Cmon, user. Tell us your secret. I have a few confessions that will follow

Cmon, user. Tell us your secret. I have a few confessions that will follow

I like to sit in stalls in public restrooms and listen to the sounds that men make when they take a shit. The heavy breathing and grunting kind of gets me off.
When I was in college, in an effort to save time, I would take the drain cover off of the drain in the shower and just shit directly down the drain instead of using a toilet. I used to write fucked up shit on the walls of stalls like a beat off tally and then put like 20 marks on it (probably 1/2 of those true). Theres so much other fucked up shit I used to do all the time, Ill post more as I think of it

i am the Sup Forums killer and I am on the verge of killing question guy, freeing Sup Forums and myself.

When I was 16 and wanted to get revenge on my sister, I put a big pile of dog shit from the yard in her bed. Bitch fucking deserved it.
One time I found a vibrator in my moms room and used it to fuck my ass.
One time my older bro got piss ass drunk and passed out and I sucked his dick. He didnt cum but it was still hot af. I still fantasize about him sometimes.
One time I took my mom's bf's toothbrush and cleaned a shit mark off of the toilet and put it back. Watched him use it two days later.

I have raped my little sister.
I have used my moms dildo.

Bump

I come on /b every day and start a YLYL thread.

When guys in high school would bully me, I would try to find out their address, and if I could I ordered free tampon/maxi pad samples to be sent to their house in their name monthly.

Im an abdl. Im currently locked in a diaper im trying really hard not to wet

I need a labiaplasty badly but I don't have the courage to go under the knife. But if I don't get it done then I can't have sex, and sometimes it hurts.

Was in a black out from benzos and pulled a gun on my fiancé. Have zero recollection of it. Luckily law enforcement didn't get involved. TBH I've pulled a gun on a total of 6 people, luckily never fired at a human.

When i was 13 years old, i fucked with my cousin who was 15 years old.

and.. what would you het out of it?

I posted my ex so much on Sup Forums that you can search her name on Google ... She's been doxed ... And I'm sure she knows about it ... I used to think it was awesome ... Now I hate it and regret every minute of it

The mental image of a curious parent noticing that their son has received a package so they open it to find tampons. I was an easily amused teen.

Tell us her name

I think she's been abused enough ... Anons could get her address I don't even know if they showed up

Been catfishing wth the intent of getting nudes since 2011. I've collected hundreds of bait vids and nudes. I pose as 16 year old fit boy. Some of my best wins were horny milfs, one even a youth pastor who want 16 year old cock. Some how ive hid everything from my girlfriend. I'm definitely addicted.

The name, user.

Four weeks ago, I kissed a 15-year old girl.

Oh it's you again. You planning on seeing her again? You still talk?

stop posting the same shit

How old are you?

Yes. We exchanged quite a number of texts while she was at school.

It's hard to get all angsty about a repetitive poster within a thread that occurs ten times a day.

I'm 31.

and they never found out it was you?

You worried about her parents finding out?

I like to act all tough with girls and they don't understand why I don't fall in love with them. In fact I'm still hurting from a 4yr old ltr. it's not that I still love my ex, but I do miss the ideals I projected upon her. I just don't believe there's a happy ending possible with modern relationships in the West. So I just find other lost souls and become FWB's with them, all the time keeping in mind they are women and can become viscous if I shot too much weakness.

I don't think I'll post she's been on Sup Forums a lot though

I repeadetly attempted to destroy somebody's life.

I fucking hate the "local mumiez need ur cawk!!1!!11!" or "meak ur dicc bigur 2day!!1!1!!" ads. It's fucking retarded and overused, heh sometimes I play along with it and scam the scammer.

>>raped at age 5 by older cousins M, M, and F
>>was pimped out in trade for drugs
>>lasted until I was 13

inb4 tits or gtfo I am male

I worry for her because I don't want her to get in trouble, not for myself. (1) I've no identifiable contact information within the discrete social media stuff I run parallel to my actual stuff and (2) we only talk and we've met in person just once (after meeting on Sup Forums) and all of our contact has been more or less innocent.

Why did Hiroshima allow the skeevy ads on Sup Forums?

dick or gtfo

I keep hoping I'll run across pics of my girlfriends daughter in a Sup Forums thread (she's over 18)

*Insert naked banana guy*

What drugs? Were u a sexy child?

lol cuck

>cancer
>can't get the balls to tell my family
>struggling to cope with the feelings
>take it out on my girlfriend
>feel like shit
>girlfriend's sick of me
>physical and mental health deteriorating fast
>trapped
She's the only person I'm comfortable opening up with, and she hates me to a point that we hardly talk anymore. She said that every time we talk it's bad news, because my health has been getting a lot worse. I want to fix things but don't feel like there's time, and even then I would still be a burden on her. My family thinks I've been busy working, but I'm either in bed sick or bawling my eyes out half the week. It's selfish to ask, but I just wanted her to be there for me through to the end. Now we probably won't ever talk again.

user dont you worry MTGOW will create fake wombs and use skin cells instead of eggs. Before long we wont need the weaker sex. I will not have simpathy

Here's her pic

I once seduced a really cute emo guy, and we fucked

I once got sick at Legoland Windsor. I vomited all over the stairs of a ride after being ill all that morning. The ride was closed for 20 minutes.

