>Be me
>26 year old Britfag
>It's my birthday this week
>I just can't carry on anymore
>I seem to suffer these bursts of unbearable depression
>I've resigned to the fact I'm a screw up in life
>The only reason I haven't killed myself is because I know it would devastate my parents
>Just got into a huge argument with them
Sup Forumsros, talk me in/out of it. Best methods?
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Engine coolant.
It's surprisingly sweet and you'll just drift to sleep.
Or fentanyl overdose
get an apprenticeship and move on with your life faggot.
Create a strict routine and stick to it. Start writing a book, exercising, drawing. Socialising helps too. Don't take the pussy way out
>You know me
I have a top tier degree and I have a great job in brokerage. Guess what, dickhead? Money doesn't make you happy.
Next
Go to therapy you fucking dipshit. Stop feeling so fucking sorry for yourself and get some help. You're not special, many people have your disease, and you can live with it just fine. Just stop being such a whiny little bitch.
Why is it the pussy way out? Seriously, I'm not trolling or arguing. Why do people see it that way?
>top tier degree
>screw up
pick one. stop being a faggot.
I'm not feeling sorry for myself. I want to kill myself. Jesus Christ learn how to read.
Because it takes more than a degree and a job to be a success and find happiness. I wish I'd learned that a long time ago.
The only decent advice here so far, thank you
Google it instead of crying for attention you fucking twat
boohoo woe is me my life is so shit waaaaah, you know what do kill yourself we need less faggots like you.
get urself some benzos and u will be fine ... add some codeine and u will be even better
where in uk are u from
Yes you do pussy. You want to kill yoruself because you're fucking boohooing all the time.
>unbearable depression
>I'm a screw up
>can't carry on
Fucking cry more or do something about it faggot.
because you quit like a pussy, instead of dealing with the problems
more like, the way you choose to deal with the problems is by killing the weakest thing, and you see yourself as the weakest thing, not the problem that is causing you trouble
People always think they might as well kill themselves, no one will care. If they actually gathered some courage and talked to someone they might see someone cares and their problems aren't so serious. But what the fuck do I know
Carbon monoxide
Just burn a bunch of charcoal in an enclosed space
>Be depressed
>quit life
>make parents depressed
Well done faggot, you selfish fuck. I feel bad for your parents.
Implying money Doesn't buy you happiness.
Kill Muslims instead and die a hero.
Get a hobby faggot. Something you enjoy learning to do.
Exactly, most people would rather just eliminate the problem, and if you see yourself as the problem it's kind of like a negative feedback loop
As someone in a similar situation: It doesn't matter. It's only life. Either you enjoy it, then live it. Or you don't, then don't.
Suicide is only a big deal because the church made it one in the dark ages because if they didn't condemn it, all the poor fucks would have killed themselves en masse.
Your parents will still be devastated though, argument or not.
And if you have money, then you have every opportunity to make life enjoyable, depression or not.
And like someone said, if you have a great degree and job, you can't be that much of a screw up so it does sound a bit like you're prone to overreacting.
It's an anonymous board, are you fucking retarded?
I've already googled it, fuckface. All I get is a bunch of sjw sites talking about not killing yourself and shit advice.
... that's what I'm doing. Keep up you fucking retard.
Cheers. Essex, but lived in the midlands for a while.
Believe me when I say this. I have tried for years. I have got therapy. I have been to counselling. I have changed my girlfriends, house, job, education, clothes, car, career, everything. I have done everything including pills and I still can't escape the void staring back at me. Waking up at 3am in cold sweats and feeling like there is a weight on my chest stopping me from getting out of bed. It doesn't stop.
So do I.
It doesn't.
See long response above
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Use some mushrooms. They are amazing anti-depressants
Girl in OP's pic?
you may not think you feel sorry for yourself, but you sure as fuck want other people to feel sorry for you. this is a cry for attention. and maybe a not so subtle cry for help. Go see a therapists and work through your childhood issues and stop thinking we care that you're a twat.
My friend killed himself last year. Everyone i know's life was ruined for a long time. People started drinking - 2-3 even considered suicide themselves for some time. But then everything falls back in to place sort of. So its safe, go ahead. I hope you make a decision that's good for you.
>I have changed my girlfriends, house, job, education, clothes, car, career, everything.
>I have changed some materialistic details and the colour of my prison walls, so I've tried everything
Eh you're an idiot, I feel silly for having taken the time to give you advice.
Try being 26 with an 8th grade education and no job experience, pussy.
>boohoo guise can you give me advice?
>gets advice
>no you are stupid waaaaaa
Yeah ok kiddo, off yourself already then.
I've gone to an anonymous image board for advice about killing myself. Nobody knows who I am. How is this a cry for help? Go on, try to stop me. Idiot.
