Things you wouldn't want to hear from your sexual partner

Things you wouldn't want to hear from your sexual partner.

"When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV."

"You are just as good as my dad!"

Is it in yet?

top plap

''I think penetration is not my thing after all''

"daddy? mommy is in the driveway"

"Don't be such a triggered beta cuck, user!"

Deeper

"will you buy me a teddy now daddy?"

be gentle

you like that? you fucking retard

user said things you DONT want to hear...

"...I was surfing Sup Forums..."

"I'm over 18"

"OP is my husband." "Don't worry – he knows as he is a willing cuck."

i know
i don't want to hear this because it will be scary if corpses started speaking things like that

It's just like a normal human penis only smaller.

kek

When are you going to make orgasms great again?

So I guess I'm pitching then? Sounds good to me!!

Did you watch the new Laci Green upload?

>What's a feminine penis?

>Backtalk