What's the last law you broke?

What's the last law you broke?

laws are just walls spelled backwards

Nice try nsa

Well. My gf lied to me about her age and she's a monior. I mean I'm 19. She's 14 (said she was 17 and she looks it too) we have only hugged so far so nothing bad i suppose.

physics

Probably something simple like speeding.

>walking down the street
>decide to cross the road
>would have been at a crosswalk in another 9 paces

FUCK DA POLICE

I smoked weed last night

Is it me or does it smell like bacon in here??

REBEL.

Yielding at a stop sign

I really need to get out of the habit before I get a fucking ticket

i wished a nigga would

Read your own sentence, dimwit.

Crossed the border illegally

Anal sex threesome with a man and his under aged tiger in the state of Texas.

Not exactly illegal but frowned upon. I jacked off in a Concentration Camp museum in North Germany

Deadly serious about his statement, too.

Stole some girls weed but she called the cops
>inb4 dumbass girl called the cops cause I stole her drugs

>swal

I may have watched part of the John Candy blockbuster The Great Outdoors on youtube.

You hugged a 14-year old? That's some sick law breaking there bud. Judas Priest would be proud of this madness

Trafficking

Threatening the president-elect's life, publicly. The only replies I got were "I'm in if you got a way to do it" by several people and one "No way you can do that, besides, saying that is illegal."

I'm smoking weed at work and I run heavy machinery in a factory lol

Weed, when about now

I used a KWC CO2 gun shooting windows. I broke about 30 of them. The Jericho 941 really is powerful

A kid got popped for threatening LeBron James on espn. Be watching for suspicious vans outside your house.

I crossed the road when the pedestrian red light was on...