This isn't the only thread, y'know. You don't have to be here.
Well, I'm asking in earnest. What haven't I tried?
I'd rather not.
>Believe me when I say this. I have tried for years. I have got therapy. I have been to counselling. I have changed my girlfriends, house, job, education, clothes, car, career, everything. I have done everything including pills and I still can't escape the void staring back at me. Waking up at 3am in cold sweats and feeling like there is a weight on my chest stopping me from getting out of bed. It doesn't stop.
I have no job, no friends, no gf, no car, no house (living with parents)
get on my level faggot
your "void" sounds like heaven to me
Like 2 of those things are materialistic
I'd say his home environment, gf, family etc are all pretty important when it comes to achieving happiness
Do what you feel is right for you
But if you pussy out of this life you better leave a gruesome corpse
You better make that coroner reevalute his life choices and start on a long journey of alcoholism and self harm
You better Off yourself in such a fucked up way that the autopsy report only says "wtf?"
You better not waste your one chance
If you don't like something , you don't have to do it , find something you want to do
I'm sorry to hear about your situation, but the point I'm making is that I have all that and I still feel a crushing depression.
I'm not complaining about my life, I'm terrified that I've worked hard to get all the things that other people have and it's still left me bitterly miserable and empty inside.
I would trade places with you if it meant being happy.
This is a very good point. Might as well go out with a bang.
if you actually had your 'top tier" degree in brokerage than doing research for more than 30 seconds on the internet is literally your day job. You're here because you want a discussion about killing yourself to help you reconcile your own internal conflict. Not all "cries for help" are actually someone calling the suicide hotline. sometimes its something pathetic like this.
if you wanna end your life, at least make the world better for the people that will remain here
kill as many bankers as you can before the government shoots you down
go down in a blaze of fire
trading places with me wouldnt make you happy for sure, but maybe could make you see that the place you are in is not so bad as you think it is
>Well, I'm asking in earnest. What haven't I tried?
A different philosophy, for starters. Your world still revolves around being what other people want you to be, around status and the likes.
You're a broker? No shit you're fucking depressed and stare into the void. Go save the tigers from extinction. Or at least say fuck status and reputation. Embrace a good cause, or embrace hedonism, or embrace nihilism. But if your idea of changing things up is changing your car, you're pretty fucking stupid.
You can't get a degree in brokerage. Do you even know what brokerage is? Inb4 stock trader, because I'm not
>You're here because you want a discussion about killing yourself to help you reconcile your own internal conflict.
The hint was in the "talk me in/out" of it part.
Did you ever think that I'm feeling so dead inside I at least want to genuinely discuss it with somewhere that's been a solace to me for the past 8 year?
No doubt, objectively, I guess it is. But if my life is so great then what am I doing wrong?! Why do I feel this way? Why do I still feel empty?
Drugs.
No, seriously. Go to a shrink and get yourself on drugs. I'm on a course of ADD meds to treat my ADD, which went undiagnosed for all of my teenage life, and resulted in me being a school fuckup even though I did college level work as a freshman.
My parents both said, "wow, you're doing amazing now, must have just been a phase" this weekend, and I sat them down and detailed how badly they failed me by pretending it was just me being a dick and punishing me for my failures - that could have been avoided had they just fucking paid attention.
My mom said, "well, we didn't want you to have the stigma of being medicated as a child". And this from the woman who takes Valium for her "headaches", which are essentially her inability to deal with any conflict whatsoever.
Bitch canceled her paper subscription last year because she didn't like reading all the nasty news.
Screw your parents, chuckles. Do what you need to do to get right for YOU. If you're staying alive for them, you're doing it wrong. Stay alive for you.
Fucking this.
Have you ever in your life even done anything for someone other than yourself? You sound like a selfish cunt.
oh we never said your life is great
just that you have the means available to have a good life, but for some reason you are not doing that, or dont see how to do that
Id whip my dick and out get hard
Slit my wrists
Then hang myself out the window
Shit would be fucking beautiful man
Why you wanna off yourself man you probably already said but ah well
Firstly, I have done a lot of good for people in my life.
Secondly, I agree with you. I don't think you quite get what I'm saying. Most mornings I wake up in a cold sweat. I look in the mirror and don't even recognise the sad sack looking back at me. I question why I'm here every day. I can't stomach food.
I would love nothing more than to be a philanthropist or to do great things. This isn't a case of me being selfish. I am in pain. Like as if part of my leg has been shaved off by a chainsaw. I am in constant pain and all I want is it to stop.
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Get the fuck outta here with your made up shit man fuck
Just get stoned holy fuck
Focus on a job or school
youtube.com
Dont get stoned OP theres a good chance itll make shit worse
Take some mushies or some MDMA
this. you won't stop being depressed but at least you'll be content with the situation. as long as you stocked up on candy bars
How does one become a hedonist
Scratch what I said about us being in a similar situation, you're really just whiny.
