Sup Sup Forumstards user here
planing to off my self,
just wondering if you guys could give me some
examples
(none of this drink bleach or slice your wrists open shit ether)
if im going out ,im going out with style that's for sure.
Sup Sup Forumstards user here
planing to off my self,
just wondering if you guys could give me some
examples
(none of this drink bleach or slice your wrists open shit ether)
if im going out ,im going out with style that's for sure.
OD on opiates, it's a peaceful death
buy a shitton of fireworks. you know what to do
If you want style, buy a mini trampoline and perform a couple spins and flips off of your nearest major bridge
Where can you get Opiates?
>be me
>tries bleach
>immune to bleach
>continue on with life
im feeling this one
Heroin, oxy, and hydro are all opiates. Research how much you need to OD, buy bitcoin, and order it off a dnm. Piece of cake.
probably built up a tolerance to them anyways
dirty sprite purple drrunk
i am a fan of the purple drank ant gonna lie
>write down a whole bunch of really vague made-up shit about a company... let's say Subway
>have all "info" be super vague and not actually directly say anything, but have it feel like it's getting there
>burn a bunch of other papers
>wipe and destroy your computer
>have house in disheveled state as if it was being searched for something
>leave half-assed typed out and printed suicide note
>kill self in a manner such that it's hard to distinguish if it was suicide or not
user was on to Subway. Subway had user disposed of.
..... fireworks in pooper?
>when you're committed to trolling
love this
lol ok so we got fireworks ,opiates, and trampolining off a large bridge , perhaps i could combine the 3?
I would go with a large building if possible instead of a bridge.
.. Bridge would probably be a lot easier, though.
Thanks for the picture OP. I needed the reminder. I forgot to take my meds this morning,
**Epilepsy. No meds I do the squishy fish and it's fucking painful.
I'm really high on pain med right now, I feel like my hearts going to burst
Make a noose out of piano wire, super glue your hands to your head. Fall so that piano wire cuts off head, hands are still on head. Looks like you pulled head off
hmmmmmm true, building would be simple as fuck
np user :)
genius, keep em' coming
u sure you dident mistake your "pain"meds for uppers????
Masturbate to death
Partial hanging, quite painless and quick
idfk, I needed a pick me up so I took hella lots of painkillers
Feels good man
What a fantastic idea. Just pick a company you don't like and do this user
meh , my friend did it
and yeah he died instantly , broke his brain steam
didn't even shit himself or anything
will not work
why is no one checking my beautiful trips? this place has truly died
or perhaps a political group i have deep seeded
hatred for
or maybe even the free masons
checked
I like Subway better, though.
.... or Rob Schneider
"Going out with style"
Then goes online to ask other people to tell him how to do it.
How about jump off a skyscraper pussy
lol i was looking for some unorthodox methods
go back 2 trolling faggot
Surely you meant bridge, right?
I like the idea of tall building, but getting fireworks and a trampoline up there may prove problematic.
i was thinking the same witch is why i was gonna stick with the bridge
although if i am hopped up on downers/ opiates it shouldn't be to hard to drag a trampoline to the top of a building ,hopefully they have an elevator , even then someone will probably want to "stop and chat with me" if im seen ,maybe... (hopefully not)
Yeah, that's what I believe will pose the problem... you're probably not getting up there without being stopped.
It all depends on the type of building, though.
Slice bleach, drink wrists
Go skydiving a bunch til you get the hang of it. Upgrade to wing suit. Get good as shit with it. Wingsuit into Trump or Hillary to kill both you and them. Write "Trump is my her" on your ass ahead of time and use your butthole as the very last letter.
mmmm ,gonna need to scope out a building untill i can slip in with ease,
this jif is so dense
Modify that idea a bit and it could be good
Attach a weight to the trampoline, tie yourself to the top of the trampoline with something sturdy enough so you don't fly off but weak enough so it'll break when you reach the bottom like a zip tie or something. You may have to rig something to dangle the weight over the edge and release it when you're ready. Ride it down a bit like an unstable parachute. You'll still die, but it might fling you back up into the air when you land. If not, it'll have people scratching their heads a bit
tahahah i fucking love it ,sadly im not in americunt
but in all fairness i think someone should take one or both those fuckers out and be a true fuckin hero , not just a an hero
#make america great again.
fuckin love it , reminds me of an extremely gory
road runner
but maybe minus the weight
just leap off loosely tied to the trampoline and hope for the desired results
hmmm also i could tape a roman candle to each of the springs and light them all b4 i jump, (facing outwards of course)