I havent had sex in 4 years.

i feel you for some reason im weak as fuck man. like physically. i have no reason why aside from being weak i dont feel sick. meh

I don't agree with MGTOW tho. Men have the urge to have sex, it's like the need to breathe, eat and have shelter. For now I'm keeping relationships on my own terms, it's working out so far. I might adopt some day tho, if I get the chance. I'd rather have a broken kid from the start instead of seeing my own flesh and blood get broken by a divorce.

Jesus christ dude, I'm sorry to hear. If she can't cope with your deterioting health, then that's not someone who you want by your side on your deathbed. Talk to your family, asap user.

Here's my best pee porn webm. Hope it cheers ya up or makes ya horny or something m8.

i dont miss it bro i actually have been advoiding my gf after she was a bitch because i supported trump and she like dumped me but i think she expected me to come after her. Shes a fucking cunt so fuck it.

This is her

You'll miss it after 4 fucking years.

bro, a lot of women won't stick with you. My gf left me when my mother was dying (she wasn't even dead yet). My brother's wife was livid the whole time too, making the whole process even worse. Women will go in a "self protection" mode once their partner is slipping, just the way it is.

my moms friend fonger me in the carback

pay a professional

my car's mom tried to friend me in the back of her finger :(

I'm a werewolf

Male or Female?

I'm part of a Sup Forums plot to make lia marie johnson fat

my friends finger car'd me in the momback :(

stop its very dark secret of mine..

Dude we will have sex robots pretty soon. and i can tell you are under 30 after you hit 30 it becomes easier and its empowering. Go for it man im not telling anyone what to do just advice. I want to lick your asshole ya know. lol faggot

Kek I saw that thread. I reckon she's well on her way, wont need much pushing.

I mean I really want to say it but I don't

I have a crush on a black girl.

Mothers are typically female

naw man being free from the manipulation the cunts do is great. You just need to realize that they have been manipulating men from the time they could squish up their cunt face. Take the red pill and let the anger flow through you. We will start making clones.

Is she fully black or mixed? A lot of mixed girls are pretty nice.

explain this error
unless you're a black dude yoself

Black dudes don't have crushes, moron. They have victims

dude nigger chicks are fucking hot i had a black girlfriend in highschool and it was so fucking hot watching my white cock pumping her big fucking lips. Racisms pretty stupid ya know.

Jesus Fucking Christ, shit like this is the reason I fucking hate most women, fucking entitled whores think they could do whatever the fuck they want and it be ok cause she has a vagina.

I'm a tranny and I live like a normal guy during my day life and during my days off and night life I live like a girl. All my friends only know me as a girl and don't even know my secret, and all my coworkers don't know mine. I even just got a bf and now its going to be really hard to juggle my two lives. I should let my male life go soon because my breasts are too big to hide now and I basically look like a woman in my work uniform.

I'm in love with my bestfriend (both male)

So...pics? Nothing lewd just curious.

enjoy your nig

>Get him drunk
>Go for the D
Assuming he's not some super retarded homophobe, the worst that can happen is he says no and you laugh it off.

PIC

Not really into the porn, but thanks man.

It's that feeling in your chest that you desperately need to do something and make everything right, but you can't. My parents are both struggling right now, it wouldn't be okay to add to it, just going to hold on as long as possible. More than anything I miss listening to her talk man, it made me forget that everything else was fucked. Sorry I'm just bitching

youre the type of guy that motivates leftists to say 'take all of their guns'
stop it

Bump

face and hair is meh but at least my body and voice is super feminine

I have infortmation that will lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton.

Bump

Can we see it?

You're pretty, look even prettier with a smile I'm sure.

I'm vetoing this.

i don't think im pretty but thank you

Let me see?

Real tits ?

My only friend has walked out of my life. I cant even be angry because I've done the same to some many other people. I'm just sad we didnt have more time.

Can't filibuster!

this

Wow, what a gr8 secret lmao..

I groped my ex gfs moms tits when she was asleep next to me when I was like 16.
also took a bunch of creepshots of her ass, cleavage, etc. I fap to to this day.

He makes jokes and gives me signs I think gonna go out drinking saturday with him, God I wanna fuck him

yep

>711827135
Gay Jokes about how he wants to suck my dick and shit

Well, good luck. Dont go straight for anal first time out though. You're not in a porn movie.

absolutely doable

Nice I like I'd fuck you

ever since she was 13 i was buying things to my poor neighbors daughter secretly to get her attention, since i am much older than her. (her father's age to be exact)
clothes, things she needed for school, she likes a specific music type so some albums were included as well.
after she hit puberty i was the one supplying her with cigarettes and booze, which made her very popular amongst friends in school.
also made me even better friend.
i was always there for her, but also i made her greedy.
(which was the point in the first place)
i started buying her some expensive stuff recently, like phones, some nice lingerie, shoes. but she now returns me with more "expensive favors", if u know what i mean.
everyone's got his price