>I would love to do good things
>But then I'd have to stop working as a broker
>I can't stomach food
>Somehow I am still alive tho jk
>I question why I'm here every day
>Even though every kid learns in 9th grade that there is no answer to that question unless you create the answer yourself
And wait until you have an actual sickness that puts you in pain. It puts a lot of shit into perspective.
You're never more free than when you've given up on everything. You could go do whatever you want. And I guarantee that saving baby animals somewhere while eating exotic fruit and getting a bunch of locals pregnant feels better than being a broker in the UK. But you haven't actually given up on anything, you still want to be what society tells you to be.
check'd and kek'd
Sounds like you've already decided, thing is to make it look like an accident so it doesn't fuck up your parents too much.
>Research skydiving training
>Do a bunch of tandem jumps until you're qualified to go solo
> Do 3 or 4 solo jumps
> Do another jump
> Don't pull cord
> Die
The other thing is, if you hate what you do, look for a way to change or modify what you do for a living to be something else. You're a broker? That parlays into other careers, and if you have depression or stress anxiety in your life, changing your career to a similar vein or a different industry can make all the difference. I was an on-site technical engineering support lead for years and had major anxiety and stress because I worked in a high risk, low reward environment.
One day I had a breakdown after an 88 hour workweek...on Thuesday. It started at 2AM on Monday morning, and I cracked at 8 pm on Wednesday and said fuck it.
After that, I decided what I was doing wasn't worth the slightly higher money I was making, refused to work over 45 hours in a week, and got three certifications in project management. Now I design solar power installations for wealthy idiots who can't do math and realize that I'm building them systems with abysmal ROI - but hey, they're "carbon neutral" even though the panels are shipped from China and their all electric vehicles are made in factories powered by coal.
I'm happier doing what I do now, I took a 20% pay cut, but I lost 50lbs, my hair is no longer dropping out, I have time for a girlfriend, and I can do things for myself instead of hiring people to clean my house. Hell, I haven't eaten takeout in a month and I make every meal I eat from scratch.
I have TIME. I have the ability to think clearly. And all it took was me blowing up like a lunatic because I believed I had to chase the path laid out for me by other people.
So don't think about other people's needs, OP. You are not responsible for your parents' happiness. You're responsible for your own.
OP here.
Making this thread was clearly a mistake.
Thanks for all the laughs over the years.
Keep it real.
Someone's under the age of 18...
And it sure as fuck ain't me, faggot.
Come back when your life experiences consist of more than just getting mumsy to make you your tendies
The main point against hedonism is that it doesn't work for everyone and that it will leave some people feeling empty, alone and without a deeper purpose.
But if you're already at that point, then throwing conventions over board and throwing yourself into jetskiing and sex and drugs isn't going to make anything worse.
And in the best case, it gives you a better idea of what you actually chase. Maybe you just want a real relationship, maybe a family, maybe you want to make the world a better place, maybe you just want to be a recluse and read or play games.
The point is that when your alternative is to kill yourself, you can try all these things. I'm not at that point yet. And neither is OP, except he pretends he is.
What about getting a kid? People always say their life focus switch to their kids when they get one. Perhaps it will be your epiphany or it'll help.
No, it wasn't.
Paying attention to the American faggots sneaking on Sup Forums when they're supposed to be paying attention in middle school is a mistake.
I'm here, OP. I'm the solar guy, and I'd be happy to give you advice. Just ignore the idiots saying KYS, because all they want you to do is what they did by voting for Trump.
The people who want you to jump around the monkey cage for their entertainment aren't worth dealing with - personally or professionally.
As a parent of a suicide I can tell you you will take your parents and any siblings down with you. Their pain will go on for ever and affect everything they do and though she took her life, and ours in a way, we dont regret creating her.
>And in the best case, it gives you a better idea of what you actually chase
Really? Because that's pretty much where I'm at, I don't know what I want to do with myself
Like i try to think of things that I think will make me happy, but I really don't fucking know
It changed mine, for certain. But that's like getting another full-time job. And like I said earlier, kids aren't responsible for their parents' happiness.
So if you have a kid expecting that kid to make you happy, you're being THAT dickhead.
>because all they want you to do is what they did by voting for Trump.
Make America great again?
Enlist jackass. It'll fix everything. Plus military life is a breeze.
I hope nobody has to go through the pain you've been through
Tour the world. Maybe you'll find something you want to do in the process, and it'll pass the time.
Watch the shiteating monkey fuck up everything around them for shits, giggles, and the Lulz.
> Dont kill yourself
> You must be a SJW
Jesus fucking christ.
