NFL general: Flacco edition

PIT:Antonio buries 'Skins with two touchdowns
PIT:Big Ben leads Steelers with three TDs on MNF
PIT:D-Will (171 yds, 2 TDs) steamrolls WAS on MNF
DEN:Demaryius (hip) on Wk 2: Taking it day by day
CLE:Report: 'Very tough' for RG3 to return in '16
WAS:Matt Jones, Josh Doctson both active for MNF
GB:Pack CB Shields lands in concussion protocol
BUF:Sammy Watkins: I'm definitely playing on TNF
SD:Chargers add No. 3 pick Bosa to active roster
SD:Chargers officially place Keenan Allen on IR
MIN:Vikes won't announce quarterback until Sunday
CLE:Josh McCown takes over as Cleveland's starter

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Flacco is elite

Mother
Fucking
Patriots

You laughed before

how do you stop him?

ps: anyone inventing fiction and lies in the hopes that they'll obscure my intelligence and rhetoric is only disservice themselves and their position

I unironically root for the Ravens because the are the team with the most paranormal mascot. Who else here /picksteambymascot/

shoo shoo pedo

Good win last night.

All of it has been factual. You've literally admitted to being attracted to kids. It's in the archives, Irrelevant Jr.

Rams will finish 2-14 this season.

>lol with one more year peyton has over 100 more tds with 8 more game winning drives and 2,300 more yards
Peyton played 266 regular season games in his career, Brady has played 225.

Doesn't seem like a 1 year difference

the system only works with Handsome QBs

2bh the only bad games he's had are a couple against the ratbirds and the shehawks last year when Ben completely ignored him.

Why aren't you a Rams fan you bandwagon fuck?

He's an idiot, ignore him

Shut up Diddler

You have Donkey Brains

shit i new i was forgetting something thanks for the reminder

ps: anyone too stupid to understand that i was condemning, not endorsing, pedophilia is only disservicing themselves in the eyes of the intelligent observer

i will post this in every motherfucking thread until you retards stop being dumb (unlikely lol) or you get tired of it and just stop

>meme Kelly turning Gabo into the second coming of Elway

I-is it real?

Pack bros, who do we replace Sam shields with? This is his 4th concussion. They guy probably doesn't even know how to tie his shoes anymore.

shoo shoo diddler

shit i knew i was forgetting something thanks for the reminder

ps: anyone too stupid to understand that i was condemning, not endorsing, pedophilia is only disservicing themselves in the eyes of the intelligent observer

i will post this in every motherfucking thread until you retards stop being dumb (unlikely lol) or you get tired of it and just stop

im literally irrelevent lmao

i keep telling you faggots and you still dont believe me

Reminder that post week 1 power rankings will be posted late tonight, some time between 2-3 am.

please omit this post

there is a typo

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nfl.com/player/tombrady/2504211/careerstats
>16 years

nfl.com/player/peytonmanning/2501863/careerstats
>17 years

>not counting the one year injured

you got that mixed up. peyton has succeeded with multiple head coaches. I mean seriously belicheck went 11-5 with matt freaking cassel. he won with out brady, ninkovich, some of the oline, and fucking gronkowski.

its belicheck

love how people discount bill so much. I was wrong in calling him out for his draft picks. 80% of this success is to bill. I am sorry I have a hard time not seeing brady being put over the top because bill.

shoo shoo diddler

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Why doesn't Riley Cooper have a job? I wanna see him fight every nigger here.

can't watch the game right now

is he really playing well?

man blowing you memelords out for the past hour has made me hungry

i want some chick fil a

shoo shoo pedo

You should be excited, you're going to be famous when you get arrested for child pornography.

>2nd tripfag on Sup Forums to get a felony

why did you switch from diddler to pedo

Still not seeing anything about Terence Williams being released.

shoo shoo child rapist

DLing all the games, aside from jests bills.

Have MIA@SEA
RAiders Saints
Jax Pack
Lions Clots

any webm request?

>cuckholdme

>Its a bucme vehemently defends himself to no avail episode because his autism doesn't allow him to see where he is episode

I'm loving every minute of this.

I made that

Standby for an updated version loll

You have the still's drop?

So who's getting the #1 pick? The Browns or Titans (via the Rams)?

yeah

i'd like a webm of charles sims run for a td
and gerald mccoy and kwon alexander doing a cheeky high-five

sims' run is just before halftime

No interest. Besides, I've been through too much as a Pats fan to switch.

Sleep tight molesty

dolphins

He should try out for the Patriots

I wouldn't mind seeing him on a real team.

Y'know what...

Let's not take a quarterback number 1 overall. We already have another pick we can use later in the first round for that.

