/nfl/ General-Starsky and Hutch Edition

LAR:Rams considered benching Keenum for Mannion
SF:Kerley sees team-high 11 targets in MNF win
LAR:Case Keenum hilariously awful in MNF defeat
SF:Carlos Hyde runs for two TDs in rout of Rams
LAR:Joke's on you, L.A.: Rams demolished by 49ers
PIT:Antonio buries 'Skins with two touchdowns
PIT:Big Ben leads Steelers with three TDs on MNF
PIT:D-Will (171 yds, 2 TDs) steamrolls WAS on MNF
DEN:Demaryius (hip) on Wk 2: Taking it day by day
CLE:Report: 'Very tough' for RG3 to return in '16
WAS:Matt Jones, Josh Doctson both active for MNF
GB:Pack CB Shields lands in concussion protocol

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1st for Chip

you now remember colt brennan

4th for Color Rush jerseys.

Apologize

ey bby u wan sum fuk

>that game was 8 years ago

damn

they leak Miamis yet?

Yes, check the twitter handle.

they are orange.

>LAR:Case Keenum hilariously awful in MNF defeat
>LAR:Joke's on you, L.A.: Rams demolished by 49ers

xth for 11 points in the pick'em and 1-0 in the eliminator

also see and

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>rasm

>Bruh I'm sorry about last night, I didn't mean to call you a douche. Yo here's a beer, we good man?

I have every Non Monday/or jets game now anyone want webems?

Not as bad as i thought they would be desu

they literally look like this but instead of a U its a fish

Xth for not giving a fuck

>Fratty Matty "hey bro toss me a natty" Stafford

He really lit it up that game.

Probowl has become a lot better recently. Those 60-14 blowouts were getting old.

>LAR:Rams considered benching Keenum for Mannion
>SF:Kerley sees team-high 11 targets in MNF win
>LAR:Case Keenum hilariously awful in MNF defeat
>SF:Carlos Hyde runs for two TDs in rout of Rams
>LAR:Joke's on you, L.A.: Rams demolished by 49ers
am I dreaming right now or did the San Francisco "top 5 draft pick" 49ers just shit all over the LA "no points scored since 1994" Rams?

I feel bad about asking this, but could you do Wilson's touchdown to Baldwin?

>Los Angeles not giving a fuck about football
What else is new?

if you can go through our game and get every rams fan shown being sad or even just depressed and then compile them together with brief shots of the 49ers four TDs and two INTs in between, that'd be amazing.

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HOLY SHIT THIS DESU

I WANT TO SEE RASM TEARS

yes please

could i please get Carlos Hyde's first TD

alternatively, just string those moments in a row and throw in the donald ejection, then end it with the full footage of the rams douchebag sitting alone and looking like he died

now that it's all said and done, post your favorite play of week 1

eh. At least its not hard to look at

haha i second this

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I third this

You may ONLY reply if your team won their first game

>t. shantytown, USA

Are the Eagles the team equivalent or "our guy"?

So much fucking this

nth for Giants gonna win their division

>implying LA isn't a massive shithole

>497 posts in the old thread
this is why jannies delete threads faggots
...okay

It'll take me a minute, did most of the sad faces come in the 4th?

well played

this man is your friend

he fights for freedom

>salty fucks gorging on anything they can get

feels good knowing I have your ire

The Bortles to Thomas td if you could.

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>you can't beat LA
The fucking 49ers literally just shut them out. The Doys choke literally every year. The Lakers/that other team you sort of care about no longer have Kobe/are still unkown. LA is a trash sports town, somehow worse than NYC.

most were in the second half yeah, but there might've been a couple "just dull" ones in the first half in order to fill out the whole set.

somebody was quick to make this because of that one douchebag, I already love it.

ITT: People you now remember

can't top the rajahs one but it was a beautiful throw tbqh

that bald spot
every time

enjoy your welcome back gift faggot, I know I am.

Why can't the ref handle the banter?

