Mike "You're in for a shock if you stroke the cock" Pence

Mike "You're in for a shock if you stroke the cock" Pence
Mike "into sodomy? Have a lobotomy." Pence
Mike "turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike "if you like guy on guy then you should fry" Pence
Mike "suck the cock, take the shock" pence
Mike "1000 volts through your spleen if you like peen" Pence
Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence
Mike "electrocute the gays, prepare for end of days" Pence

Eric?

Nah its mike "fry the faggots then feed them to maggots" pence

bump

Mike "take it in the ass and get gassed" Pence

Mike "if men make you jerk it, you complete the circuit" Pence

Mike "Like men? Crank it up to 10" Pence

Mike Enjoy the schlong? Your sentence is long" Pence

Mike "rapidly dying meme" Pence

Mike "You gobble the cock enjoy your cell block" Pence

Mike "electroshock your thirst for cock" Pence

wait, our future VP is rapidly dying?
what is his ailment?!

Mike "orlando commando" pence

Mike "I'll eventually get busted with a 13 year old boy in the back of my el Dorado who will have somehow fell over the seats and landed face first on my erection as I parked the car" Pence

Hard to say for sure, but he's obviously getting old fast.

AIDs

ITT: faggots who are going to get BTFO this term

LOL this
these right-wing hypocrites are secretly on the dick so predictably you can set your watch by it

Is this a joel gertner reference?

Mike "I'll partner with Trump so I can sit on his hump" Pence

Mike "total fucking piece of shit" Pence