For the first pick, let's take Myles Garrett, and then whatever pick the Iggles have that they gave to us we'll use on Deshone Kizer, Chad Kelly, Baker Mayfield, Brad Kaaya, or Luke Falk. Watson is already gone to the Niners by then anyway, and 2017's QB class looks better than 2016's.

>Rasmfags thought they would finally be relevant

This is too sad, at least the Browns accept it

That'll be the endt game DLed

The HAVE are the ones Dled so itll be a few minutes

got it

>having this little faith

they wont do bad enough to get good senpai. 10th pick

Were there Ramsfags who thought a move to LA would make them good? You don't get a new roster because you switched cities.

i'm calm

i'm collected

i'm cool

you're not hurting me

i understand

thanks man

stfu

you are right they are the same team as they have been 15 years. they would be way better off being shitty

youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

neccesary to play along

Anyone else miss C'mon Man today? Well here ya go...

youtube.com/watch?v=v6-S23TNxpk

I knew they were going to be shit as soon as they got here. But all the other people I know were acting like they'd be a good team.

Hay NFL General Guy, fuck you for never mentioning the Lions, who beat the Colts yesterday.

>the media overhyping of LA teams has already afflicted the rams

My fucking sides. They'll be calling for fishers head soon and he'll finally be fired

You are a diddler with literal donkey brains

>wins by a touchdown against the buffalo bills
>elite

You know he's just copying the headlines from Rotoworld right

So the Redskins are geniuses for tagging Cousins, right?

here's a picture of bucme for your image
>that play where the steelers had 8 men in coverage and he still threw it downfield instead of running

At this point it's looking cheaper than a long term deal

EVERY YEAR! EVERY FUCKING YEAR!

>I'm calm. I'm collected. I'm cool. You're not hurting me.

Is that what you say to yourself every night before going to sleep? Must be your equivalent of the Lord's prayer. Of course, comparing your therapeutic mantra to the Lord's prayer is probably sacrilege to Catholics. Oh wait! No it's not, because you and many Fathers have something in common.

THE PATRIOTS ARE GONNA GET A FREE RIDE TO THE PLAYOFFS EVEN WITHOUT BRADY, EVEN WITHOUT GRONK! ITS JUST NOT FAIR!!!

Does Sup Forums have an NFL pick em group this year?

don't even bother baking the cake

just put frosting on the razor blades

Mock Draft 2017 top 6:
>Browns - Myles Garrett, DE, Texas A&M
>Niners - Deshaun Watson, QB, Clemson
>Burrs - Cam Robinson, OT, Bama
>Tits - Jalen Tabor, CB, Florida
>Tits (via Rams) - Juju Smith Schuster, WR, USC
>Browns (via Iggles) - Deshone Kizer, QB, Notre Dame

Oh goddess who bore us what we must have done to have buried
your daughters and prayed for a son.

The wind and the rain spoke a language of wonder
To a species rising thickly to a dialogue with thunder
In the empty space between better and worse
Language unravels and irony hurts.

Can someone knowledgeable in football explain to me why R******s couldn't have moved Josh Norman around the field to man cover AB? I understand they wanted to lock down one side of the field, but why can't they adapt that strong side depending on which side AB is at?

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memelords with your memes

tell me: do you think such posts have any weight whatsoever

because while you meme your life away on invention and lies i'm over here, entirely indifferent moving my life in the right direction

tell me: do you want to be a memelord your entire life

tell me

norman suffers from the babby sherman disease

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Kizer will be drafted before Watson

You look like a diddler

You should grow a mustache

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Gabbert is playing very well.

i expect they're trying to emulate the jets' scheme from when revis was in his prime but for whatever reason they didn't shift coverage over to brown once norman had shutdown his side of the field

>Quads wasted on a diddler

I'm just fuckin' around at the speed of sound. You're the one who keeps the show going by providing an easy target.

that's an old picture

i'm much more handsome now

Anybody have a gif or webm of the Colts wildly lateraling the ball back and forth in the last seconds of yesterday's game against the Lions?

>a bunch of the games are in cryllic in my UTor

why.jpg

cantr tell what games are which

I'm sure the children appreciate that

How the fuck does this guy have a job?

I've always assumed Norman only felt comfortable on the left side of the field, and wouldn't be as productive on the right side

BTFO
T
F
O

worst part is how perfect a throw that is

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Holy fuck that backup center manhandled the fuck out of that guy

that's actually what cuckme looks like?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>a fucking safety

JUST

i know you're just fucking around but can you not find more inventive ways to do that

you mean in your client

why would it interpret files like that

the ripe white women at my school do but i just ignore them because roasties deserve to be punished

Steelers are so good.

tuel will rule

Apologize.