PROVE YOU ARE WHITE

PROVE YOU ARE WHITE

i Start


I voted for TRUMP
I have colored Tattoos

i got a small cock

I shop at Walmart

I make fun of minorities on a Finnish steampunk picture framing website.

I watch NASCAR

I own a lifted truck

I like to get faded and call it " wine tasting "

i have dubs

I wear Teva sandals and shorts in January

I have good credit
>812 high, 781 mid

I am married to my baby momma and raising my child

I'm currently wearing work boots

I own a Discover card

i have a career.

Does Italian count as white?

I bleached my hair in the late 90's

I listen to 105.1FM The Blaze

Yeah you're just an ugly "white"

KYS

My dad is also my uncle

I wear a cell phone holster

Me and my dad just had a nice conversation with a police officer

My older brother is a Juggalo

I'm a good programmer.
My biggest goal in life is making a moderate amount of money without having to work my ass off as a debt slave and then pursuing all my other goals

>Does Italian count as white?
Meeh, it'll pass but on the line.

I value integrity and have self respect.

I'm 37 and I till wear DC skate shoes.

I am 6ft and 7In
Those are 2 different measures.

I make tacos with the store bought hard shells.

My Escalade doesn't have 26" rims. Also, the payments are not 7/8 of my income.

I AM a Juggalo.

I haven't had sex :/

Poor guy

I know my dad

I'm an ayy lmao

I only buy GM cars that are made in Mexico.

I'm educated.

I can solve this equation

My parents were married before my mom got pregnant
My parents stayed married
My dad has a job
My parents buy new cars
I speak proper English
I don't listen to rap
I don't think mac and cheese is a holiday delicacy
I don't need to put hot sauce on dinner to disguise how low-quality the food is
My mother cooks with more spices than salt, pepper, and tabasco
I have never stolen anything
When I get in fights my 14 friends don't jump the other guy from behind first
I don't think a lottery ticket is an investment

I smoke my cannabis out of a glass pipe.

I dont like watermelon nor cool-aid and my first time having sex was with my cousin

I enjoy Michael Bay movies.

I went to college, have a good job, and I voted for Trump

I make a mean ass casserole.

I never stole a bike

I order mild spice at restaurants.

My favorite musical artist is frank sinatra

Over nine thousand

i still do impressions of the lead singer of creed to this day

I'm middle aged and wear football jerseys of my favorite black guy.

I'm 25, divorced, with no kids and my own house.

I find Ann Coulter as definite wifey material.

I fap to wifey videos

I am black

I have a dad

I go out and actually purchase televisions during a flood.

I make bbq's every weekend and my sons name's brian

Pink nipples
Savings account
Pay taxes
Do not collect welfare
No bastard children

I have an education and have a decent paying job as a result

401k.
pays taxes.
all of my guns are registered.
Homeowner.

My name is Westley, and when I asked my dad why they added the "T" instead of just naming me Wesley he said because Wesley is a name for blacks.

im going to a private college with a very pricey computer that I bought

I like to watch my wife getting fucked by another guy.

I don't even know what faded means!

I belong to British aristocracy.

You mean your parents bought you. If your parents didn't buy it for you then you wouldn't be white

>bought
meant i didnt steal it
>parents
grandparents actually

I spend time with my son. My infant has been to a chiropractor.

I voted for Trump and I'm not white.

I know the basics of both chemistry and physics, and can do kind of advanced maths

I got into Harvard without affirmative action.

are you orange