Name three things which are not Jackie Chan
>Pro tip: You can't
Name three things which are not Jackie Chan
a rock
a water bottle
a car
what the fuck is this thread
a rock
a water bottle
Jackie Chan
edit: oh god dammit
benedict cumberbatch
a dead baby
jackie chan
SHIT
Dicks
Pussies
Jackie Chan
Rush hour
Rush hour 2
Rush hour 3
Damn.
Cumjack Benechan
Benchan Jackiecum
Jackie Chan
..damn
Seriously WTF
Hot sauce
The American legal system
....um
.........
FUCK!!!!
Chinese guy
Actor
Smegma
Sup Forums
The new porn ads on Sup Forums
Jackie Chan
a sock
a cock
jackie chang
Tables
Split ring commutator
Jackie Ch...
FUCK THIS GAME OP!!!!!
box
apple
jacki-
goddamnit
Chucky Jan
Hacky Dan
Backy Pan
Fucking script kiddie. Fuck off.
a table
a pencil
Jackie Chan
FUCK
A goat
The cum on my keyboard
Steven Yeun
The Holocaust
The entire state of Missouri
Jackie Ch-
Fuck.
w0w
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
I think I'm winning guys
Ketchup
Mustard
Hot-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaw-Jackie Chan.
FUCK!!!
A bronze medal
Lolis
Jackie Ch....... Jackie Cheung
Trees
Buildings
Jackie Ch-
Fuck!
>The Electoral College
>Comic Sans
>Jackie Chan
See? I did it! Wait...
Oh yeah? I can name 10 things.
Jell-O
Assholes
Cookies
Klu Klux Klan
Immigrants
Elbows
Cocks
Hipsters
Alex Jones
Negroes
See, no problem.
>water bottles
>tables
ummmm...
SHIT
I never get why you idiots can't do this. It's fucking easy. I can even do 4 you fucking dumbasses.
Cilantro
Honduras
Alpaca
Niggers.
>I can name more than 3... ready?
Jars of candy
Aquaman
Candles
Ku Klux Klan
Iglos
Elephants
>Not good enough? How bout some more?
Card games
Hitler's mustache
Aliens
Neptune
The abstract concept of thought
A spoon
Radiohead
Tongues, Mouth, Jackie Chan.
The word name
The number three
All people who are not Jackie Chan
Jackhammer
Chainsaw
A Jacky Chain
Phone jack
Frisbee
Sup Forums
Aw shit
A house
A dog
Jackie Cha- oh, goddammit!
Spell
nahC eikcaJ
Backwards
This thread is retarded-wait...