Shooting At Das Kino-Center

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not islamistic they say.

Scat porn or something with David Hasselhoff.

>be yuropoor
>get shot

Neon Demon

btw
>shooter was a masked man
>theater named kinopolis
>very few survivors

You're a cuckold.

>no wounded except shooter

based euro police forces

>What were they watching Sup Forums

Central Intelligence

kinopolis.de/vi/film/07354000012PLXMQDD/88210000572PLXMQDD.php

>Kinopolis

Was getting shot part of his plan?

it all makes sense now.

Mein shisa

>armed with an airgun
>no one hurt
>attacker dead

wew lad.

>No mass shootings in Germany for decades
>Gibbsmedats out of nowhere
>"Shooter wasn't a Muslim!"

Yes, yes, he was a tanned German, we know. Just like how all the news outlets stated the Colorado shooter had nothing to do with being a Muslim until the fact was made apparent on social media.

>pictured: a poster for a Brendan Fraser movie

This is actually the next big cinema for me.

Thank god I pirate all my movies and watch at home

of courshe (death during jihad grants you heaven)

-police found a hand grenade and and a suicide belt, both are currently being disarmed
-attacker spoke broken German while interacting with the hostages


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Because most white Germans can't speak their own language, and everyone knows suicide bomb belts are the trademark symbol of the white man.

schmeckle films.

That theater is still showing The Matrix, The Mummy, and some Julia Roberts movie.

It's Hessia. They aren't known for speaking proper German.

Bravo

share stories from Das Kinopolis
>two for the Terrance Malick film
>ok, two singles, row 3rd and 12th
>actually me and my gf want to sit next to each other
>silence, everyone looks at us
>ughhh, you are not going to talk during the film, are you?
>n... no...
>ok... here you are...
>and where can I get some popcorn?
>look of ultimate disdain on lady's face

Fuck off you literal cuckold.

>psyops going into overdrive

Why?

Do you expect some recent movies from Kinopolis?

Hessians literally speak the most normal and understandable German.

>Germans have an entire indoor city devoted to late 90s kino

...

how many more must die before hes satisfied?

Didn't it turn out that he didn't even kill anyone and the injuries were from tear gas?

Did he even have a real gun?

>HAPPENED IN A CINEMA

But I guess you only want to bitch about it when it involves Americans and you can talk shit.

1. He had a gun that fired blanks but was still able to take moviegoers hostage.
2. He did not shoot anyone
3. He was killed by police.
4. Only injuries that were sustained were people injured by tear gas
5. No links to terrorism.

>Go to the movies
>Get shot

Typical day in the life of a yuropeasant.

This wouldn't have happened if the other moviegoers were armed with their cinema assault rifle and complimentary falcon like here in America. Just saying.

Kino

Americunts are too fat to get through the door of most cinemas.

Wow, epic top tier banter that doesn't make sense you Muslim cuck. Did you face Mecca while you posted that so the refugees you took in won't behead you after they're done doing their daily rape raid on your women?

No one should be shot for enjoying a kino, the terrorists have gone too far this time.

Films are haram. As are sports. Enjoy your Sharia law bros.

>amurrican """"""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""
wew

>go to shoot up Kino
>on a weekday afternoon with hot summer weather
>only 30 people are present, spread out over 6 different screening rooms
Massacre pro.

Better than "HURR UR FAT!" for the 8 billionth time. It's like us calling you Nazis, it's played out and not true, we're not even the fattest people by a long shot anymore. Fucking beaners are fatter than us. Your shit is played out and weak. Enjoy your beheading for having an opinion, Muslim cumsipper.

pretty sure they just nuked you m8

>Not a single death except the attacker
Bades German police

>americunt farts out euro-muzzi quip for 8 billionth time
>eurocunt farts back
>americunt blows the fuck up about creativity

Is this kino?

Is this what qualifies as banter across the pond?

Weak

ARE AUSSIE SHEPS KINO?

>Still no actual rebuttal

America wins, as usual.

>current state of banter on the internet
You all need to kill yourselves

The famous american ignorance at work here boys

So in your mind this is closer to film discussion and definitely not a news story, correct?

>Australian shepherd
Jesus Christ look at that face.

Just look at that fucking face.

Its bred for shitposting

Any other conspiracies you wanna uncover while you're at it?

>h-he didn't use a gun!
Are you saying that you don't need a gun to injure 25 people? Because that's a pretty observation to me

He had a rifle, not a gun. Also he "injured" those people with tear gas.
This thread is shit. A maniac went berserk but because it isn't America he couldn't kill anyone. The police came and shot him. End of story.

/thread

>He had a rifle, not a gun
ok then
>belgium
>charlie hebdo
>bataclan
these are just recently. I think Europe is gonna have to get used to getting murdered by refugees

t. Reinhardt

>armed with an airgun
>no one hurt
>attacker dead
Feels good to live in germany

Gun control isn't supposed to stop 100% of shootings. There's nothing short of constant surveillance of single individual that could stop 100% of anything. Gun control stops the 1000s of people who die in America every year because someone was angry and happened to have a gun on them.

how come we have not had a major terrorist attack yet

thousands of people don't die from mass shootings in america my buzzfeed reading friend. more people are struck and killed by lightning. most gun deaths are suicides/gangs/police

Germany had like 2 terror attacks with 3 dead in the last 2 decades.

Muslims won't attack the country that gives them free housing and white gfs.

>Gun control stops the 1000s of people who die in America every year because someone was angry and happened to have a gun on them.

We're not talking about the mass shootings. We're talking about one here and there. It adds up, but you don't notice it because 'man gets shot in parking lot after argument' doesn't make international news when it happens 5 times a day.

It doesn't. Most gun killings are suicide or gang related.

that was a fact, not a conspiracy