>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your bedroom
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Build a wall
Make bedroom great again.
Grab him by the pussy then squeeze until his head pops off and the shit squirts from his neck.
Congratulate him on winning the presidency
Turn my back to him and hang my head in shame.
Murica. You fukken idiot.
Ask him why he's visiting Belgium and if he would like to make EU great again after his 8 year term in USA.
>implying there's any other answer than to just let him grab you by the pussy
Ask for a small loan of a million dollars
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Apologize for missing his call
Immediately bow and kiss the God Emperors feet.
tell him that he's trespassing and that I'm calling the police. Would sue the fuck out of him.
Congratulate him on infiltrating the Republican party and secretly getting them to vote a Democrat into the white house.
I'd kill the bastard , pic related ... don't end the fight !
The biscuit-colored creep is in my house about to commit a felony assault. Trump says second amendment rights, I say pop pop pop in your head niggah.
Immediately drop to ground with my head to the ground as a way to worship the god before me.
Turn 360 degrees, walk away.
You arent my president
Most obvious answer is going to be grab him by the pussy
In all Sup Forums honesty:
Congratulate him on the win. Sit down and discuss the future of America. Tell him that it is incredibly stupid for us to be so dependent on foreign oil...etc
Offer some harsh but fair way to "amnesty" for these fucks from over the border. Like "You can stay but you won't be full citizens. No voting, Driving may be iffy. Minor infractions can result in deportation." Just give him some ideas on what an independent who didn't vote wants to see.
And yes, I am proposing that I think they should be second class citizens. In no way should some fuck crossing the border be equal to the man/woman that did everything legally. That shit isn't right.
let him drill my ass with a strap on
Grab him right in the pucci
get that fuck out of my country, you fucking illegal immigrant
I tell him to get sanders in if its not his plan already.
Will need two anti establishment dudes to crack this shit open.
Hillfag detected. Man your battlestations.
Rape him like he's going to rape this country.hold him like I've never been hurt.decapitate him.make America great
I'm not an American, of course he isn't my president.
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trip on mushrooms with him. the experience would probably even him out.
Thank him
Grab him by the pussy
Tell him he's fired and play keep away with his toupee, in the middle of may by the Bay. With some hay. Cause I'm g-
let him grab my pussy
Tits or gtfo my country
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Donald trump so much
>I had all the merchandise
>every night I pray to Donald trump, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants
>“trump is love” I say " trump is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a racist
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald trump
>he slaps me and sends me to bed
>I’m crying now and my face hurts
>I feel a warmth approach me.
>it was Donald trump.
>I’m so happy.
>he whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”.
>he then gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket.
>I am ready.
>I open my wallet for Donald
>he gives me a small loan of one million dollars
>it hurts so much, but I do it for donald.
>I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
>he lets out a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet.
>my dad walks in.
>Donald trump looks him straight in the eye and says “you’re fired”.
>Trump leaps through my window.
>trump is love, trump is life
take my old tits, fuck off, and learn the rules of gtfo you fucking retarded emasculated newag
>wanting trump to grab your pussy and make you feel loved
>lewd
pick one
ask for nudes of his daughter
Kek
>this nigga
He isn't my President. He's my President ELECT. Read up, you inbred hick.
seriously how retarded are you to not understand something as simple as "if femanon brings it up to boost her request she must provide tits or gtfo"
shillary cuck/10
question, do I have a gun?
>if femanon brings it up to boost her request
>moving the goalposts
shillary cuck/10
Do you?
>moving the goalpost
>reciting a rule of Sup Forums is moving the goalpost
fag/10
Ask him if he wants to go pew pewing with me and we become deep bromance bros
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Showing him dis
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The rule is that if any female openly posts on Sup Forums, she must posts tits. There are no other conditions to it
Kill him. Breaking and entering and trespassing. Totally with my rights to do so. I will be the greatest liberal hero ever.
Show him this video I made.
Voodoo?
Lost
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Ask if I can be head of the Department of Homeland Defense or DARPA... :3 ... maybe both, if I can get diplomatic immunity
Stand my ground.
Shake hand of the great business decision merica has ever made
He´d probably be there to rape my gf so i guess Id have to kill him
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Ask him for a job driving his limo.
Seems like that would be a pretty fun and rewarding job to have.
They put bouth outcomes on the cover
nope you fucking imbecile
how new are you
obviously
>how new are you
Clearly not as new as you
>I was only 31 years old
>I loved Trump so much, I had all the merchandise and his books
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Trump is love" I say; "Love Trumps hate"
>My dad hears me and calls me a racist
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Trump
>I called him a liberal
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Let's Make America Great Again"
>He grabs me by the pussy and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my swamp for Trump
>He penetrates my swamp-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Trump
>I can feel my butt tearing as he's draining my swamp
>I push against his force
>I want to please Trump
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "We will build the wall"
>Trump leaves through my window
>Trump is love. Love Trumps hate.
Make his hairline great again
>pic related
Sure thing amigo
Now go back to ebaums or leddit
Go Negan on him.
Edgy 12 year olds
(dead meme)
Autism
LOL newfag doesnt now how degrees works
Ask him why he's in my bedroom.
Assdamaged liberal.
Shouldn't you be moving to Canada right about now?
Butthurtfaggot judging those who made their own choice. You're damn right I'm going to kill that fuck. Then ill find you user and make you drink his AIDS infested blood
Offer him my servitude to be his primary body guard.
Me: "Good job beating that cunt, any chance we can get the ball rolling sooner than later on nationwide conceal carry?"
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>offer him my
>body
>servitude
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>Rawr
>nuzzles
>wiggles butt
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What are you fucking gay? You know how much I would be making for serving him? You fucking choir boy.
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Hand over da dubs
Eat his probably orange boi pussy then kick his ass
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> Do this
Ask for some gold, and commend him on showcasing America's lowest educational denominator.
do a 360* spin and walk out the room
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Ask him if the reason he looked like this was because he learned about the ayy lmaos.
I'd smile and tell him that yes, I will accept the cabinet posting of White House Sup Forums Shitposter.
I dunno. He's obviously not gonna leave if you tell him to.
I'd probably just sit down and ask if he wanted to smoke some weed.
Newfriend?
I'll give him fuck bro
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