You don't need braces, your snaggletooth gives you "charisma"

>you don't need braces, your snaggletooth gives you "charisma"

>just because you're "different in the mind," doesn't mean you can't be happy

>Dad & I need you boys to help as much as you can around the house while he's involved in this business deal with Faisal - when it's done, we'll raise your allowance from $3.50 per week to $10.50 per week

(I also learned never again to trust anyone named Faisal - or anyone from the Middle East, really)

>whether you're an astronaut or a ditch-digger, work hard and people will respect you

Goddamn that, comma

lold hard at Faisal. how did he screw you?

you must write in cursive when you're older

Both my Dad and Faisal lost tens of thousands of dollars because negotiations went on for ever - really buttfucked the family for a few years

>i won't pull out your tooth, i just want a look

>i can pull my thumb off

>jesus is always there

>Daddy and mommy loves you

please learn to use commas properly

>Dropping your item and pressing alt + f4 will duplicate it

>you'll find happiness

Lolol

kek

...

>murrica is by and for the best and the brightest
>(not them injuns tho, just us)
>we're the good guys
>Christian nation
>we are a/the only force for good in the world
>god gave us this place bc he loves us
>and blesses us as his favorite
>bc we're the best
>be as good a person as you can be
>and work hard
>bc good decent hardworking ppl win in the end

lol the ignorant gullibility of idealistic youth.

fuck me

lol the ignorant edginess of a narcissistic teenager

Ok, obviously heavy on the propaganda there.
>be as good a person as you can be
>and work hard
>bc good decent hardworking ppl win in the end

But that's true.

Clearly not.

kek
/trumped

>Never trust strangers
>Mommy and daddy love you
>girls would never break you
>It's unmanly to cry
>You'll grow up, have a job, get married, have kids
>Death is far away you have plenty of time to live your life
>You can be anything you want
>Everything will be easy and happy
I'm 24. Stuck in a unhealthy relationship (girlfriend is into perks, hangs out with her brothers friends more than me, suicidal.) My drug/drinking habit is taking over my life. (I'm on xanax, weed, used to take benadryl for shit trips, shrooms often, just got off heroin a month ago, I drink every night.) I hate my job. My parents kicked me out and I had to live with friends for two years from 17-19 and I live in a shitty apartment. I'm scared to go outside. I can't look people in the eyes. I lost trust in everyone I know. Every night I think about ending it.

Might as well do it now, because your own life is going to get exponentially harder the older you get, without even worrying about other people's problems.

I've been dwelling on it for some time. I'm in canada so no guns, too afraid to hang myself, drown myself, jump off a building. I want something painless and I know I'm not going painless it's out of the question.

Stay at Robert De Niro's new house in Toronto lol

sound like you got two choices

-dump the bitch, get off the drugs, stop being a piece of shit in general

-kill yourself quick before you become any more of a drag on society