Hey Sup Forums dubs decides get me laid edition. (I've got a huge backlog of matches so I'll change if they don't respond)
Hey Sup Forums dubs decides get me laid edition...
sup niggger are you into kidnapping?
*tiptoes close to you* Hello there m'lady *hides behind a bush*
i fucking hate your eyebrows
You may not understand this but i want to watch you put chicken eggs in your vagina and plop them out. I want you to name each one after popes then take them all and make them pope hats out of paper, make them small wooden boats and put them out to sea.
shieeettttt
Top kek winrar
" your hair is gay. You'll never see my willy"
yu
"You like to be raped pretty fucking hard?"
*teleports behind you*
Took a shit and everything about my phone crashed. Winrar
While we wait, dubs decides this one.
im going to kill myself if you don't reply.
Got damn ma what that shitter do?
Why haven't we fucked yet?
reroollllllllll
for this
do you agree that we should put all of the niggers in camps?
roll
Hi. You free for coffee tonight?
Quads
Checked!!!!
winrar
Quads demands it
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Too kek!
Hallo *looks shy*
I-I think you look quite beautiful *tips fedora*
It would be an honour to lick your fartbox m'lady... So... May I? Please? Pretty Please?
Well, there goes my dating career.
Winter!
lul
I missed this one. kek
That's amazing
OP did notice this, will put to a different girl.
I have STD and all I need is U.
Ask for buses
You buy coffee. I will supply the cream
...
Checked
*nudes.... or buses.... I fucking love buses
hey just saying that this isn't a real picture of me, i live in my mom's basement eating cheetos and browse on a imageboard of my little pony fans
Come on atleast one of the three has to reply
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winrar
Nah mate, dreams are rip
"Samefag. Send her everything in the quotes if this gets dubs faggot"
>boards.Sup Forums.org/b/thread/711690747#top
I'm ising you for the amusement of anonymous perverts because you're a worthless whore and I want to treat you like a worthless whore
its called rolling idiot
Winnnnnner
What do you like most about sucking dick?
OP here. No-one's responded yet. Will leave phone and thread open while I go help my housemate. Will resume once I get back. Either keep thread alive or I'll make new one
You in the San Francisco bay area, OP?
I love you xxxxxxoxox
Wasted
Update op
checked. quads are strong in this thread.
to the next chick
hey would you want to go to the movies tonight? then after we cuddle I can take you out under the stars and brutally ass rape you to the point where your asshole has been ripped into your vagina. we won't need any lube because your ass-blood will work wonders.
Huge waste
Girl let me ring ding ding your ring ding ding dong
Quite literally, no-one has responded. Rip laid dreams
Bump.
I'd like to paint you green and spank you like a naughty avacado
reroll for
I'd like to paint you green and spank you like a naughty avacado
This is worthy of a reroll.