Describe Your Quarterback Using a Spongebob Quote

>I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

that's pretty dark for a children's cartoon

But that's not Romo

>dark

That's not only dark, it's downright morbidly obese

>"At least I'm safe inside my mind"

RG3 gonna get one for the Land tho

"Well it might be stupid, but it's also dumb."

>"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"

BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD

That's a good one.

>Cleveland smells...good!

>“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material”

I'm Dirty Dan.

>“Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!”

>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Eli Manning has to be the greatest QB to ever play that has failed to garner anyone's respect

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

"My leg"

>"The inner mechanations of my mind are an inigma."

>"I Drive. Thats what I do"

“Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.”

"Can I say that quarterbacks from Texas are dumb?"

MY LEEEEGGGG
>vikings

F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium... bombs!
N is for no survivors when you-

"Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”

That actually works on the team because Gary barnidge

THATS THE JOKE
THANKS FOR THE (You)

Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

>Firmly grasp it in your hand

>implying I didn't just do it for the you

“Hey Patrick what am I now?”

"Uh...stupid?"

“No! I’m Texas!"

"What's the difference?"

>Firmly grasp it in your hand

This isn't your average, every day darkness. This is... advanced darkness!

"Gee, Squidward. People really seem to be noticing how handsome you are now. You might even be more handsome than before."

>"First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then..."

We’ve been smeckledorfed!

kek

I swallowed one! I'm choking! Water, water!

the late 90's had a lot of darker kids cartoons because of the success of batman the animated series

N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS
O
L
A

HE WAS NUMBER ONE

>You used me, FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.....that wasn't nice

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD

Tom Brady
>Nothing unusual about a muddy shovel in the trunk.