Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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>mfw these threads.\

カラミチーマス

can someone teach me how to tie my shoes?

>Tired
>Have another 12 hours to stay up
Fug

[laura]
Oh I'm sorry. It sucks to be that way. I hate constantly being a spectator, even while doing activities with friends. Always on the outside, looking in.
[yuno]
I watch qtpie from time to time, he's nice. I tend to stay away from really popular streamers though. I don't really like watching people doing this for a living. I like the ones who do it for fun.
[unknown?]
I don't know. Sometimes I feel that way, but he always comes back with something fun. Right now, his Arma RP streams are hilarious.

Oh. You butt head lol. Alright, take care

(why you staying up?)
*snuggles all the cuties*

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I don't know how to tie my shoes either

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Ducky momo is my friend

pedophile alert

Goodnight guys
but qtpie is pretty popular, I believe he does it for a living
anyway im out. have a good evening
later

I didn't notice the pantsu while watching this scene.
Sleep nicely.

Sombra is really fun to play.

I put the laces in my shoes

how do you manage cutie? :o

I know he does, but at least he's very thankful for all donations/subs, unlike some who just ignore them and still get a lot of money.
Anyway. goodnight.

How can you snuggle that many cutes at once though?

you pulling an all nighter or something?

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cuddle me ;-;
I get a really big bed :o

I do the aspie thing, sorta like you. I stick my laces under the other laces and just sort of hide tuck the rest into the sides of my shoe.

But there are too many on you, you'd likely not be able to breathe.

I had to google what aspie means :o

I used to cut off the laces so I wouldn't have to deal with them

why so glum, chum? :(
that's how I wanna go :)

Not cute. And because I work tomorrow night, gotta get my sleep fixed.

Always.

i wish someone would snuggle me irl

I suppose it'd be a cute way to go out, but how would everyone react when they find your dead body under them? you wouldn't want to upset cutes would you?

why would anyone torture themselves with working nights? :(
I would snuggle you if you were in Arizona
I'd have them sign a reverse waiver :o

It's nothing, promise!
Living with autism is just something I don't like doing sometimes.

I'd snuggle you.. If you wanted to, that is..

Because I despise day shifts.

They'd still find you're dead body under them when they wake up though, thus upset cutes happen.

I can somewhat agree with you there, but there's the benefit of dealing with less bullshit that one shouldn't be involved with in the first place.

do you actually have autism, or is it just a meme?

and ok, but I'm always available to talk if you want about anything c:
where do you work?

my mom works nights and is miserable and sad :(
no that's what the reverse waiver is though, so they know what they getting into :o

Downtown. Security.

Does she work at WalMart?

she does :o

are you a psychic cutie?

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I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome late, at age 16. It's not a meme, I inherited it from my mother.
Thank you, I'll keep that in mind.

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

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Yes that is a good point. Especially for someone who gets their little feelings easily hurt, like I do.

They would never be prepared.

No, but I've worked night shift at WalMart. It is a soul crushing terrible experience. I'd never work there again.

There's truth in that. Especially when booze and friends are involved.

Hello Lewdvia!
I never got the chance to ask! Where do you live?

you kinda look like galil just not as gay
ok then cutie, it's hard to tell with the sense of humor some people have

and I'm always your friend if you want ;-;
I was just searching for pics right now :o

Goodnight

I'm okay with this

Go to sleep

she works there her whole life, sad times
then how do you suggest we fix the cutie dilemma? :o

Well i'm not a shitty rifle

Are we ever going to be more than just friends?
I'd like an upgrade, sir!

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does arizona have good weather?
i do :o

Well if you slept on top of them a different cutie would die, perhaps one at a time or something.

it's fucking hot, like you :o
well we could be, but that's not up to me
what if we did speed snuggling, like speed dating
what's your favorite kind of gun if you have one?

Michigan user-san
I'm still waiting senpai
But I'm watching college basketball smugs. I can't go to bed
Oh why hello there cutie, how are you?

I'm a fan of lever action rifles, they are pretty cool

Bababooie

That doesn't sound too good.

I praise the one and only true god Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.

>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.

>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.

>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.

hint hint -nudge nudge-

Ohhh? Honestly, just got done winning 100$ in a poker game, so I'm feeling pretty strong now!

I want to touch the tails!

I'm trying to brainstorm here ;-;
lever? what are those
I did find some funny ass juvia pics but you need to be patient
what are you suggesting? :o

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Annie Claimed

all there ever is here is rain ;-;
i'll fly out there right now
false

Nighto.

sleep tight cutie
squid kid
I hate the rain because then I can't run because the mud

live in my trailer :o

Two at a time?

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That's pretty good. Hopefully i can win some money tonight too.
You know what i want. I'll always be waiting for you

Pls

goodnight

but what's the time for each session?
I might need to bust out the paint tbh

Finally done at work

Do it

youtube.com/watch?v=YptCTcVrf9w

Smugs i can't go to bed. Please let me stay up
As long as it looks good and meets my standards

it wont :o

we might have to make a new deal :(

two minutes.

what makes you think i'm a squid kid?

ment for

well judging by this I know you're a fucking dingus :o
but I wanna snuggle all night ;^;

Add the time up with all the waifus and it should be longer.

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No i want our waifu's having loving sex

well i'm trying

I don't see you around a lot, are you new?
I want us to do that though
sleep tight, I love you :o
I just wanna snuggle the cuties

I want to see your waifu strip

You know what I'm suggesting, hon. ;o

In what way? Better not be lewd!

-touches Ran's fluffy tails-
So soft~

well then sure thing chicken wing :o
I want to see your waifu strip

Put together all the cuties and you should have a good 16 minutes m8.

You know what needs to happen first
How about this?
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No it's nothing like that.
>i do that for free anyway

i usually come to these type of threads and lurk when it's midnight

so yeah i guess i am new here

that's not all night snuggling tho ;-;

we gotta up the time

goodnight

I saw that ghost a lot when I was looking for pics, what is it? :o
oh alright then, nice to meet you then, don't get involved with the dangerous waifus >.>
sleep well

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