My brother mentioned him the other day

How come he never got a chance to start anywhere?

You guys seeing any games live this season?

Got tickets to the Rams@Lions game a few weeks ago. Should be a fun time desu.

>implying based Bully isnt bringing Lakeshow back with Russell
>implying were not going to kick the shit out of the Seacucks
I swear you salty shantytown fucks get me. yeah i get we got our ass kicked but this is par for the course.

yeah thanks faggot now go back to your hovel

time stamp for that one?
so itll make it easier

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 1

1. Patriots (+1)
2. Steelers (+3)
3. Broncos (+4)
4. Seahawks (-1)
5. Panthers (-4)
6. Cardinals (-2)
7. Bengals (+1)
8. Packers (-2)
9. Chiefs
10. Vikings
11. Raiders (+1)
12. Texans (+1)
13. Giants (+3)
14. Ravens (+3)
15. Jets (-1)
16. Redskins (-5)
17. Lions (+7)
18. Colts (-3)
19. Bucs (+6)
20. Cowboys (-2)
21. Bills (-2)
22. Saints (-2)
24. Jaguars (-1)
23. Falcons (-3)
25. Eagles (+2)
26. 49ers (+5)
27. Bears (-4)
28. Dolphins
29. Chargers
30. Titans
31. Rams (-5)
32. Browns

these would be perfect if they were allowed to have white helmets along with them

going to bed now /nfl/

remember that wentz is already a franchise QB

Enjoy getting to watch your team win

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>now go back to your hovel
that's a pretty accurate description of LA which you're right, is ours now.

>I-I'm never wrong

I wish you were here right now.

I dunno man, I don't have the download or anything I watched it on TV. was either late third or early fourth quarter though I think.

Not an LA fan but,

la has two stanley cups in 5 years and won an nba title more recently than any team not named Dallas, Miami, San Antonio, Golden State, or Cleveland and their baseball team is good consistently too

Basically the rasm suck, lakers have the best young team in the NBA aside from Minnesota, a good baseball team and a good hockey team. Saying it's a shit sports town is just straight up wrong unless you're talking about all the bandwagon mexican """""fans"""""

>I swear
Fill up one hand with your other hand with shit. Let's see which one is full first. Glad to see there's at least one delusional fuck in LA. Enjoy irrelevancy for the next 13 years before you move to those fly overs you hate so much.

The NFL has to fix its helmet rule.

Players break and replace helmets all the time. Its stupid that they can't have two different colored one's.

Any given Sunday. I don't want to get my hopes up, seeing a loss live is pretty tough and this is the lions we are talking about.

Boys vs 9ers.

Going with a group of 15 relatives, half of them are cowshits. Should be fun banter.

>drunkposting
I blew it. Rams 18-1 confirmed. nn familams

What did he mean by this?

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1. (8.231) New England Patriots [+0, -0.216]
2. (7.654) Pittsburgh Steelers [+4, +0.219]
3. (7.385) Green Bay Packers [+1, -0.639]
4. (7.000) Denver Broncos [+5, +0.176]
5. (6.885) Carolina Panthers [-3, -1.433]
6. (6.846) Cincinnati Bengals [+1, -0.236]
7. (6.654) Oakland Raiders [+3, +0.630]
8. (6.615) Kansas City Chiefs [+0, -0.314]
9. (6.308) Arizona Cardinals [-6, -1.727]
10. (6.269) Seattle Seahawks [-5, -1.731]
11. (6.000) Detroit Lions [+12, +1.482]
12. (5.808) Houston Texans [-1, +0.043]
13. (5.769) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [+8, +1.157]
14. (5.731) Jacksonville Jaguars [+4, +0.649]
15. (5.500) New York Giants [+1, +0.300]
16. (5.154) Baltimore Ravens [+4, +0.260]
16. (5.154) Minnesota Vikings [-4, -0.575]
18. (5.077) Indianapolis Colts [-5, -0.464]
19. (4.962) Philadelphia Eagles [+10, +1.280]
20. (4.846) New York Jets [-7, -0.695]
20. (4.846) San Francisco 49ers [+11, +2.528]
22. (4.577) New Orleans Saints [+0, +0.048]
23. (4.269) San Diego Chargers [+4, +0.528]
24. (4.192) Miami Dolphins [+1, -0.055]
25. (4.077) Atlanta Falcons [-6, -0.958]
26. (3.846) Dallas Cowboys [-2, -0.554]
27. (3.808) Washington Redskins [-12, -1.463]
28. (3.538) Buffalo Bills [-11, -1.591]
29. (3.308) Tennessee Titans [+1, -0.210]
30. (3.231) Chicago Bears [-3, -0.510]
31. (1.154) Cleveland Browns [+1, -0.987]
32. (0.885) Los Angeles Rams [-6, -3.350]

