ITT: Shit normies say about music

pic fucking related

>"Yeah I love jazz!"
>searches for "chilled out jazz for studying" on youtube

>"I listen to everything"

He's right tho

>metal can be good

>Country + Rap = Crap ;^)

You've probably never really explored music, outside of the most popular Sup Forums artists.

>"Sounds better when you are high I swear lol"

same for classical

Fucking this.
>What are your favorite classical pieces?
>Symphony No. 5, Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, The Four Seasons, 1812 Overture, Carmina Burana, the list goes one.

>I listen to everything
>it's all mainstream stuff

I used to be like that before I played San Andreas.

>I listen to everything
>it's all first 5 top RYM albums of a bunch of different genres

>taking the b8

>Studying music magamix - 2017 improve memory
>This is just noise
Bonus points for a mellow rock subgenre like dream pop
>You listen to this? Are you allright?
Not even angry music.
*searches for Adele*
>People being able to name Carmina Burana
>Enjoying what in their minds is apocaliptic music

What pisses me off about this is that I'll put on something that fits under the "everything" umbrella, and then they'll turn their nose up if it isn't pop or buttrock.

did she died ?

>Know's the lyrics to a mainstream song
>Still doesn't get what the song is about.

>vocal melody has some similarity to 00s hip hop track
>"LOL IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE THAT RAP SONG"

>lyrics

Pls don't tell me people actually do this.

>make them listen to pic related
>lol, what drugs were they on when they made this?

mfw

name one 70's prog rock band that wasn't under the influence of drugs of any type

So y'all would rather have people list every type of music to individually instead of just listing what they don't listen to? Lol

Hmm, King Crimson, I would say. As far as I remember reading, ITCOTCK was made without the influence of any drug.

Rush most of the time
'sept Alex

I just nod and think silently "oh, you're a metal-listening manchild with a katana collection"

>Macintosh Plus
Sometimes it's true

>haha do you actually listen to this?
>this is a joke, right?

Yes they do.

it's edited, she had the bungee cord on

>"I only listen to underground stuff"
>Arctic Monkeys / Lana Del Rey / any other tumblr shit

I mean it's true, but that can be said for any song ever so it's a pointless statement.

Of course not. They use Spotify :^)

>*listening to classic rock band*
>"ha, is that a JoJo reference?"
Probably not normie, but anyone else know someone like this?

The point is that "Lol omg they totally sound like they did DRUGS when they made this xD it's so WEEEIIIIIRD" is the least interesting "observation" one can make about any music that is remotely non-straightforward or experimental

This desu

>listening to music in car with friends
>they keep skipping tracks before they even finish
Does everyone have ADD nowadays?

>when someone calls Yes "that band from Jojo"

I do this but only when I'm alone. I-i-is that ok Sup Forums?

no.not at all.

this was me in 8-10t grade, god i hate myself

fucking this. I cant forget that one time and i just stopped sharing music

>listening to King Crimson - Red
>"what is this?"
>KC
>"heh, how does time erasure even work?"

>tell them i like "noisy stuff"
>OH SO YOU MEAN LIKE METAL? I LOVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD

>whether a song is a favorite or not all comes down to the vocal performance and lyrics and nothing else

I say this a lot of the time simply because it's easier than naming a bunch of bands they almost definitely haven't heard of.

I know that sounds a bit hipster-y, obviously depends on who is asking though.

If it's someone I know is interested in music more than most people then I'll name some bands. If it's a random normie I can't be bothered for them to say "I haven't heard of them" 5 times in a row.

no seriously why the fuck do people do this?

though having said that this is coming from someone who almost exclusively listens to entire albums when he listens to music

If you've listened to the track before, then just hearing the melody can create the same satisfaction as listening to the whole thing.

Nah that's horseshit senpai. If you want full satisfaction from music you have to listen to the whole piece. Just pointless otherwise

>People who only know Ocean Man and no other Ween songs
Vine was a mistake

The one you replied to, fool. I also don't think Yes, Rush, or Genesis used drugs.
Also, Frank Zappa if you want to consider that politically-retarded hack "prog."

No joke, someone said this about fucking Remain in Light.

>tfw knew Ocean Man because of Spongebob

If it's an album I haven't heard before, then I don't.
If I've heard it more than once or twice through before then I'm more inclined to skip through stuff I wanna hear

>why aren't you naming every genre like an autist!!!

