Player scores goal

>player scores goal
>doesn't do machine gun celebration aiming at opposition supporters

lots of cool players does this celebration

its pretty cool tbdh

I hate silly celebrations. I just like a cheer or fist pump, something that's just a display of passion whether it's goal 1 or 100.

>not doing the roll into gun

>not doing the wayne rooney boxing celebration

>he doesnt do the columbine celebration

Jej

>tfe Terrell Owens and Ochocinco killed touchdown celebrations

>player scores hat trick
>doesn't slowly count to 3 on his fingers before flipping off the other teams fans

>not getting two of your teammates to stand still and doing the plane celebration into one of them

Calm down there edison

It was worth it.

>player does a touchdown
>doesn't do the 9/11 celebration
What the fuck is wrong with sports nowadays?

>not fighting the corner flag

I have a friend who every time he scores he dose the dead fish / salmon celebration.

His team mates just ignore him like they have seen it 100s of times.

>he scores so rarely he has to do a little meme dance
>not just walking away casually like it's no big deal

>not humping the goalpost

This.

Show some class you idiots.

Colombians and Brazilians are the worst when they break out into salsa dances or monkey jives. Cringe.

Where do you rate this celebration senpai?

>Gun celebration
>Wanting to get banned

>Paris (AFP) - Uruguayan striker Edinson Cavani was handed a one-match ban Thursday after being sent-off for celebrating a goal with a rifle-shooting gesture.

...

Did an awful celebration once involving me doing finger guns and barking for my uni team infront of a small crowd, first goal of the season for me and got a tad excited

>not further memeing on your friends in Fifa by doing mad celebrations and making them watch the replay
>not doing this in real life to enrage an entire stadium

Lol what a gay "sport"

>Not jerking off after scoring a goal
Pathetic

Fucking frogs with their misplaced outrage
He should pretend to drive a truck when he comes back

best celebration

THIS

>not doing the nazi salute celebration
>not doing the snorting cocain celebration
>not doing the taking off your shorts instead of the shirt celebration1

That was pretty based tbqh

:3

>player scores a goal
>doesnt celebrate because its his job and a baker doesnt celebrate either when he takes his bread out of the oven

>not having a cheeky dab every time you take the bread out of the oven
Not a real baker

Shut up Messi. Normal human beans like to have fun

Shotgun celebration >>>> machine gun celebration

>not doing the robbie fowler
I miss that fuckin' druggo

>muh class
you flaming homosexual

>not celebrating by actually jumping into your private jet parked outside and flying it into the whitehouse whilst streaming it on Sup Forums

There's literally nothing worse than doing a pre-planned celebration routine, it's pure ego, self promotion and lacking in team spirit. In fact its against the spirit of football. Fuck off niggers

>Center back through school career
>never score, too busy defending
>one day senior year I venture up for a corner
>ball hits my face and goes in
>always told myself I'd be all cool and just jog back if I scored
>nope
>got too hype
>ran over to opposing team fans
>found loud mouth old mother who kept saying we were fouling
>give her the middle finger
>red card

Was nice

Especially CHI, did you see them?

I have a similar one actually.

>Goalkeeper for local team, continue to play GK for High School Team.
>Pretty Good at it, defenders do their job and if they fuck up I usually save.

Then

>Last Game before Winter Break.
>Have terrible game, team is all over the place, losing 3-2 after a penalty.
>Into Stoppage, decide to go to the opposing box for corner.
>Ball goes nowhere near so I start running back.
>Ball hits someone and lands near me with space.
>I go for broke and shoot.
>It goes in the net, keeper was too far to the right.
>Did not know what to do so do Two-finger-shotgun-blast.webm
>Visiting Team Fans began shouting. I aim at one of them and 'shoot'.
>Ref blows whistle and pulls out Red Card for "Unsportsmalike Behavior" and "Clear implications of Actions" or some bullshit.
>Suspended for the First Leg of the Playoffs.
>Ended up getting knocked out as Sub GK let in 5 (Five) from outside the box and team couldn't make up enough ground during the return leg.

I scored as a GK so IDC.

>Muh proper way
Awww, did we upset you grandpa? I'm sorry. Would it make you feel better if we played 4-2-4?

>stoppage time at world cup
>literally who country about to win
>literally who man scores goal in stoppage time to ensure victory
>proceeds to take ball and take a shit all over it
>throws ball into stands
>ends celebration by giving the nazi salute

what can fifa do?

>not pulling out a condom and giving the ball boy a cheeky butt smashing

It's like none if you had the double score before

>he doesn't jerk off in celebration
Do it Jumbo Joe