How do you get cum out of your ass?

How do you get cum out of your ass?

lick it

Wut

Its.. a long story... I just need to know how to get it out.

poop it out dumbass. If you're concerned about an std you're too late. The damage is done.

this

Get an enema. Why the fuck do you need it out though?

leave it in there, it will cum out eventually

Get a straw faggot

Because its humiliating. I dont want it in there. I dont like the way it feels.

Deal with it faggot

Sometimes people make decisions they regret. You'll just have to get over it. It will be more humiliating to shove water up your ass to flush it out, right?

Its fucking gross. Also I don't want it getting into my underwear. Also I am not a faggot

Stop being a fucking faggot

Maybe you should have thought ahead then. You've got cum in your ass. That makes you a faggot.

You're the faggot who posted earlier about getting ass blasted for the first time, aren't you?

Maybe it wasnt my fucking choice?

How'd it get in there then?

You dont
>smugpepe.jpg

I was at a friends house and he just kind of did it

>enema
>use a finger
>wait for your next shit

I won't pester you about it, but these are your options.

Post pic of your abused asshole

Bleach enema

Depends if it is your own or someone elses jizzy loveglue

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Wat

So it was your choice. You could've nope the fuck out of there, but you chose to be a faggot.

Noobs ITT. Protip use vacuum

Boom boom!

Are you guy or a girl?

Just use vaccuum cleaner to suck that shit out from the shitter.

Im just afraid it wont actually come out when i shit. I am also dreading how that will feel.

Im not gonna post a picture of my ass. Thats gay and disgusting

How the fuck was it my choice? I didnt have a choice

Im a guy

Sandpaper.

You hot ass fucked by a ded whk creampied you and you say posting a pic of Your ass is gay. Lol. Shut up and spread that ass

You could've nope tthe fuck out of there. Buy you didn't. That means that it was in fact a choice.

And body want to bet he goes back for more soon. I bet yoh enjoyed it didn't you

U gotta get some more cum up there to loosen the load, then when it hits critical mass the whole lot will just fart out. Get a buddy to cum up your asshole a few times until u feel the urge to break wind.

I once got fucked in the ass, was drunk and try everything once right? Next day felt disgusted af, never did it again. I know how you feel but It seems you were semi raped so actually I dont. you will get over it

Now get that cum out from your shitter and kill yourself

Stick sharpie in pooper

Its only gay if you want to get ass fucked

No I fucking couldn't he forced the issue.

No it was awful

Why would I want something else up there?

Tell us what happened.

Doesn't matter if he forced the issue. You still let him fuck you. That was still a choice.

Why did you put it in there then, faggot?

How is it a fucking choice???????

Fine. I will try and make it short

>at friends house
>drinking a little (not much so I dont think its an excuse)
>start discussing politics
>end up admitting I voted trump
>he says he begrudgingly voted Hillary
>says I probably think I am some sort of tough guy bad ass for voting trump
>says thats how most trump supporters are
>keeps going on about this shit
>for some reason starts saying shit along the lines of "bad asses wouldnt let themselves get ass fucked would they"
>ask him what the hell he is on about
>charges me and tackles me

Yeah I think you know how the rest of this goes...

You let it happen. That's a choice.

>cum in asshole
>not a faggot
Choose one you cock gobbler

Wait your friend raped you?

How old are you and how old was the other guy?

>bad asses wouldnt let themselves get ass fucked would they


FUCKING SHIT I AM DYING

I DID NOT LET IT HAPPEN. HE OVERPOWERED ME

I am 21 and he is 23. I dont see how it really matters though..

Holy shit now that is some good ol horsing around!

If he overpowered you it was rape. Call the cops or something. Get a rape kit done.

LMao what happened after he came in you? why dont you call the cops? also they can take that cum out from your asshole.

How the fuck did he manage to get your pants down and his dick out and in your asshole enough to cum without you breaking free?

>trump supporter
Oh, of course. So you're retarded, but that goes without saying.

I am already humiliated enough. I dont want everyone finding out about this. I dont know if I could face them. Plus who could believe a guy was raped? I would be a laughing stock

I just got up and sat there. And I left. Couldnt even look at him.

technically he'd be a cock straddler.

>Trump supporters are now getting raped by hilldawg supporters

Wow. How the tables have turned..

He's not gonna get punished then.