Sup Forums on /ck/

"What kind of food do you like?"
"Oh you know, I eat anything"
"NOT FUCKING LIKELY I BET YOU DONT EAT BALUT OR DURIAN"
"No user i mean all popular food categories, you know-Spanish, Italian, Chinese, Indian. It's just faster to say pretty much anything, obviously there are some highly specific food items I might not eat or just haven't tried"
"YEAH BUT WOULD YOU EAT GOOEYDUCK YOU FUCKING PLEB"
"Maybe? I don't even know what that is-"
"GO FUCK YOURSELF THEN"
"w-wow..."

it's more the meaning behind it. They obviously don't listen to everything, they just go with whatever's on the radio.

Goddamnit, this. Or it's some Chet Baker bullshit.

No it's not you fucking stoner

I know bb I'm just memein and tryna start fights

But I am a person who is in fact open to listening to all genres so I usually say everything mostly because if you say something specific people will then assume things about you (that don't apply).

>young people saying "Yeah man I love good shit like Sinatra and Hendrix"
Fuck outta here with your pretentious bullshit
I also can't stand it when old people think their old butt rock is heavy shit when it's just wailing trannies.

this

this is the worst. people never respect the integrity of the song.
its especially egregious at party's, when people just throw things on a playlist/aux cord, and then someone else comes and removes there song midway through.
reprehensible.

listen to better fucking music jesus christ this is pure fucking autism

I can't stand anyone desu

Everyone is insufferable

Yes. That bungee instructor allowed an un-tethered woman to stand on the edge like that, and when she grabbed onto the safety rail after falling he purposefully grabbed her hands and threw that bitch right the fuck off.

>paying for an album then not listening to the whole thing

>I know bb I'm just memein and tryna start fights
let's take this outside

are you going to mating press him?

>I'm mostly about vocals, the beats are just in the background for me
>Oh it doesn't have any singing? Err, ok then...
>mfw

country rap is generally bad though

I skip tracks b/c I start listening to a song then I start scrolling through my song list and see a song I want to listen to more than the song that's currently playing.

That or I just want to listen to one particularly good part and turn it off afterwards.

You're a dumbass.

>they think all country is muh beer and trucks
>they think all metal has retarded screaming
>they think all hip hop needs to have a nigger rapping over it
>they think all emo has to be whiny screamo shit

name 5 good country artists

>You should listen to what's playing, not what you want to listen to

>pinegrove
>wilco
>robbie basho
>john denver
>johnny cash

>wilco
>country
huh

Alright albumcuck. I just don't like wasting unnecessary time listening to a bunch of 6/10s and 7/10s to get to the 9s and 10s I want to listen to. Clearly you do though so IDK

Frank Zappa and Robert Fripp didn't want their band mates doing drugs. Also Pink Floyd was mostly drug free.

>show a song to a friend
>he immediately skips it all over the place to see what it sounds like

you know that Americana is a genre of Country right

Stop listening to crap, then.
>cuck
Fuck off to /denial/

This hurt me.

I've made some friends through the music I'm into and they're pretty rad. I can safely say I've never once been annoyed by them.

"Music is art"

wilco are shitty dad rock indie though

>paying for an album

>If you don't waste your time always listening to full albums after the first time you listen to crap

Underage logic everyone. Or manchild logic, who knows.

Sinatra maybe

But Hendrix? Best and most acclaimed guitarist ever, hardly pretentious to like him

hick hop

Towns Van Zandt

>Claiming to be a fan of an artist but never buying their work
>STILL hiding behind the "muh record labels" excuse even though no buying an artist's released just fucks them

Literally everyone likes johnny cash, that's cheating

>rating tracks individually
>pretending to be able to discern their quality by small margins with absolutely no basis whatsoever
>who knows
Clearly not you. Keep dwelling in your narrow-mindedness.

Someone said this during the guitar solo in The Great Curve

Sturgill Simpson

>y'all
>Lol

did you get lost on your way to black tumblr

t. straightedge loser lmao

>pretending to be to discern their quality by small margins

I don't know what basis you have for comparatively judging albums (unless you think everything in art is somehow incommensurable, in which case I don't know what the hell you're doing on Sup Forums or any board that has opinions on things), let alone anything that can be compared if individual songs are somehow off the table. You're demarcating them with absolutely no basis whatsoever. You judge the quality of individual songs the same way you compare the quality of anything with anything. By comparing the attributes, merits, and flaws of each and making an educated judgment.

I swear, go back to some board like /r9k/ or Sup Forums with your dumb unprovoked spergouts