Everyone. Let us take our time and pray to the all powerful flying spaghetti monster

Everyone. Let us take our time and pray to the all powerful flying spaghetti monster.

Mother fucker here on /b we worship the Jesus

Midgets not allowed.

Manlets, FSM aka God doesn't love you.

He boiled for your sins. Let him touch you with his noodley appendage

The Jizz'n us true. Oh, wholy semen, coming forth and granting bliss, we shall bring you to faces of the world. Semen!

This is now a Deus Vult thread
DEUS VULT

Flying Spaghetti Monster thread is now Fluffy Sketti Monster thread.

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I piss on his balls

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Meatball meatball, spaghetti underneath, rigatoni ravioli noodles and beef, Ramen!

I thought Kek was the new deity of choice for Sup Forums...or was is just Sup Forums?

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Let him touch us all with his noodley appendage.

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Das it mane

Newfag alert

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You are wrong, the midgets are more loved because they get touched more by his noodly appendage.

RAmen.

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Heal us spaghetti monster!

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Flying cookie monster?