Are you ready for season 2 of Dark Matter qt next week?

Are you ready for season 2 of Dark Matter qt next week?

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is it any good or just fap material?

Neither but I still watch it

combined with killjoys it makes a comfy night of scifi

>combined with killjoys and your wasting more of your life

Not after that ending.

Its an important lesson

>implying it's not a work

She's got big fucking hooters and they make efforts to hide them.

That's what I was mainly looking forward to at the start of last season, her big tits.

its mine to waste user.

Yes. I like it.

MOtherfucker you just made me relapse

How saggy do you think her heavy hangers are without a bra?

It sucks, but it has a couple half-decent characters and decent production value, because more than half the time is spent on the ship. None of the main crew ever dies because they have massive plot armor, and every twist can be seen long before it happens. If you want something to watch when you're about to sleep, or while you're drunk, it is good.

I Used to feel bad about wanting to give the girl from Silent Hill the dick but Jesus, just look at her. I'm in love over here.

Too bad she waxes her forearms, she's a qt otherwise.

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Ask her.

I don't have the twitters, maybe someone who has could do it?

Wait is this that sci-fi show where they all wake up on a ship and they don't know who they are or some dumb shit? If it is I dropped that shit like 4 episodes in...there are some qts on that show though but the show is god awful and there isn't enough skin on that show to make up for it either.

they all got captured and the black dude betrayed them all
now watch s2 with us

Yes, yes I am.

I'll pass. Although the green hair chick looks like a grown up version of that pink hair slut from Lazytown. There's just not enough skin or ass being shown to justify me wasting time watching that show. I will probably look up their wikifeet pages though...thanks for reminding these whores exist.

Ferland needs to show her body hair (if she even has any) off a bit more. There's barely any pit stubble pics, much less anything else.

Official character tier list:

Android
Three
Six
Five
Four
Two
One

What the fuck was up with the finale?
It made zero sense for Six to betray them. We know that he was a terrorist against the GA. That part wasn't a lie. We see his memories and we see him sneak off solo to kill the General. So why betray them to the GA?
It just smells so much of "Who is the most surprising traitor? Let's go with that!"
One makes so much more sense. He has an easy out and his old life is rich.

You can feel more worse.

She was the little girl from that Atlantis episode that falls in love with Rodney, whose actor, funny enough, is also on the show.

>posts on Sup Forums
>cites wikifeet to sound like a pro
>doesn't know jodelle fucking ferland
Educate yourself my friend.

>cites wikifeet to sound like a pro

The fuck are you talking about you fucking mongoloid? I have a foot fetish. Therefore I'll be looking these whores up, I'm not trying to sound pro, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean you tard.

>doesn't know some literally who

Has she gone nude or done foot porn? Because if not then I really don't give a shit you autistic piece of shit. Calm yourself before replying to me next time, you fucking muppet.

trailer looked pretty good, still don't give too much of a damn though, such an underwhelming first season
still have to look past episode 1 of killjoys too, pfffffffffffff

>, such an underwhelming first season
This.
I expected more from the writers, considering some of the stellar episodes they've written in the past.

It was fun to binge watch on Netflix, though

if someone could enlighten us I'd appreciate it too, frankly I was so bored watching it I didn't pay enough attention to even know why, but I agree they prolly went for the most surprising route

The only thing I can see is that Six wanted to protect Five, so he turned them all in, not giving a damn about himself. Five was insisting that she get tangled up in their illegal shit and it makes sense for him to want to protect her considering that he was thought he wanted in too. But then he killed 10,000 people.
That's the only way I can see that makes sense.

I wasn't being sarcastic. I meant literally lurk more and educate yourself. I'm trying to save you from looking like a fucktard. JF is well known on this board. Dropping wikifeet in the conversation to sound cool because you heard Sup Forums likes feet too but not knowing who Jodelle is makes you look like you don't spend much time on Sup Forums. No need to get offended.

I didn't think enough of the show to think it might even be more complicated than it looked lol, but that's a pretty good pitch user

Was she defeated by the patriarchy?
Every strong female character who beats up men is genetically engineered or an android, so they showing some level of awareness.

Is this show based or not? I can't tell.

>dropping wikifeet in the conversation to sound cool

You can't literally be this autistic?

Sup Forums is home to some of the biggest turbo-autists on the entire internet. Enjoy your stay.

Depends on who wrote the episode I think.

>constantly call character "little girl".
>fucking stacked
What did they mean by this?

This is the first time I've seen a tard think that foot fetishism is strictly exclusive to Sup Forums, especially when 90% of tards constantly talk about how liking feet is pleb and it's one of the most common and vanilla fetishes there is, this really threw me for a loop. But like you said, autism, so I really shouldn't be surprised.

>Uncle Terry is a sillykisser!

what did she mean by this?

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I can't remember shit of what happened on 1st season. Is there a recap available?

The strong females not being regular humans doesn't depend on the writers for individual episodes though. I think that's a point in the shows favour.

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did you not even watch it

he was caught when he went to the transporter/replica franchise...after that episode it wasnt him, just someone in a replica of him

>The strong females not being regular humans doesn't depend on the writers for individual episodes though.
Yeah that's a fair point. I didn't pay much attention to who wrote what when it was airing, but someone pointed out recently that there was a difference in episode quality and content between the different writers.

>fucking stacked

You must be blind.

