of the S U C C.

just a quick reminder lads
there are people
who thought cm punk would beat mickey gall

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>You're not allowed to post more than once in a thread
Some true heemster you are if you only post once.

is Gordon Ryan the Michael Jordan of jiu jitsu?

get fucked, cuckboi
bow before your sperg overlord

If Mighty Mouse and Cejudo teamed up on Brock could they win?

That's Rickson Gracie dude

you little fucking piece of shit. you got my original thread deleted.

if i ever see you in real life, i will bash your head right through a fucking wall

bitch

>tfw supporting America's highways and Toll bridges

Based Sage, my nigga

Is it blessed? If it's not blessed it won't survive.

Fight night 101
Rockhold vs jacare
Whittaker vs ?

Do you think hunt and the ufc will make amends by november so we can have a stacked card?

I don't fucking get why they won't make a women's featherweight

>ending a statement with a question mark.
God I hate faggots that do that. @MassF deserves to die.

Based.

S A G E
A
G
E

Not enough talent in Women's divisions already

Is spergOP a mod/janitor?

>trauma trauma you understand? when i saw the firetruck in los angeles im very scared man. yes you know i saw the firetrack *WAAAAAAAW* is steep miotich come for me again i say no please!

youtu.be/eTkpGa5gpbY?t=7m34s

Gall > Sage

I hope Gall continues to walk out to Hey Mickey. It will help him rise here.

no

Sage Northcutt is that one really Christian kid who was super nice and got good grades who would start to get nervous when you and your pals started talking about girls.

the division would be incredibly shallow and shitty
there are very few women who naturally compete at 145, let alone talented ones
the only fighter in the whole division in all of MMA on the level of a top ufc WSW or WBW is Cyborg

Will Gall become the meme killer?

we did shit like this too

fucking army man

i am sperg op and i am a janitor irl but not on Sup Forums

AMA

Werdum is fucking funny man

This.

The women's divisions are still half full of amateurs

Alright guys listen up, I just started doing this really important shit, which means I'm not going to be around to make the OP anymore, I'm just way way too fucking busy with all this important shit I'm doing

Anyway, I'm going to get back to doing this super duper important shit, so just so you guys know, I'm not going to be posting here as often anymore, due to how much important shit I have, so just keep in mind that whatever OP is probably being made is not very likely to actually be me doing the posting, because I'm really really busy lately

Just keeping you guys in the loop, I know how important my OPs are for everyone around here, I just wanted to make sure you guys all knew how busy I am, and that I also won't be making the OP very often, thank you.

thanks man, appreciate all the work

HOLY SHIT DAT HEART

Nates the meme killer

What did he mean by this?
youtu.be/LvobMFZlLQY

>alright Mick, I rose to the challenge and put you over in your ring, it's time you come to WWE and fight me on my terms this time, you owe me that

Is Sage vs Gall a kino meme match

Noooo!! Filipe!!! His arm looks fucked!!

HOLY FUCK!!! HOW IS THE OTHER GIYS ARM NOT BROKE!!!?!?

Typing as witnessing that crazy shit

charlie z vs cm punk ufc 205

What are the chances this one goes to blows?

When will we hear from Punk publicly next? What's next in his elusive career? Did he get his pizza?

Reminder who the real GOAT is
youtube.com/watch?v=LGBygI1PJY8

Liz fucked her up.

He's probably gonna take 6 months off and enjoy kissing his wife and sleeping in his own bed.

bellator

>implying you can enjoy kissing little indian boys

his wife will never let him "fight" again

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>enjoy kissing his wife

you know remember Alexander Gustafsson

That's all he talked about in the interviews

>So Punk what has been the funnest thing in preparing for this fight?
>I get to go home and kiss my wife and sleep in my own bed

He writes comics when he isn't training on the weekend.

>steep miotich come for me again i say no please!

fuck lads i'm in stitches here

Where did you hear that?
Has he said this before?

Tell me about Sage

why doesn't he wear a shirt?

WHEN GORDONS LEG SNAPS IN HALF

THATS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS ALL OVER

Only about 12 days to go until Big Country lads.

Damn Gordon Ryan

No I'm just speculating. He needs to take a break though then come back fresh and sharpen his skills. At least get 3 amateur fights in by the end of 2017.

If you had an upper body like that would you wear a shirt?

Gordon Ryan is an assassin, holy shit

>CM Punk's debut actually happened

at least one of us is

Ngannou

because his job lets him

have you guys seen his match with mickey gall
gall did decent, all things considered

youtube.com/watch?v=Yacwz6W0hYM

Bum

t. 4/10 would not bang

The fact that he wasn't heelhooked instantly tells me Gall has some talent

he was actually in control for 2 minutes or so in the start of the fight

After seeing Gall survive through this, I knew he wasn't just some tomato can fake brown belt.

Why were people booing Werdum?

>everyone ready to sing with me
youtube.com/watch?v=xW4Zrt_bKXo

What did he mean by this

>tfw my boy will be champ by 2018

he likes it

I was being sarcastic. He says that shit for literally every interview.

>Cleveland
they thought he was on fire

Probably because he's afraid of talking too casually about his forbidden familial relationships with mother and sister~

Isnt Sage a """"purple"""" belt

Gall can for sure sub him but Sage has to have the stand up advantage by a fair distance

>scousecucks still won't shut up about muh dead football fans
kill yourselves, all of you

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