What's this hairstyle called?

What's this hairstyle called?

punanikino

The Felt Pen

that rug with the highways i used to ride my toy cars on

the motherfucker birthday

looks like he has a bald eagle on his head

The Birthday Snatcher

Smooth Tibetan Flow

the Eddie Munster

Hapkido spraypaint

the pussy slayer

the "this thatch cost me $10,000 and still looks like shit"

The JC Denton

Krylon or the Ronco GLH.

Steven's Seagull

...

ill never understand why they animated shots for when he starts turning around

The Velvet Fog.

this meme died way too soon

no, wellesposting died way too soon

fucking lol, 100% accurate

The Norwood Cemetary

I need to walk in to the barber and request this.

This needs to be a thing.

Fake it until you make it