You might wanna pick up some diapers, i hear that taking it from behind can occasionally cause fags to shit themselves because it loosens them up so much

Idk. He just held me down by the back of my head with one arm and did the rest with his other arm. He is a pretty big guy. Was a D linemen at our uni. Even still though when he first got ahold of me I didnt expect him to be that strong. But fuck I couldn't even move.

Oh fuck off libtard.

>tfw OP is really a faggot

I emplore you, even if you feel embarrassed about it now, talk to the police. If you don't now, seeking recourse will be that much harder.

I think OP liked it a little but isn't truthful with himself. If I were you, I would kill that guy or go to cops.

Or am I wrong?

He will fuck you again and/or everyone will know that he fucked you sooner or later.

LOL if thats the story your gunna tell the cops you need to make it more convincing than that bro.
say like he hit you with a bat or something and knocked you out and raped you. cause otherwise no ones gunna buy that weak ass story.

How do I know they will even believe me? I already feel pathetic. Telling other people while they actually look at me... plus then everyone will find out

Kill him and go to jail? I couldnt do that. Plus he is, or was, a close friend... and no. I hated it..

How is that pathetic? What am I supposed to say? How am I supposed to lie about that? I would be beat to fuck if he hit me with a bat, and I am not.

>this thread is bait.

Sure whatever the fuck you think

Did you get the cum out?

Honestly I am taking a shit right now. Some came out. But it still feels like some is in there. Also I am pretty sure I see blood... is that bad? Will it go away?

nigga you gon die

I mean its not alot of blood but idk

You are a stupid faggot that wanted to get raped.
If it were me it wouldn't matter how big he was, head butt, bite, kick, wiggle and nudge until you break free, there are so many things you can do.

You are just a retarded faggot.

Th only way to revenge this shit is to reverse-rape him.

>taser
>duct tape
>lube

Seriously, zap him and go. To. TOWN on dat ass. I mean really enjoy yourself.

OP if you do a murder-suicide of your rapist you'd be pretty cool guy. Wear a body cam for bonus points

You dont think I struggled? It just wasnt enough.

I couldnt enjoy that. I am not a homosexual

Nuh uh
You can't tell us this kind of thing without telling us the story with it.
So spill the beans

Did u blow your load too op?

Do tell

So you weren't raped.

You let him fuck you.

So it was a choice and you're a faggot

>You dont think I struggled? It just wasnt enough.
Yeah it would of been enough if you really didn't want it to happen, clearly you did. Faggot.

It's not anout sex, fuck-puppet....it's about power.

Bonus points is when you call them by their girlfriend/wife's name

EVVERYBODY HOLD UP
HOLD UP
HOLD UP
EVERYBODY HOLD UP

ARE YOU GOING TO GET REVENGE OR NOT? THAT IS THE FUCKING QUESTION HERE.

This is quality OC that needs preserving

Did u get hard op?

They could dna the cum you fuckwit

Look:How the fuck do you people come to this conclusion? There was nothing I could do i tried. I highly doubt you fucks could have done any different. So I guess according to yourselves you would also be a fucking faggot.

How am I even supposed to get hard? Sorry man ass just doesnt do it for me

are you fucking retarded, semen is proof positive that he did. If you make a police report then he at least has to face the music. If you do nothing then you choose to deal with it by yourself.

If you seek help then you can still get support..
Hospitals have rape kits and nurses trained to be discrete for this exact type of situations. Don't be so dense man ffs.

Shit's called viagra, double-nigger

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

OP, let it drive you insane until you are in a good enough state of mind to be able to get revenge

>autustic work of fiction

Fixed

How?

Fuck no!

Yeah, but the process of them getting the semen would be humiliating in itself. Plus once he gets in trouble and its in the news and everything then everyone knows.

On the off chance that this is not bait, you should at the bare minimum go to a local hospital and get medically checked out

>It's not already out
>Get pregnant
You're fucked m8

how are you this uninformed, they use a cotton swab. they aren't going to vacuum your fucking anus out. also you are no special snowflake so you likely won't make the news. theres nothing scandalous about your situation

It wouldn't be anything to be embarrassed about if u did get hard while he was assraping u. He would have been stimulating your prostate before he blew his seed up your chute. You may have even ejaculated

>doesn't care about revenge or justice
>too embarrassing :(
Yeah, you are gay.

Whatever man ur a fuking idiot.
Who cares if everyone knows.
This is why living in a conservative society is fucking retarded.
Ur either a nerd, a fag, or the white role model christian perfect boy ur supposed to be and everyone loves that guy te most.

>op came hands-free