For the new years eve-event I'm going to, I have to create a quiz consisting of 20 questions...

For the new years eve-event I'm going to, I have to create a quiz consisting of 20 questions. Hit me with your best ones, Sup Forums

The presidential plane is called Air Force One.

What's the Presidential helicopter called?

.......the DonaldTropter?

(please include answers as well, you gyse)

1. Why am I such a faggot?
2. Should I tell these people I like to fuck lolis?
3. What would Jeffery's dick feel like in my ass?
4. Which of my female coworkers would let me grab them by the pussy?
5. Should I kill myself now, or wait until I get home?

I did my part.
Sage

Any vehicle the president is in is called X Force One. Since planes and helicopters are under the Air Force, a helicopter would still fly with call sign Air Force One while carrying the president.
A boat with the president would be Marine Force One.
A tank with the president in it would be Armed Force One.

oh snap, thats neat. I've written that down, thanks dude

Answers as well? Fuck you are lazy.

Marine One
wrong

I know that and I am not american. Seriously, how stupid you have to be to live in USA and not know that?

I'm actually Canadian you nigger.

Correct...

I love it when cockyfags get it wrong!

Dun goofed

Before it was named, between which two cities was an initial sample of Nylon sent?

im not entire sure I understand the question. Also, I don't know

So you are educated and just stupid, not ignorant like the USfags

good for you

you guys arent being very helpful!

And, also, you know nothing, yet, take a turn to speak bullshit. Go die in a fire.

I'm 99% right. So please go ahead and continue to be salty that I have a far superior standard of living than some 3rd world shitlord like yourself.

Sup Forums sucks....

Salty...

Kek.

Why has there never been a single reported case of choking, food poisoning or illness resulting from the ingestion of peacock eggs?

I think you are going to struggle as a quizmaster, mate.

Who owns the Macdonald's restaurant in the Bath Road retail park in Slough, UK?

.......................................is it you? or some pedophile or something? are you a pedophile?

Which world famous rugby team have no home stadium, no regular training sessions and don't even wear fully matching strips when playing?

It's not me. There's been no evidence this person is a paedophile, but even if they were, they couldn't be arrested or charged for it.

What causes a whip to create a 'cracking' sound?

dno, which one?

dno

Is Op a fag?

Its marine 1 you idiot.
Trumps gunna change it to Thunderbird 2 though.

What percentage of DNA in humans comes from the mother?

The tip exceeding the speed of sound

Her Maj Lizzy 2

Who was the oldest person nominated for President in the United States?

What is the only sport that bans left-handed players?

There are more than one. This is a dumb question.

Who was the tallest man who ever lived?

fencing

Bob Dole

In what year did Tito, Sartre, John Lennon, and Oswald Mosley die?

Nope, not that.

Holy misused commas Batman!

Nope.

Because peacocks are male and therefore don't lay eggs.

Peahens lay eggs.

google left handed fencing

How many cocks has my mother sucked?

name them then

Polo.

In the Back To The Future trilogy, how many times does the Delorian travel through time?

Jai alai, Field Hockey, and Water Polo all do. Probably more, those are just three off the top of my head.

What person, between the years 1939 to 1945 did nothing wrong?

Comma required before 'Batman'.

Wanker.

1996 election aged 73

Bingo!

In The Matrix, what's the first martial art that Neo learns?

No, it isn't. Also correct would be "No it isn't." Fun facts.

You looked that up and couldn't even copy it correctly. Water polo doesn't use a fucking mallet, why wouldn't you be able to play it left handed?

It's always traveling through time...

that one is pretty dank. Thanks!

What is Will Smith's first name?

How many accents should the name (Milosevic) have?

The correct answer is Peter Cooper.
He was 85 when he was nominated for president.

Ass. You know what I mean.

Wrong.

How many rules are there in Fight Club?

Apparently my memory didn't serve me well. Still well enough to know there are more than one sport that ban playing with the left hand. Go fuck yourself.

Of all the things I will ever type into google "left handed fencing" wont be 1 of them. It was just a guess. PS: its called epee.