My psycho girlfriend put a fucking safety razor blade in my fleshlight.
She put it all the way in, at the very bottom and positioned it so that I would cut the head of my dick in half. I honestly don't know want to do. I'm afraid that if I go to the hospital, my girlfriend will get into trouble. It will be difficult to explain. We have a kid together.
The head of my penis is currently cut in half. It's not bleeding as much any more. If I don't go to the hospital, I'll be deformed for life. If I go the hospital, my child's mother will probably go to jail .
holy shit google searched this image and nothing found.
Get your ass to the fucking hospital man.
Now.
Isaac Ward
use duct tape, im just kidding GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU FUCKING CUCK TO HELL WITH YOUR BITCH AND HER FUCKING KID WAKE UP
Lincoln Ross
Go to the hospital and don't press charges, say it was an accident or something?
Hunter Gutierrez
cut it fully off, and stop shit posting on Sup Forums
James Reyes
Honestly, you should leave it split in half.
It feels really fucking good after it heals.
Owen White
If the story your telling is true it doesn't matter if the childs mother is in jail because she is legitimately psychotic and should not be anywhere near anyone's kid.
Evan Ramirez
Everything will work out. Just please get to the hospital and get that cunt arrested. We're here for you, man
Nolan Turner
>this bitch cut my penis in half >better just post on Sup Forums, don't want my kids mom to go to jail Top cuck
John Thompson
Errrr I just reversed imaged it and nothing came up so assuming this is real...
I would just put Giant Hogweed sap on her dildo/vibrator and let that be revenge, but as a wise man once said, "Annihalate your enemy".
Murder your daughter and frame it on the wife. Then before she goes to prison, rape her with your deformed cock.
Easton Scott
dude go to the hospital fuck your girlfriend
Gabriel Young
Yeah let's just let ops psychotic cunt of a wife get away with that.
Oliver Richardson
>"Just got my dick cut in half. Better go on Sup Forums."
Cameron Roberts
Time Stamp Faggot.
Sage goes in all fields for shit posts
Daniel Perez
>You are really going to defend someone who could have killed you by allowing you to bleed to death over using a sex toy.
I know this a bait thread, but come on. At least make this shit half decent.
Brody Garcia
>If I go the hospital, my child's mother will probably go to jail .
better then letting her murder your kid
Justin Harris
Go to the hospital. If your wife would do shit like this to you there's no telling what a terrible influence she is on your kid
Colton Davis
THis, she deserves to go to jail.
Aiden Adams
Go to the hospital right now! Fuck that crazy bitch
Blake Ross
Well played, user!
Brayden Lee
OP here
I have decided to not go to the hospital because I don't want my girlfriend to go to jail
I'll just use ducktape and superglue and let the dick heal on it's own
Besides what can of prick would I be to do that to my girlfriend?
Nathan Reyes
Timestamp with dick blood or fake and gay
Grayson Fisher
Show pics of how you know that.
Isaiah Jackson
unless you think you need stitches i would't go to the fucking hospital, that is going to cost so much fucking money. just get in a bathtub and clean it off, maybe peroxide idk, wrap it in gauze and put a sock over it and tape the sock around your dick maybe? idk that what i did when my dog stepped on broken glass at the lake, taped a sock on his paw around some gauze.
Dominic Richardson
just go to hospital u fucking retard
Gavin Gomez
/thread
Xavier Campbell
not op so kys
Noah Ward
I love you. You should birth my manbabies.
Xavier Mitchell
I know there is no way he just resized the image
Ethan Powell
I wanna see your bloody keyboard user. I won't buy in until then. I can bring the lulz, so we could run this thread way up.
Kevin Wood
definitely not op
Cameron Cook
this, quads spoken
Aiden Bennett
haha pussy whipped
Dominic Perry
>seriously injured >first reaction >tell Sup Forums >bleeding out >waiting for keks >keks get dubs >goes to the hospital finally >have to amputate my peker >say fuck it and get sex change >start taking estrogen and progestin >grow boobs >actually nice boobs >post a trap thread with my own OC >get double keks
why the fuck is the name of that image april 1994?
Justin Howard
Go to the hospital and say you put a razor blade in your fleshlight as a dare and fucking forgot. Stop being a stupid piece of shit and fix your dick.
Cooper King
I hope to god this is bullshit op, for your sake at least
Aaron Ross
go to the hospital you fucking beta!!!! what the fuck is wrong with you? the fucking bitch tried to cut your DICK OFF!!!!
O F F OFF FUCKING TRIED TO CUT IT OFF GET RID OF THE PSYCHO AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!
Josiah Stewart
>No green text I don't believe you
Blake Cooper
says the guy with no gf
Jeremiah Russell
This.
Timestamp or gtfo
Ayden Hernandez
Blablabla here's the important question: Will you have a cock like the tounge of a snake now? If so, whats OPs superhero name
Hudson Turner
We need to fight the root of your problem.You tried to fuck a fleshlight
Luke Flores
I don't own a flashlight, but if I ever do I'm checking that shit EVERY time. Thanks op.
