Name three things which are not Jackie Chan

Name three things which are not Jackie Chan
>Pro tip: You can't

a rock
a water bottle
a car
what the fuck is this thread

a rock
a water bottle
Jackie Chan

edit: oh god dammit

benedict cumberbatch
a dead baby
jackie chan

SHIT

Dicks
Pussies
Jackie Chan

Rush hour
Rush hour 2
Rush hour 3

Damn.

Cumjack Benechan
Benchan Jackiecum
Jackie Chan
..damn

Seriously WTF
Hot sauce
The American legal system
....um
.........
FUCK!!!!

Chinese guy
Actor
Smegma

Sup Forums
The new porn ads on Sup Forums
Jackie Chan

a sock
a cock
jackie chang

Tables
Split ring commutator
Jackie Ch...


FUCK THIS GAME OP!!!!!

box
apple
jacki-

goddamnit

Chucky Jan
Hacky Dan
Backy Pan

Fucking script kiddie. Fuck off.

a table
a pencil
Jackie Chan

FUCK

A goat
The cum on my keyboard
Steven Yeun

The Holocaust
The entire state of Missouri
Jackie Ch-
Fuck.

w0w

Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan

I think I'm winning guys

Ketchup
Mustard
Hot-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaw-Jackie Chan.

FUCK!!!

A bronze medal
Lolis
Jackie Ch....... Jackie Cheung

Trees
Buildings
Jackie Ch-

Fuck!

>The Electoral College
>Comic Sans
>Jackie Chan

See? I did it! Wait...

Oh yeah? I can name 10 things.

Jell-O
Assholes
Cookies
Klu Klux Klan
Immigrants
Elbows

Cocks
Hipsters
Alex Jones
Negroes

See, no problem.

>water bottles
>tables
ummmm...

SHIT

I never get why you idiots can't do this. It's fucking easy. I can even do 4 you fucking dumbasses.

Cilantro
Honduras
Alpaca
Niggers.

>I can name more than 3... ready?

Jars of candy
Aquaman
Candles
Ku Klux Klan
Iglos
Elephants

>Not good enough? How bout some more?

Card games
Hitler's mustache
Aliens
Neptune

The abstract concept of thought
A spoon
Radiohead

Tongues, Mouth, Jackie Chan.

The word name
The number three
All people who are not Jackie Chan

Jackhammer
Chainsaw
A Jacky Chain

Phone jack
Frisbee
Sup Forums
Aw shit

A house
A dog
Jackie Cha- oh, goddammit!

Spell
nahC eikcaJ
Backwards

This thread is retarded-wait...