Ask a random faggot on Sup Forums anything

Ask a random faggot on Sup Forums anything.

John.

Why do you have a body of a 13 year old

Born that way.

Nope.

How did you know what was in my refrigerator?

Are you sure?

You look like John Kamphaus.

Is that a Cradle of Filth shirt?

y u no trve kvlt black metal?

Why do some people think that LA is better than the capital of the world, New fucking York?

What was it like singing A New Level while dimebag Darrell was shredding in the background?

I do. But I'm not him, unfortunately.

You were born with the body of a 13 year old? Damn dude. Thats fucking creepy.

Do you listen to Lamb of God or Five Finger Death Punch?

Their music makes me hard.

Hollywood is full of shit, user.

It was like taking a piss after a long car ride.

Lamb of God, yes. Five Finger Death Punch, never really got into them. I should go for it.

Describe your ideal gf. Or post a pic.

Ha. Faggot. Your taste in metal sucks. both those bands are for fags.

>Hollywood is full of shit, user.

Yep, you should've never trusted it...

Because nether LAfags or New Yorkers have heard of Denver.

Yeah, but that's just like, your opinion, man.

It was this girl. Unfortunately never got nudes from her. I fucked it all up though...

She's so beautiful, I still have wet dreams about eating her out.

She's awful at doing her make up

Why are you on Sup Forums in your kitchen?
Is it easier to fap in the freezer?

You think so? I think it's kind of cute.

You guessed it.

>cradle of filth

...

How old are you?

Does this get you off?

22.

...