>you don't need braces, your snaggletooth gives you "charisma"
>just because you're "different in the mind," doesn't mean you can't be happy
>Dad & I need you boys to help as much as you can around the house while he's involved in this business deal with Faisal - when it's done, we'll raise your allowance from $3.50 per week to $10.50 per week
(I also learned never again to trust anyone named Faisal - or anyone from the Middle East, really)
>whether you're an astronaut or a ditch-digger, work hard and people will respect you
Kevin Peterson
Goddamn that, comma
Ian Green
lold hard at Faisal. how did he screw you?
Daniel Taylor
you must write in cursive when you're older
Nathaniel Parker
Both my Dad and Faisal lost tens of thousands of dollars because negotiations went on for ever - really buttfucked the family for a few years
Isaac Reyes
>i won't pull out your tooth, i just want a look
>i can pull my thumb off
>jesus is always there
Alexander Perez
>Daddy and mommy loves you
Dominic Russell
please learn to use commas properly
John Smith
>Dropping your item and pressing alt + f4 will duplicate it
Leo Cooper
>you'll find happiness
Daniel Hill
Lolol
Matthew Edwards
kek
Joseph Wood
...
Jackson Stewart
>murrica is by and for the best and the brightest >(not them injuns tho, just us) >we're the good guys >Christian nation >we are a/the only force for good in the world >god gave us this place bc he loves us >and blesses us as his favorite >bc we're the best >be as good a person as you can be >and work hard >bc good decent hardworking ppl win in the end
lol the ignorant gullibility of idealistic youth.
Ayden Campbell
fuck me
Josiah Wood
lol the ignorant edginess of a narcissistic teenager
Aaron Rogers
Ok, obviously heavy on the propaganda there. >be as good a person as you can be >and work hard >bc good decent hardworking ppl win in the end
But that's true.
Aiden Collins
Clearly not.
Thomas Jones
kek /trumped
Angel Sullivan
>Never trust strangers >Mommy and daddy love you >girls would never break you >It's unmanly to cry >You'll grow up, have a job, get married, have kids >Death is far away you have plenty of time to live your life >You can be anything you want >Everything will be easy and happy I'm 24. Stuck in a unhealthy relationship (girlfriend is into perks, hangs out with her brothers friends more than me, suicidal.) My drug/drinking habit is taking over my life. (I'm on xanax, weed, used to take benadryl for shit trips, shrooms often, just got off heroin a month ago, I drink every night.) I hate my job. My parents kicked me out and I had to live with friends for two years from 17-19 and I live in a shitty apartment. I'm scared to go outside. I can't look people in the eyes. I lost trust in everyone I know. Every night I think about ending it.
Charles Hughes
Might as well do it now, because your own life is going to get exponentially harder the older you get, without even worrying about other people's problems.
Mason Kelly
I've been dwelling on it for some time. I'm in canada so no guns, too afraid to hang myself, drown myself, jump off a building. I want something painless and I know I'm not going painless it's out of the question.
Juan Flores
Stay at Robert De Niro's new house in Toronto lol
Leo Martinez
sound like you got two choices
-dump the bitch, get off the drugs, stop being a piece of shit in general
-kill yourself quick before you become any more of a drag on society