Hey Sup Forums dubs decides get me laid edition...

Hey Sup Forums dubs decides get me laid edition. (I've got a huge backlog of matches so I'll change if they don't respond)

sup niggger are you into kidnapping?

*tiptoes close to you* Hello there m'lady *hides behind a bush*

i fucking hate your eyebrows

You may not understand this but i want to watch you put chicken eggs in your vagina and plop them out. I want you to name each one after popes then take them all and make them pope hats out of paper, make them small wooden boats and put them out to sea.

shieeettttt

Top kek winrar

" your hair is gay. You'll never see my willy"

yu

"You like to be raped pretty fucking hard?"

*teleports behind you*

Took a shit and everything about my phone crashed. Winrar

While we wait, dubs decides this one.

im going to kill myself if you don't reply.

Got damn ma what that shitter do?

Why haven't we fucked yet?

reroollllllllll
for this

do you agree that we should put all of the niggers in camps?

roll

Hi. You free for coffee tonight?

Quads

Checked!!!!

winrar

Quads demands it

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Too kek!

Hallo *looks shy*
I-I think you look quite beautiful *tips fedora*
It would be an honour to lick your fartbox m'lady... So... May I? Please? Pretty Please?

Well, there goes my dating career.

Winter!

lul

I missed this one. kek

That's amazing

OP did notice this, will put to a different girl.

I have STD and all I need is U.

Ask for buses

You buy coffee. I will supply the cream

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Checked

*nudes.... or buses.... I fucking love buses

hey just saying that this isn't a real picture of me, i live in my mom's basement eating cheetos and browse on a imageboard of my little pony fans

Come on atleast one of the three has to reply

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winrar

Nah mate, dreams are rip

"Samefag. Send her everything in the quotes if this gets dubs faggot"

>boards.Sup Forums.org/b/thread/711690747#top
I'm ising you for the amusement of anonymous perverts because you're a worthless whore and I want to treat you like a worthless whore

its called rolling idiot

Winnnnnner

What do you like most about sucking dick?

OP here. No-one's responded yet. Will leave phone and thread open while I go help my housemate. Will resume once I get back. Either keep thread alive or I'll make new one

You in the San Francisco bay area, OP?

I love you xxxxxxoxox

Wasted

Update op

checked. quads are strong in this thread.

to the next chick

hey would you want to go to the movies tonight? then after we cuddle I can take you out under the stars and brutally ass rape you to the point where your asshole has been ripped into your vagina. we won't need any lube because your ass-blood will work wonders.

Huge waste

Girl let me ring ding ding your ring ding ding dong

Quite literally, no-one has responded. Rip laid dreams

Bump.

I'd like to paint you green and spank you like a naughty avacado

reroll for
I'd like to paint you green and spank you like a naughty avacado

This is worthy of a reroll.