Ethan Jackson
>can't feel the bait
Easton Gomez
I ain't making this shit up
It hurts like a motherfucker but I don't want her to go to jail nor do I want my child to be without a mother so I'm definitely going to just use superglue and ducktape to hold it together
Not a beta faggot
Isaac Howard
>muh girlfriend muh girlfriend >my dick is literally split in half >but muh girlfriend >we have a kid >i don't want her to go to jail, EVEN THOUGH SHE FUCKING CUT MY DICK IN HALF >maybe if i don't think about the pain, it'll heal faster
jesus fucking christ you stupid fuck. maybe you should just sit there and bleed out
Aaron Hernandez
RIP OP
John Bennett
Sounds about as dumb as OP.
Tear down this shit thread.
Grayson Torres
ban this guy
Henry Miller
Just searched for that image, Google thinks its a fucking mouth. You should go to the hospital.
Michael Stewart
No one else is gonna say it? Holy shit op you have huge balls!
Michael Wright
Op here
I didn't post this
Austin Brooks
This. This is Sup Forums.
Jack Rodriguez
the fuck is wrong with you
Jaxson Anderson
your girlfriend is a crazy bitch. if one day she gets pissed at you she may give your kids bleach and it wold be your fault. Go to the docter or never have sex again and yes your wife will use that to cheat on you
Zachary Robinson
THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT THE CLEAR ONE
Matthew Brooks
I agree with this notion, the inquiry is submitted and must be accepted to preserve legitimacy here.
Jayden Garcia
ANACOCKDA
Joshua Turner
But... Why did she do it. Nor justified in anyway but was there a reason she wanted to castrate you or ....?????
Christian Murphy
>take some pain killers pal >clean the cut one or two times a day > do -pic related- and you will be ok good luck
Joshua Rogers
post moar pics op
Austin Jenkins
Tape it up. If it gets septic, see a doctor.
Brody King
>believes everything in green text. Kek!
Tyler Martin
What are you ? Gay ?
Asher Williams
sit there until it heals
CUCKBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Zachary Watson
Go to the fucking hospital, god fucking dammit fuck your wife what a crazy bitch.
Robert Gomez
Timestamp or GTFO.
Hudson Watson
Somewhere somehow sliced dicks are a fetish
Luis Jackson
Wait, who took the picture ?
Evan Richardson
Post more cock damage pics. Timestamp down shaft!
This is hot as fuck. I love fapping to penile mutilation. Moooaaaar!
Luis Allen
Pic with time stamp
Gabriel Rivera
Give another pic from a different angle.
Jeremiah Hall
FUXCKING HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THAT SHIT GO TO THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHE FUCKING HOSPITAL NOW FUCKING DO IT DONT BE A FUCKING BITCH YOUR DICK WILL DIE
Brandon Wilson
[spoiler]his kid[/spoiler]
Jayden Cooper
Nice dubs
Cockosnekion
Henry Watson
...
Daniel Robinson
Can't wait until she does something even more dangerous to your kid. Remember this day as the day you could have made a choice to change the future and the outcome of all of this.
Lincoln James
>Wait, who took the picture ?
Busted!
Brandon Phillips
i thought my girl was cucking me bc she postponed plans 3 weeks in a row. but this? holy shit OP. i'd rather see my girl once a month than have a kid with a cock killer.
fuck, go to the hospital and put her in jail. also move states probably bc she is obviously crazy enough to track you down
Jack Barnes
Put the mom in jail moron. She has mental issues. What race is she?
Josiah Turner
His kid
;)
Ryan Gray
Kek!
Juan Brooks
OP is lying sack of shit. If real he would have bled out by now
Ethan Ortiz
>what do ?
stop posting lies and fiction on Sup Forums fcking faggot
Dylan Carter
>Besides what can of prick would I be to do that to my girlfriend?
A bisected one ?
Chase Wilson
>Somewhere somehow sliced dicks are a fetish
They are to me.....now.
Nolan Taylor
>cock killer
Chase Martin
What the fuck those balls?
Isaac Lewis
>cock killer.
I love that song!
Chase Murphy
this man asking the important questions is she more into nascar, formula 1 or what?
Jacob Hall
>Hogweed >Inside vagina Gonna have to add some sunlight into that equation or it won't do much.
Ryan Ramirez
DID YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HERE MMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE GO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HOSPITAL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM DAN
Ryan Reed
>>dick cut in half >>asks Sup Forums what to do
Just cut the other part in half too and nobody will ever notice that there is something wrong with it
Medfag here If you aren't going to the hospital, which I dont recommend, you should try to get a Foley catheter and put it on for at least 2 weeks. Your penis probably wll need some stitching, ut if you can try to get both parts together they may join by themselves, but only if you get a foley inside your urethra. Go to the hospital and say that you were trying some weird fetish and you ended up cutting your penis
Nathaniel Jenkins
Home penectomies are a thing. Tie it off, whack it off, flush down shitter, go to hospital and tell them you are a conflicted faggot and cut it off yourself.
