Ask a ferret anything

Ask a ferret anything.

how did you learn english?

How do you eat pussy?

lots of practice

i was neutered at birth, i dont see the appeal honestly.

The Two most important questions of human history when dealing with uncommon beings.

What is best in life?

do your parents know you're gay?

Who's a good boy?

best what? best food? hot cheetos bro.

I dont remember my parents, i was neutered at birth, i dont have attraction to anything.

me :)

Can ferrets suck their own dicks?

not only that, i can fold my self into a pretzel and suck it upside down.

Why the Fuck do you little shits flip around like like a long rat on cocaine? It makes me want to punt you into a wall.

Tits or GTFO

are u fluffy or not?
where did you gut ur laptop?

Is it possible to fit my entire donger up your ferret poophole?

in general, no
yours probably would fit fine though

because you faggots are always trying to observe and hold us when we just want to screw around and steal cool stuff. mind your call of duty plebo

kinda fluffy, i wish i was fluffier. i got it for christmas.

no, why would u do that to a guy ferret? faggot.

what do ferrets eat ? are they doing wintersleep?

Quit stealing my cigarettes you nigger

beef, candy, alcohol, soda, catfood- you know, the usual.
no its just me and my brother chillin

thats not a question, learn to read niggerhead.

can you nut

Why the fuck do you always smell? Take a shower you degenerate.