After my mom died two years ago from ovarian cancer, my Dad started drinking very heavily...

After my mom died two years ago from ovarian cancer, my Dad started drinking very heavily. He lost his job and then we lost our house. We had to move into a shitty two bedroom apartment in L.A. For the past two years, it's just been me and my dad. I just turned 18 three weeks ago, but I'm still in high school.

It took my father about a year and half to get over my mom's death, but eventually he cut back on his drinking and he started dating again this past summer. After a few one night stands and few botched attempts at starting a relationship with the women he was dating, things became serious with a woman I really like. She's a really sweet woman and I like how she treats my Dad. They've been a couple for about a month and a half now.

Apparently, my father's new girlfriend has an ex-husband who just got out of prison two weeks ago. Her ex husband beat her up really bad last Wednesday, so my father decided to move his new girlfriend and her fourteen year old daughter into our two bedroom apartment. We spent all weekend moving their crap into our place. I have to share my bedroom with a girl I don't know at all. Her name is Alexis
>pic related.

She is extremely cool. She plays video games and she likes SciFi. She's hardcore into yoga. She seems very mature for her age. She has thanked me a thousand times for being cool about her moving into my bedroom.

After spending nearly a week with Alexis, I've fallen completely in love with her. I couldn't help it. I fought it for as long as I could. I think she knows it too, cause she flirts with me a little bit. I'm just overwhelmed by how beautiful she is.

I graduate in the spring and then I'm going to stay here and go to community college for two more years. She's only a freshman in high school. I could potentially be sharing a bedroom with pic related for the next three years.

I don't know if I can take it. She is so god damned beautiful it hurts my eyes.
What do?

>rape

pull out your putter and let her try the back swing

fuck dude. Hope your dad breaks it off and then hit her up. Or you could pull a classic Sup Forums and convince her to pull some semi-wincest

>confirmed for illiterate.

Good ol' Sup Forums

fpbp

fuck off faggot. Go get an english degree then you liberal pusscake. This is the internet.

wut? In what way could they possibly be related?

related by marriage

related by marriage. So not incest, just like semi-incest.

fuck the shit out of her, fuck her day and night, make her cum over and over.. fuck her until you both collapse, exhausted, from fucking constantly all day & night.. don't blow this opportunity, you'll deeply & profoundly regret it later in life if you don't take advantage of this while you can. you're young enough, she's old enough, it's legal, your dad hasn't married her mom yet.. just fucking do it... keep it on the DL.. enjoy that shit.

um, what? When did anyone get married?

WINCEST WINCEST WINCEST

If she's not down just hit her up with the ol' 1-2. Pic related

>14
>pic related
This has all, bait, pasta, fake fantasy, the chan at its finest

The girl in the Op is the 14 year old freshman who just moved into Op's bedroom. Her mother is DATING Op's father. No one got married.

also consider fucking your dad too

tldr

oh, well then fuck away OP

I would tell you to fuck her, but considering that you lurk this place she's most likely way out of your league.

Play it cool and let her come to you. Sounds like you won the lottery. Grats, OP.

Beat me to it.

You lucky bastard.

if you suck your dads dick regularly he wont need those thotts op get on it

Got bad news for you, OP...

>California - The age of consent in California is 18. It is illegal for anyone to engage in sexual intercourse with a minor (someone under the age of 18), unless they are that person's spouse.

She is out of my league. Way out of my league. But she doesn't know it yet. She doesn't know how attractive she is. She actually has a low self esteem.

Then rape her and go to prison for a while. They like kiddie rapists in California prisons.

Not worth potential legal backlash.

wrong, 4 year age difference or less.. fair game faggot.

Look at the bright side OP, at least you'll probably get to sit in the corner and jerk off while you cry and watch her fuck all the big black studs from her high school in your bed for the next 3 years

citation or stfu

she's 14 you moralfag trollz. fair game, not even in question, both legal and moral. OP, there is exactly ZERO reason for you not to fuck the shit out of her.. seduce that fine 14 year old and make her yours..

oh god, I hadn't thought about that.

That girl is 14???

What the fuck is it about California girls man. It's like they put beauty cream in the drinking water or something.

OP I've been talking shit most of this thread but I have actual suggestions. Just let her catch you fapping. Like full on fapping, jackhammer away. First measure how cool she might be about it but then when you do it commit. Pretend you can't see her and let her watch sneaky like if you need to at first. If she just watches from the crack in the door the first couple times you can either

A) Confront her about it
or
B) Finally "catch" her, and invite her to "help" or something.

But this naturally only works if you have a good looking dick and aren't fat.

This. But do it in front of a computer so that while you're pull up your pants after she walks in on you she can see and hear the porn you were watching.

Personally I'd do it in your bed instead so she can really get a good look at your dick

Then you can just escalate from there

cali law...

>(c) Any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual
intercourse with a minor who is more than three years younger than
the perpetrator is guilty of either a misdemeanor or a felony, and
shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one
year, or by imprisonment in the state prison.

bullshit. gtfo faggot. quit trying to mis-represent the law.

Just get the occasional handjob nobody gives a fuck about the law

This looks too good to be true.
Anyway, do it, OP

I refuse to believe a girl like that would find any boy who comes here attractive. I would bet real money that she friendzones him by Saturday.

she has low self esteem. she's a horny 14 year old girl, who just moved and may not be able to meet up with her previous friends, if she has many. she most likely does not have many friends, if she and her mom are fleeing from an abusive situation. being a horny 14 year old girl, sharing a room with a non-blood related 18 year old guy, is a VERY convenient arrangement that they can both take GREAT advantage of.. any teenagers who aren't completely socially retarded, would fuck like rabbits in that scenario.. if he has any balls and any confidence at all, he can make out like a goddamn pussy bandit.

Op, you're life is going to suck over the next 3 years.

You can't fuck her. Seriously. You're delusional if you think that is an option.

So, you are going to constantly be in the presence of a girl you love and you'll have to keep it to yourself and watch her date other boys, listen to her have sex with boys from her school while you stare at ceiling trying not to fap.

Your going to be like a sober alcoholic bartender, constantly surrounded by what you crave but can't ever have. Watching others enjoy what you want.

Hell.

>misrepresnting the law

>by quoting the statue

Look, its the law. you might not like it, but there it is. there's prosecutorial leeway and they seldom prosecute. but take a 14 yo confused vulnerable girl stuck in the room with a predatory neckbeard whose mom was abused by her last boyfriend...

All it takes is for her to be unhappy and you're listed as a sexual predator.

Does cali have any Romeo and Juliet laws?

“Romeo and Juliet” exception

Named after Shakespeare’s young lovers, “Romeo and Juliet” exceptions are intended to prevent serious criminal charges against teenagers who engage in consensual sex with others close to their own age. In California, there is a Romeo and Juliet exemption for consensual sex between minors who are three or fewer years apart in age. However, this is a limited exception because it serves to reduce the conduct from a felony to a misdemeanor offense. The conduct is still illegal, but someone protected by this exception will face smaller fines and reduced jail time.

>'3 or fewer'. not 4.

>reduced jail time and fines

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

nigga let OP jack off to our suggestions ok?

So, is she asleep right now in your bedroom?

yep. we put her bed up against the wall next to the closet so that the heads of our beds are real close to each other.

I could run my fingers through her hair right now if I stretched.

Could you run your dick through that crack between her thighs?

i am gonna be totally honest with you if i would be in your situation i would drug your entire family one night and then use her as a masturbation aid, feel her up, eat her out etc

dont actually rape her though because it will get out and fuck up your life.