The last things you ate and drank are now the only things you can have. How fucked are you?

The last things you ate and drank are now the only things you can have. How fucked are you?

Packet of crisps and water.
Nahh fuck that...
Had a mince pie and milk before that.

Bucket of soda and a McDonalds cheeseburger. I'm pretty fucked

Hot dogs and water. Pretty fucked I guess.

Beef flavored ramen, and a bannana smoothie.

rate me b

torchy's tacos: brisket taco, pulled pork taco, chips and queso

drinking home brewed belgian wit at the moment

KEK. poorfag

Baked salmon with some alfredo and a craft beer. I'm fucking solid with that.

hmmm... I had a tomato with melted muenster cheese on top (melted it separate on parchment paper), with red peppers, balsamic reduction and pesto. Pretty sure I'd be lacking protein. Oh wait, I did drink it with no-fat milk, so I guess there'd be some good protein there.

Rotisserie chicken, some tomato slices, bread with olive oil, and one Thin Mint cookie. Also a six pack of Coors. I'll be ok.

Chicken wings, and Mountain Dew. Shots gonna be tasty till I have a heart attack. Probably have a bypass surgery from it.

What brand of beard oil would you recommend?

literally just inhaled two twix

2 chocolate bars and water

KEK. can afford a macbook, but can't afford sheets for your bed. :p

Nice chocolate 4 ever!

Check em

Also beard oil is for pussy. Quit acting like your Mom and go be a man.

I'm eating takis and drinking dr pepper

bean, velveeta cheese and ground beef burritos and a pepsi

or....maybe my sheets are in my dryer. you know, that's in my house?

fuckhead

Chicken Wings


:/

high, fuckhead...i'm user :)

You only have one pair of sheets?

Only a poorfag has one. You gotta have like 8 pairs m8

An Old Chub Scotch Ale and a chicken fried steak

look into adult diapers user
better than washing the sheets daily

A slice of pizza and sparkling water not too fucked but still fucked

Peach and Rasberry Tea and Chicken Alfredo from Olive Garden, with chicken and gnocci soup.

I think I'm pretty good on nutrition. Would probably be getting nauseous thinking about that food after a month though

Corn and coffee
Rip my digestive system

Tortilla soup, spinach, pears and whole milk brotein shake

im gonna make it

scrambled eggs and pancakes
im good with that

lost

sweet and hot beef jerky, Gatorade

Pizza and beer.

these Enchiladas

did you pull those out of the fucking oven?
fucking shameful

newfags dont know how to microwave

chiggin' & dumplings and poland spring water.

i'm gonna live forever!

tea and pizza

i can live with that

Spiral fries with watered down orange juice. Yyum

KEK. frozen burritos covered with ketchup and cheese?

not him but the oven is greatly superior. the microwave is for babies.

should keep you alive for a long time, if you don't have a massive rectal prolapse by 25

microwave makes the tortillas too soggy you stupid cuck-cooks

>no bed sheets
You filthy animal.

you mean "curly fries"?

>digestives with brie cheese
It wouldn't be great

Egg sausage peppers scrambled and sweet tea. I'll be ok

patato patato

i think he means frentch-fræid pertaters

Taco truck beef burrito with everything except hot salsa and bottle of water.
Meh, I can live with it.

Microwaves are for people who don't know how to cook or turn on an oven.

went to a brewery in colorado springs co...there was a food truck parked out front called potato potato.

BEST
FUCKING
FRENC FRIES
EVER

nice tripz, yo

Potato soup and alcohol... I might die

how could you skip the salsa user? you got tender duodenum or somethin?

fuck
ramen noodles
inb4 poorfag

Five mini coffee crisps and herbal tea. It will be a good death.

Breaded scallops, steamed broccoli, and water.

kek'd hard

Veggie tostadas with lots of avocado? Yeah. I'm good.

Trying this hard

fag who is poor

Bourbon and pussy. I'm good.

IT'S REAL

facebook/potatopotatocos

KEK. you're following me like a good little dog

a homegrilled bacon cheeseburger with all the works + A1 steaksauce. + a Rootbeer. fucking lit for life

Pizza prezel and pancakes

Ice tea and pussy.

Breaded? You fuckin' degenerate.

looks to good

A1 on a burger? why don't put ketchup on a hot dog and chocolate sauce on your pizza while you're at it.

Chocolate milk and doritios.
What i eat anyways. Im good on flavot and nutrition.
If you calculate your chocolate milk properly so u get enoug protien u can be as ripped as me off of this diet.
Im 220 lbs, 8-11% bf

storybook brewing is the brewery i went to

here is a growler i purchased. :)

that's a nice growler user, and I'm glad you had a nice time :)

k

>beef stew
>red wine

A fucking dream come true man.

had a fucken blast. visited 10 or 12 breweries and ate food truck food.

on a side note, my buddy carved all of the tap handles for storybook. look them up on yelp and you'll see the pics. :)

Salsa Verde doritos and long island ice tea

Pretty sure my rectums gonna take some damage but I'll probably get laid being fucked up all the time

>10 or 12 breweries
damn man that's just too much!

also, those taps are cool beans!

you hipster faggots kys

I had Panda express with water. I pretty much never wanna eat that shit ever again. So I'm pretty screwed.

far from being a hipster.

i can skin a buck and run a trot line. can you?

fake asian food

i on the other hand am sorta hipster and i happen to suck dicks as well. a lot too.

Pretty set.
Porchop with 2 quesidllas and a steel reserve

>knowing lyrics to the most popular brad paisley song doesnt make you country, also doesnt mean your not a hipster faggot.

uh...hank williams jr., you faggot. KYS

oh can a country boy survive by getting a little mud on the tires?

all natural cheetos, and either chocolate milk or deli turkey breast. i may not die.

your low self esteem is showing. :)

shut up.

>all natural cheetos
what you say nigger

...

A pulled pork sandwich and a mint chocolate chip milkshake.... I'M GOOD BOYS

...

Ordered a McDouble with McGriddle buns instead of regular buns. I'm all set.

A breakfast and dinner mix. Smart.

c-can you do that? do they do that?

beg me, you faggot.

nice tripz BTW

Chicken and bacon salad
Fuck yeah !

Would eat