Seriously though OP get some antidepressants you nigger. Regardless of what cunts on this website will tell you chronic depression is a DISEASE and can be treated quite well with medicine.
Brum by any chance?
Seriously, you've found yourself this low and you've not decided to go on a crazy adventure..?
Set yourself a ridiculous challenge and try it.
Worst that happens you die anyway?
Wrestle a bear.
Fight a shark.
Kill Clinton.
Fucking stop being such a self loathing piece of shit, you're better than this.
You fucking n'wah
Why would you kill yourself when there are so many more attractive ways to abandon your life?
This.
Bitching about SJW telling you not to do something shows you have a lot of shit to work through.
Frankly, killing yourself says you weren't capable of working though your shit.
Hell, I have a friend whose dad beat the shit out of him daily from the age of nine to fifteen, whose mother said he raped his sister (she lied, it was his dad, which came out in court when their dad was arrested for sexually assaulting a teenage girl), and who had so much of a shitty hand dealt with depression and physical issues from his abuse he barely survived his 20s - oh, and he has cerebral palsy, diabetes, and survived cancer three times so far (brain, skin, and bone cancer).
And if that guy can make it so can you.
If that guy can make it
not op - I did something similar to this maybe a year ago: Ive felt so much happier since
Im 20 and have lived more of an adult life than a lot of the people here
I could prove a bit of it but whats the point youre only gunna deny it and whine like the bitch you were raised as.
ADD and ADHD are just made up disorders to dose energetic children with stimulants rather than engage them in the way they need
Its the same with my ODD
when you have nothing to loose you have everything to gain
No getting paralysed or jailed for life etc would be much worse than death
>make your way up to Soho
>grab some extasy
>?
>profit
>unbearably depressed fuck up
well, at least you have gotten so low as to post on an imageboard begging for advice from anonymous pedophiles, degenerates, NEETS, and other deplorables.
Stop being a little bitch and go see a doctor, tell your parents exactly how you feel, how else are they supposed to take you seriously and get you help? Stop whining and get your own shit together.
If that was even remotely how depression worked then no-one would be depressed.
Read up on it.
Can you go into more detail? What did you do
mimimi my life sucks, i dont have work, gf, money, mimimi...
WTF fagget, move ur ass.
The best thing you can do,is to learn to enjoy the pains of life and get satisfaction from being in pain and just relieve yourself in the thought that you wont live long anyway you have about 40 years,why not enjoy ruining other peoples lives in the bussines sector fuck money go out of your way to leave people jobless and busted this is what i do,i know im worthless piece of shit but i do relieve myself upon the thought that i dominated my superviser spread rumors and replaced him plus i got hold of his nudes and spread them around it's a small town and everybody knows he can't get a job and is miserable
If you have money and are too fucking spoiled to have that make you happy you deserve misery.
I hope you go blind and have your dick cut off.
>bank balance effects mental health
Great
Maybe pick a craft and strive to become a master. It can be anything even vidya. If you don't find satisfaction just kill yourself.
Of course it does you stupid sack of shit.
Go hungry for a few weeks and tell me it doesn't.
People like you should be Zyklon B'd out of existence.
Get a girlfriend (who loves you)
Good goyim
basicaly the first step was to realise how much of a worthless peice of shit i am (really not hard for me), realise my life would never have any neglegible effect, truly understood and followed nihilism - this basicaly allowed me to actualy build on my self and all that crap : and i am literaly shit- so i can only improve.
just my retardation - probably wont help
Demons on your shoulder. Coercing you to constantly keep lowering yourself to their very low vibration levels, and eventually get you to finally kill yourself because they know that you'll be theirs to torment forever. You are under demonic attack. Extreme demonic attack. And you are so easily susceptible to these attacks because, more likely, you are not religious in any way. Do not give in to their compromise. Seek positive vibrations and higher vibes. Get out of your cave of darkness so that you will feel a little better. Depression is fine sometimes, because it makes you aware of what you lack and motivates you to work towards gaining it. Obsessing over your depression however is unhealthy. Higher vibes. Positive vibrations.
>not eating makes you feel worse
No shit retard
Now explain how op having more money is going to make him better when he clearly has necessities like food already covered, and I'll tell you why you're wrong
Seriously though. If you have the financial ability to live like a hedonist and even THAT won't make you happy, then I gotta break it to you: happiness is impossible for you. Period.
You genuinely are better off dead, and the rest of us are better off without you. Including and especially those who love you. Nobody wants to be around someone for whom happiness is impossible.
You really think they'll be more upset to not have you around anymore than have to listen to your bitching, watch your moping, or worse your disingenuous "I'm fine"?
Make this easy. Just exit. It'll be doing everyone, yes even you, a big favor.
Have you considered depression is an illness where you can become disconnected from your emotions and be unable to feel happiness regardless of how much money you have and what you spend it on