"No"

I'll just do it for you, I watched it all the other day

Six assholes and one QT Android wake up on a ship named the Rasa with no memory. They name themselves in order of their awakening, for reasons. One is a man. A "nice guy" beta with feelings for Two. One looks like a mercenary named Jace Corvo, but is really named Derrick Moss. Moss had his face modified to look like Corvo in order to infiltrate the Rasa to kill Three, who killed Moss' wife. One has no memories of this but he looked up files based on his DNA, which is still Moss's.
Two is a pretty hapa woman who was named Portia Lin and Rebecca before that. She was created by Wesley Crushed to be a perfect host for some kind of technological organism. She killed a whole bunch of people and escaped Wesley's lab. She can repair herself, is immune to AIDS, and can take a vacuum bath.
Three is Jane from Firefly. A gun loving asshole who has soft spots. He hates One, has a thing for Two, and had a woman on ice in the vault. She saved him when he was hurt on a merc job and they fell in love. But she had space cancer and had to be frozen to be kept alive, but then she died when the power went out. Three was sad for a while.
Four is honorubu samurai prince. His people think he killed his dad, but it was really his step mom to put his half brother on the throne. He thinks his half brother is in on it, but he's not. He wants to regain his throne.
Five is street urchin who snuck on the ship when she stole some piece of tech that opens something. She was the one that blanked their memories, and due to a mistake she has all their memories in their head.
Six was a freedom fighter who was rebelling against Space-Walmart. But then his leader used him to kill a spacestation with 10,000 innocent people on them. He's been chasing the leader, the General, down for a while. He killed a clone of him in one episode. He seemingly betrayed the crew to the space popo.

Android is a QT with emotions.

What?
One and Four met him on the planet where he killed the General clone.
They all went back to the cloner place together because their real bodies had their clone memories.

Besides, clones die after 72 hours.

See:

Thanks, new friend.

Why do they call the android "android" and not "gynoid"?
She's not a man.

And why haven't the given her a name. That seems rude

tfw no android waifu with over TWOOOO DOOOOZEN accents

Her name is QT the Android, haven't you been paying attention?

>that
>stacked

Yeah, you're definitely blind.

>She's not a man
You don't know that. already stated that Androids come with "optional equipment"

Why is she so cute bros?

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she just is

Thick?

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It's pretty impressive how 90s this show is.

I mean once upon a time it would have been annoying how generic and derivative it was, but for real, ask yourself how long it's been since this formula has been on television now.

10 years? 15?

Who looks better?

True, and I really enjoy it, especially when compared to some of the low quality crap thats on these days.

It's a "Android is pretending to be logical and emotionless but in reality she's pathetically lonely and needy" episode

2cute4me

I hope season 2 has more Android episodes

>putting a man in there

Fie! Fie!

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Why would they make a ship repair robot that's a neurotic wreck like that? It's like some kind of joke from Futurama.

She's faulty.
She tried to fix herself, but then Five had her diagnostic program delete herself.

Everything is always Five's fault

DESU The Expanse is a much better show. This one is fun if you're bored though.

I didn't make the damn thing!

they didn't make her that way, it's a flaw that's developed in her program, they actually say it out loud it's not implied, if you missed this you are a silly person.

ur a cant m8

Someone else made a good point that he's probably a undercover cop, so his actions make sense.

They killed my aussiefu so no

That'd make a shit ton of sense.
He set up Five to take the blame for the memory wipe.
That's why he insisted on going into her head in case she had one of his cop memories.
That's why he always stays at the shuttle instead of actually attacking people.
That's why he wanted to destroy the stolen device.

He's always had his memories. It all fits.

They only cut her head off and threw her out an airlock, you don't know that's the end of her

People have been saying The Expanse is like Game of Thrones in space.

I agree - it's definitely a show where the "main character" is boring as shit and you can actually feel him sucking screen time away from the genuinely interesting and likeable people in the cast.

It actually surprised me how much One made me realize that that guy isn't so bad after all.
One is a complete fucking faggot beta.

Bottom right looks the coolest, bottom top looks the cutest

>bottom top
Top right obviously. Fuck I'm retarded

Two is definitely the main character on Dark Matter though

And maybe she could do to lighten up and stop scowling but at least she's got that wonderful Clint Eastwood pragmatism

It's un-frigging-believable how much of a punk Jim Holden is. The guy has zero survival instinct. He will literally stand there crying with a gun in his hand refusing to shoot someone who had just tried to kill him, it's absurd.

>People have been saying The Expanse is like Game of Thrones in space.
Theme song is doing it's job then.

lol

He is kinda better in the novels...kinda, like in the second one the plot pretty much assumes he is the default 'just like my japanese space rpgs' hero.
You better prepare to loathe the fuck out of him in the second season, the shit he pulls on Miller is absolutely terrible.

Its a 'Five and Android have violent sexual intercourse' episode when?

>Two is definitely the main character on Dark Matter though
Well, One is literally the protagonist though.
I think we've had more episodes with One than anyone else.
We only see Two's backstory in the Wesley episode.
We've had multiple One focused episodes.
Not to mention that we follow his POV most of the time.
Like when Two leaves the mining planet.
Or fucks Three.

Never.

it will be gentle and loving

Has this penile percussionist ever shown her plump pussy?

tfw

never liked him, this guys my favorite

He's kinda super cliche, but he's fun.

>liking discount Jane

Poor mans Jayne

I feel like one of the writers portrays him differently from the rest. He sometimes seems to be a parody of himself.

He's just Diet Jane.
They're just playing by the numbers now
The tough talking asshole merc who names his guns but occasionally has a soft spot

Nothing wrong with that imo, I just want some bearable ongoing scifi to fill the hole that the Star Treks & Stargates left.

there has been a lot of shilling going on here lately, but at least you know how to do it

She just wants to be cuddled and told shes doing a good job.