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If the playoffs started today:

(1)Giants (2)Bucs

(6)Packers @ (3)Vikings
(5)Eagles @ (4)Seahawks
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(1)Ravens (2)Chiefs

(6)Steelers @ (3)Texans
(5)Bengals @ (4)Patriots

Shit, switch bucs and giants. my bad

>implying this isn't all part of the master plan

Fisher's playing 4D chess

literally lightyears

>today
>Seahawks
>over the 49ers

49ers are the only NFCW team with a division win

>(4)Seahawks
this is wrong, 49ers are currently winning the division on tiebreakers due to having a better record in the division

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>brown smuk pepe
hardy kek

Requesting some Viking related meme pictures. My dad is so butthurt about Teddy being hurt

have faith in the bandwagon. when SD is good, they come out in droves from LA.

oh shit, just going by what the site said senpai my bad

really fucking thought we'd gotten things together in DC this time. Yeah we lost to a good team but the loss pretty much says "lol still not good enough" right to our faces

3 am edition

Deserved it for abandoning based cornball brother 2bqh senpai

Why on earth would you think things were coming together? Washington won the easiest division in the NFC last year and got stomped by an actual playoff team, why wouldn't you get stomped by another one today? Tons of work left to do in Washington, especially on the defensive side of the ball

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Every game but the mondays so far, sorry bro, tommorow ill have it

Is Jeff Fisher aware that there are more than just defensive linemen in the NFL?

Well pittsburgh was missing two starting receivers and their runningback for starters, thought that might slow things down, but I guess norman can only play on ONE SIDE of the field. At times last year the offense looked stellar, sometimes you think that can be enough to carry you. it's early though, so I'm not giving up hope just yet. No clear favorites for the NFCE yet.

Kirk Cousins is at the next stage of his Nick Foles II evolution (ie the bit where he turns to complete shit)

>le missing offensive weapons meme
baka, everyone is just a ben babby, as long as he is healthy they will score a lot
>no clear nfceast favorite
I like NY for now, don't trust the eagles enough down a stretch and the giants offense could be pretty darn good. I welcome the eagles proving me wrong though.

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>implying we dont have the best kicker in the league

i know you see it

here's the actual conference/playoff standings as per the official tiebreaking procedures. keep in mind that league/conference/division records are calculated by percentage not games over/under .500, so teams with a conference loss and teams that haven't played a conference game yet are both treated as .000

1. 49ers (1)
2. Buccaneers (2)
3. Giants (3)
4. Eagles (5)
5. Vikings (4)
6. Packers (6)
7. Lions
8. Seahawks
9. Cowboys
10. Falcons
11. Rams
12. Saints
13. Panthers
14. Cardinals
15. Bears
16. Redskins

1. Chiefs (1)
2. Bengals (2)
3. Ravens (5)
4. Steelers (6)
5. Texans (3)
6. Patriots (4)
7. Broncos
8. Raiders
9. Jets
10. Chargers
11. Bills
12. Dolphins
13. Colts
14. Jaguars
15. Titans
16. Browns

>it's ANOTHER packers/vikings on SNF episode

Another Vikings BTFO episode